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Is my dog muslim or christian?

i can't decide what faith my dog is.

he is often on his hands (well front paws) and knees making me think that he is muslim.

but on the other hand he often has one front leg over the other making what looks like a definite cross.

can anyone help?

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Reply 1
Why don't you ask him?
Reply 2
He's clearly Jewish. Honestly.
Reply 3
Original post by miike1234
Why don't you ask him?



he can't speak english. so maybe he is a foreign dog. does that help?
Reply 4
Original post by Hylean
He's clearly Jewish. Honestly.



he is happy to share food with the other dogs.
Reply 5
:dealwithit:
Dogs are considered unclean in Islam.

EDIT: Why the neg? It's true.
(edited 12 years ago)
Check his penis he might be a jew?
Reply 8
Original post by siwelmail
Check his penis he might be a jew?



he just bit me.
Reply 9
Original post by Redreynard
i can't decide what faith my dog is.

he is often on his hands (well front paws) and knees making me think that he is muslim.

but on the other hand he often has one front leg over the other making what looks like a definite cross.

can anyone help?


making me laugh went eating serhi:smile:

that does not happen often:frown:
trollololol
Reply 11
Original post by A Mysterious Lord
Dogs are considered unclean in Islam.



my dog is clean. and i think he might take exception to the islamic view. or maybe he is a self-hating kind of a dog.
Either way it doesn't matter. They all end up in doggy heaven no matter what.
Original post by Redreynard
he just bit me.


:curious: you didn't touch his penis did you?
your dog is god!
Reply 15
Original post by The Dark Lord
Either way it doesn't matter. They all end up in doggy heaven no matter what.



if he's muslim i'd have to take him to mecca.

and if he's christian he might like an audience with the pope.
Follower of scientology,clearly....you have to be barking to believe in that :h:


:mmm: :colondollar:
Reply 17
Original post by siwelmail
:curious: you didn't touch his penis did you?



he got a bit shirty!
Reply 18
Original post by Redreynard
if he's muslim i'd have to take him to mecca.

and if he's christian he might like an audience with the pope.


what if he's protestant?
Reply 19
Wtf kind of question is this at 2am op?

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