[ktlaurenroe]

Granted but only because you now no longer have feet

I wish I had a glass of coke.

[Malluma]

Granted. But you're not allowed to drink it (or any other glass of coke/pepsi/cola). Ever.

I wish I had a gaydar.

[Willum Infanta]

Granted, but it picks up the fact that your parents are actually a lot less straight than you thought they were causing you to tell them and ruin the marriage

I wish UCAS forms weren't so difficult

[IxI_Rhys_IxI]

Granted, but university grades now rise to 5 A*s therefore making it near impossible to get in.

I wish Dan Wheldon was still with us. R.I.P (You don't need to corrupt this if you don't like to)

[beeninetytwo]

I won't corupt that wish

I wish brushing my teeth wasn't so boring

[SuperNewYorkGirl]

Granted but then it will be far too interesting and then you will be late for work every morning lol

I wish i could be in the twlight saga!

[beeninetytwo]

Granted but you're a shoe

I wish I wasn't late all the time

[Willum Infanta]

Granted, but you come in so early that teachers at your college keep asking you to do boring things for them

I wish Ben & Jerry's was cheaper so I could buy more

[Tishh]

Granted, but to reduce the price they had to reduce the quality of ingredients, so it doesn't taste nice any more.

I wish i lived in a supermarket.

[ktlaurenroe]

Granted but the supermarket is in the middle of nowhere with no other signs of life around.

I wish I could bake a cake right now.

[dragon500uk]

Granted, but you realise you've baked all the things that important to you in the cake as well, ruining it and loosing them for ever. Sad times. It tastes pretty naff too.

I wish i could multitask!

[ktlaurenroe]

Granted but in exchange you're not allowed to walk/run/pretty much use your legs ever again.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

[Malluma]

(Original post by ktlaurenroe)
Granted but in exchange you're not allowed to walk/run/pretty much use your legs ever again.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

Granted, but you're haunted by all the disturbing and unsettling things you see for the rest of your life and go mad.

I wish I could do presentations without getting nervous.

[ktlaurenroe]

Granted but instead you have a very obvious boner that mortifies you half way through.

I wish I could stop time.

[beeninetytwo]

^

Granted but everyone dies just before you do. It is then ever so lonely and you feel sad even though time has stopped

I wish my car would start

[Jonah Ramone]

Granted, but then everything else breaks.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Dr. Pepper.

[ktlaurenroe]

Granted, but the supply is poisonous.

I wish I could skip tomorrow out of my life.

[dragon500uk]

Granted, but you relive today over and over and over again.

I wish I could tap dance.

[Jonah Ramone]

Granted, but you're forced to do so 24 hours a day.

I wish I was a robot.

[Tishh]

Granted but you malfunction alot

I wish I could read minds.