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Is my dog muslim or christian?

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how many wives does he have?

he runs with a pack of bitches. i tell him they're no good for him, but what can i do. i'm not sure if he's married to any of them.

Reply 41

mogambo

Lol! Hmm...sounds like yoga to me.... could well be buddhist or hindu.

Reply 42

Redreynard

Original post by Left Hand Drive

Then he'd be wearing a Rangers top, drunk, and fighting with polis

haha! you make a fair point.

Reply 43

Harley

Original post by Cesar Lecat

Don't be silly! :tongue:

Animals are spiritual too, right now my hamster's checking his horiscope :cool:

Reply 44

CIE password

Dogs are considered with no exception in Islam as being unclean to touch. Anyway, this article should help you:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_and_animals

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Reply 45

Redreynard

Original post by TGBuble

THIS is why I enjoy the Student Room threads in the small hours...

Are you sure he isn't a Buddha? Does he often seem quite peaceful? Medidate often?

he looks meditative after eating a bone. i'm starting to think that he's probably buddhist.

Reply 46

Redreynard

Original post by iwantcheese5

Maybe he's Shinto, does he come from Japan? Does he have a strong connection with nature and his ancestors?

shinto is a pretty exotic religion for a dog. he's only a mongrel.

Reply 47

Redreynard

Original post by mogambo

Lol! Hmm...sounds like yoga to me.... could well be buddhist or hindu.

i'm starting to believe that he's buddhist.

Reply 48

Cariie

Is he good with other people? Humanist maybe?

Reply 49

iwantcheese5

Original post by Redreynard

shinto is a pretty exotic religion for a dog. he's only a mongrel.

Ah but maybe he's trying to add a bit of excitement to an otherwise drab existence. Bitches like an exotic streak surely?

Reply 50

Tpos

Original post by CIE password

Dogs are considered with no exception in Islam as being unclean to touch. Anyway, this article should help you:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_and_animals

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It is their saliva only, that is unclean to touch. Anyway in Islam, animals (and trees/plants) are always following Allah's law as that is in their nature.

(LOL at the thread though!)

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Reply 51

BeachBum8

someone smoked a litttttlllle too much weed.

And your point is?

Awesome

i could be barking up the wrong tree, but don't all dogs go to heaven?

i'll get my coat...

are you barking mad?

Original post by Tpos

It is their saliva only, that is unclean to touch. Anyway in Islam, animals (and trees/plants) are always following Allah's law as that is in their nature.

(LOL at the thread though!)

Their saliva and everything, anyway, this thread is funny.