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Favourite movie quotes ever

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    "you're in the office baby" - Training Day
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    More From Anchorman:

    Ron: Brick, Where'd you get a hand grenade?
    Brick: I don't know.

    Brick: Yeah, I stabbed a guy in the heart
    Ron: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
    Brick: Yeah. There were horses and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident

    Love that film.

    One from Rush Hour 3. My favourite ever movie quote.

    Carter: No, you're Asian. Stop humiliating yourself.

    And this whole scene.

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    (Original post by BioFurMatPhyStudent)
    :lol: "Four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco!"

    "She asked me how to spell orange."

    "One time she punched me in the face... It was awesome!"
    "I can tell when it's raining, it's like I have ESPN or something."

    "Can I butter your muffin?"
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    From Blazing Saddles

    Bart has just been insulted by an elderly woman

    Jim: [consoling Bart] What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
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    (Original post by NapoleonDynamite)
    "I can tell when it's raining, it's like I have ESPN or something."

    "Can I butter your muffin?"
    "Don't have sex. Because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up. Just don't do it promise....
    Ok, everyone take some rubbers!"
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    (Original post by storpedo91)
    More From Anchorman:

    Ron: Brick, Where'd you get a hand grenade?
    Brick: I don't know.

    Brick: Yeah, I stabbed a guy in the heart
    Ron: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
    Brick: Yeah. There were horses and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident

    Love that film.

    One from Rush Hour 3. My favourite ever movie quote.

    Carter: No, you're Asian. Stop humiliating yourself.

    And this whole scene.

    I love Anchorman so much! XD

    "MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE"

    "I read somewhere that their periods attract bears, they get a smell of the menstruation!"
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    "She's so wet for me, I can hear the waves breaking in her fanny." :laugh:
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    (Original post by BioFurMatPhyStudent)
    "Don't have sex. Because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up. Just don't do it promise....
    Ok, everyone take some rubbers!"
    Haha omg :lol:
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    (Original post by NapoleonDynamite)
    I love Anchorman so much! XD

    "MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE"

    "I read somewhere that their periods attract bears, they get a smell of the menstruation!"
    "You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy."
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    Patrick Bateman's soliloquy.
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    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All these moments will be lost in time...like tears in the rain. Time to die."
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    "I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf"
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    "I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects."

    Oh, and anything from Dogma!
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    "It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care" - Office Space
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    "Gahhh" and "Can you do any sweet rides?" - Napoleon Dynamite
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    "OK, here's what I want... first, we both get naked.
    Except, we are both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with pepto-bismol, I clip your toe nails and you shave my buttocks." - Rat Race

    And anything Samwise Gamgee says
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    Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
    Mal: Define "interesting".
    Wash: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
    .
    Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode.
    .
    Mal: What in the hell happened back there?
    Wash: Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl 'cause... I don't think that's ever getting old.


    Serenity!
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6-z7ZI750Q
    this whole cable guy scene. Especially the star wars homage.
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    Say Hello To My Little Friend !
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    "Not my daughter, you BITCH!"

    Classic.

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