To Robinho when he was accused of rape and got tackled/missed:
"Robinho, she said no, Robinho, she said no"
"touch of a rapist, he's got the touch of a rapist, touch of a raaaapist"
To Arsene Wenger after an Arsenal bad tackle:
"He didn't see that, he didn't see thaaaaaat, Arsene Wenger, he didn't see that"
After Terry protests in the refs face and gets a dubious free kick:
"He's shaggin the ref, he's shaggin the reffffff, John Terry, he's shaggin the ref"
For Kenwyne Jones:
Ohhh Kenwyne is a Stokie
He Comes from Trinidad
He looks like Whoopi Goldberg
His hair is ****in mad
He came to Stoke from Sunderland and this is what he said...
STEVE BRUCE IS A ****ER WITH A BIG FAT ****IN HEAD!
It might be difficult to understand if you don´t speak german but it´s hilarious:
Explanation: Before leaving Freiburg, Idrissou complained that he didn´t want to play for a team that is constantly battling relegation, and boasted that he´d be playing in the champions league soon ( he was about to join Schalke), anyway he ended up playing for Mönchengladbach and came close to relegation once again while Freiburg had a terrific season. So here are the Freiburg supporters mocking his ambitions with a little chant.
Literal translation: Idrissou is playing champions league football on his PS3, all night from 12 to 8(am).
Funny additional information: He´s now playing in the 2. Bundesliga.