Bad movies you wish you had never watched
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Re: Bad movies you wish you had never watched
jarhead was f*****g painful.
who ever thought it was a good idea to make a film about people having nothing to do needs their head checking.
also wicker park was another one that i'm still bitter about having paid good money to see, and that was probably 8 or 9 years ago now.Last edited by SwingOnTheSpiral88; 16-09-2011 at 18:56. -
Re: Bad movies you wish you had never watchedI know man, when I saw it I burst out laughing. I simply cannot imagine Voldemort allowing Harry to do that, also what is Harry hoping to achieve? Even if old Voldy can't fly in the film surely Harry doesn't think a fall is gonna kill him!?(Original post by Ventura7)
oh right ok, i just though harry was holding on to him?
that bit isn't even in the book, they shouldn't have put it in
So much disappointment, I actually burst into tears after seeing the first film because it was so bad, but then I was only 11 and Harry Potter was my life. -
Re: Bad movies you wish you had never watchedHe can. So can Snape.(Original post by Rosey203)
I'm fairy sure he can't fly?!Last edited by Fantaisie; 17-09-2011 at 16:20. -
Re: Bad movies you wish you had never watchedAgreed. Even worse when watching with someone who calls it 'Orwellian'.(Original post by geetar)
V for Vendetta. What a pile of pretentious, pseudo-intellectual, cod-philosophical, incredibly obvious, preachy crap. -
Re: Bad movies you wish you had never watched
The Collector, The Grudge (Japanese version - haven't seen the American remake but can only assume it would be even crappier), Lost In Translation (please don't try to tell me I 'didn't understand it' - I did, I just still hated it), Cabin Fever, Something Borrowed....these are the first that spring to mind!
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Re: Bad movies you wish you had never watched

My grandad downloads every film ever, all in bad quality, the majority of which are awful, but this one truly is the worst they've shown me. Cuba Gooding Jr is a hitman with a strange moral compass who helps a stranger in a bar "see to" the enemies in his life after a hypothetical situation.

Another Cuba Gooding Jr shocker. He's a reporter (cliché drinking problem and broken family) who gets caught up in a serial killer case when his girlfriend is brutally murdered. Trying to catch the killer he goes from one crime scene to the next tampering with evidence and hindering the police investigation, until he discovers that the murderer is in fact a little boy in an orphanage, who has come back in time to kill those he blames for his poor childhood.

The one that truly takes the biscuit. Looks like it's shot by amateurs and scripted by people who only watch daytime TV, Dougray Scott is a chef who lost his talent when his wife died in a car crash. After years of depression he buys the dream pub he was going to buy with his late wife and sets about turning it into a famous eatery, whilst at the same time falling in love with the American daughter of the town's local Lord of the manor. It burnt my eyes it was that bad. Features a cameo from Gordon Ramsey, and only made £121 in it's opening weekend! -
Re: Bad movies you wish you had never watchedFrom what I read though it was a spell. (You have to have your wand on you at least.) Nothing was really mentioned saying Voldermort couldn't be caught off guard and fall. xD(Original post by Fantaisie)
He can. So can Snape. -
Re: Bad movies you wish you had never watched
Pretty much most films released these days are SH*T
Best film 2011 is "Senna"
But not many people will have heard or even payed respect to a great film & man.
Films have to much time spent on special FX & all the b*ll****...
Crappy trailers which people like?
Originality is dead.
Why couldn't they just leave terminator at terminator 2? or make a good 3
The modern terminators suck ass
So do all modern movie stars
GAH
wtf has happened to film?
The new sacha bohen cohen film "the Dicatator" looks good mind you.
http://www.old-wizard.com/top-10-pro...-modern-movies - sums my thoughts up.Last edited by gobbler; 16-09-2011 at 19:59. -
Re: Bad movies you wish you had never watchedI might be wrong but I swear Harry does call Voldemort 'Tom' in the book.(Original post by Fantaisie)
The Harry Potter films, straight out were awful, nothing like the books in anyway, the acting of was disgraceful
(just watch Emmas Watson's eyebrows though out the films, it is hilarious) me and my friends only watch them to laugh and insult them, it upsets me so much to see the books mascaraed that way, breaks my heart so I have to laugh though the pain. The portrayal of Dumbledore in the forth film is the worst, he is just so angry all the time, it's ridiculous. He would never ever grab, shake and shout at Harry (In the fifth book he gets very angry at Umbridge for doing that to Marietta!). I refuse to see the last one because the trailer upset me so much, I mean come on AS IF Harry is gonna call Voldemort Tom!? Or Voldemort is gonna be crawling on the floor or let Harry hug him and jump off Hogwarts!? I mean he can fly for ****s sake!? 


Anyhow, I wish I could erase The Hills Have Eyes from my head
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(just watch Emmas Watson's eyebrows though out the films, it is hilarious) me and my friends only watch them to laugh and insult them, it upsets me so much to see the books mascaraed that way, breaks my heart so I have to laugh though the pain. The portrayal of Dumbledore in the forth film is the worst, he is just so angry all the time, it's ridiculous. He would never ever grab, shake and shout at Harry (In the fifth book he gets very angry at Umbridge for doing that to Marietta!). I refuse to see the last one because the trailer upset me so much, I mean come on AS IF Harry is gonna call Voldemort Tom!? Or Voldemort is gonna be crawling on the floor or let Harry hug him and jump off Hogwarts!? I mean he can fly for ****s sake!?