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Can we get some sort of nerdy maths/science joke thread going?

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Reply 20
Original post by tehforum
Why didn't I have any mince pies after my christmas dinner?

Because 164\sqrt \dfrac{-1}{64} :biggrin:


i dont get it :frown:
Reply 21
What does a nuclear physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips

:cool:
Reply 22
Original post by Harley
i dont get it :frown:


because I overate.
What's a microbiologists favourite dessert?

Flagellae and ice cream :smile:
Reply 24
Schroedingers' cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.
Reply 25
Original post by zigzog7
because I overate.


ah... thanks lol i was just being stupid :tongue:
Original post by zigzog7


the base is under assault?
Reply 27
Original post by jumpthroughtime
the base is under assault?


yep


Not as clever as other jokes but it gave me a laugh :biggrin:
Reply 29
Q: Can you think of an anagram of "Banach-Tarski"?
A: "Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski"

(Hint)
Reply 31
Asymptotes. Can't touch this.
I would mention some more chemistry jokes but all the good ones argon
The name's bond. Ionic bond. Taken, not shared
Reply 34
A tachyon asks for a drink, then walks into a bar.
Reply 35
I divided sin by tan the other day. Do you know why?



Just cos!
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Heisenburg gets pulled over by a policeman one day whilst driving. The policeman says "Excuse me, do you know how fast you were going?"

"No." Heisenburg replies. "But I know exactly where I was."

Schroedinger also gets pulled over by a policeman who asks if he can look inside the boot of his car. Inside he finds a box, and opens it. He asks "Sir, did you know there was a dead cat in the boot of your car?"

Schroedinger says "Well, I do now."

And....

There's this girl I know that loves oxidising electrons but every time she does she feels reduced. :cool:

This is pretty much all we do in my Chemistry lessons, swap nerd jokes that we've heard. :lol:
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A photon checks into a hotel and gets asked if it needs help with its luggage.

It replies "no thanks, i'm travelling light."
I once tried a carbon dioxide and iodine pie for dessert

It was sublime

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