6. Night life
a. Bars/Pubs
There are loads and loads of bars and pubs in the centre of Stirling, and nearly all are priced towards the student end of the market. Ones that have to be visited at least once are Drouthy Neebors, Katie’s, The Kilted Kangaroo, Morrisons, Cape and 20 Rocks. Most of them do some £1 drinks Monday-Thursday, and they’re mostly reasonably close together.
b. Clubs.
There are only two nightclubs, per se, in Stirling: FUBAR, and Dusk. Whilst that might not sound good, take it from someone who lives in London - where there are hundreds upon hundreds of nightclubs - that it’s actually a good thing, as the student population get concentrated in them, making them very lively. Both are close together, and both are very cheap, with entry ranging from £1-4, and £1 drinks available Monday-Thursday. Dusk has a slightly more adult feeling, and tends to be where the locals frequent, though it’s usually still 80%+ students on weeknights. It has a medium-sized bar and seating area, with a medium-sized dance floor. There’s also a small upstairs with a balcony, but this isn’t usually busy.
Fubar is a lot bigger. It has a large downstairs area that is alone the size of Dusk, however, on weeknights, the real party is upstairs, which is the same size against and has a large dance floor with a raised section. Fubar has definitely got a less adult feeling to it, with the music being softer, and the general feel of it being less animalistic. They usually end the nights with Cotton Eye Joe, upon which everyone links the arm of someone else and dances in a circle. They did once, last semester, end the night with Loch Lomond by Runrig, which caused absolute mayhem!
c. Nightlife Transport
The price of getting to and from town on a night out is undoubtedly the biggest perk of Stirling nightlife. You can get a seven-seater taxi from the University into town for £8, which works out at slightly more than a pound each; they’re usually slightly more expensive later on, on the way back, but aren’t usually more than a tenner, which only works out at about £1.40 each. You can also get the bus into town for a similar price on each leg. After 7pm, the ULink bus doesn’t just stop at the Union, but goes all the way up to Alexander Court and back past all the other residences to pick up passengers. It’s £1 on the way there with your student card; the later bus at about 2.30am to bring you back – the ‘party bus’ as it’s become known – is £1.50 with a student card, and Is pretty wild, due to the fact it has about 80 students on it, all in varying states of inebriation.
d. Miscellaneous Information about Nightlife
-You’ll find that few people go to the bars before the clubs, as most want to save money to spend in the club. The general practice is for people to start pre-drinking in their kitchen at about 9.30pm, then get a taxi or the bus into town at 11pm, and go straight into Dusk or FUBAR. Those who do go to the bars beforehand are usually girls: lads tend to stick to pre-drinking.
-If you want to save money on entrance prices, follow the Facebook pages of Dusk and FUBAR. They have deals with the different sports societies at the University, where the societies sell tickets in advance (usually the case with FUBAR), or hand out ‘Dusk passes’, which get you cheaper entry when you get there. The societies get a cut of the entrance fee for every person they get into the club, and you get cheaper entry, so everybody wins.
-You will need ID. Whilst the bouncers aren’t massively strict about whether it’s your ID or not, if you do not have ID, you will not get in. I’ve seen 30-year-olds get ID’d, so make sure you take it. Make sure you can remember all the details on your ID, such as your postcode etc., as the bouncers usually ask you a question about it while they're inspecting it, to see if it's yours or not.
-Buy a few drinks at a time. The queues for the bars in Dusk and FUBAR can get very long, so it’s best to get 2 or 3 drinks at a time, or ask your friends if they want you to get them anything.
-In case you’re wondering, both clubs have cloakrooms. I can’t remember the price, but it’s around £1 per item
-If you’re a student coming from England, Wales, Northern Ireland or even further afield, you will have to learn to live within the dreaded “10 ‘til 10” licensing law. Back home in England, we can buy booze from the shop at whatever time we want; but in Scotland, you cannot buy alcohol from a shop after 10pm, so make sure you buy your pre-drinks before then. This rule is strictly enforced, and even the off-licences that might appear dodgy stick to it, as the fines for breaking it are huge. Even if you’re in the queue at 9.59pm with your booze in your hands, if you haven’t paid by 10.01pm, they will not serve you – in supermarkets such as Tesco, the tills themselves won’t actually allow the store employee to scan the item after this point.
-The two clubs are better on different nights. The two big nights each week for the student population are Tuesday and Thursday: Tuesday everyone heads to Dusk (literally everyone, FUBAR is completely dead); and Thursday pretty much everyone heads to FUBAR, though Dusk usually still has a fair few on a Thursday. Town is usually still pretty busy on Mondays and Wednesdays, but not to the same extent. If you’re going out on a Monday or Wednesday though, Dusk is usually better on a Monday, and FUBAR is generally better on a Wednesday. Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays are usually a little dead in FUBAR, though Dusk is quite full on Fridays and Saturdays. If you prefer student vibe though, weekends are not for you, as this is when the locals come out. They’re also more expensive on the weekend.