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    Marlon King, when a girl says no, molest her!

    To the tune of Reeeewind by Craig David.

    Also 'Does your boyfriend know you're here' to the Brighton is always funny.
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    campeones campeones ole ole ole!

    this was aimed at real madrid fans when they were losing.
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    "You're just a poor man's Evian, you're just a poor man's Eviaaaan."
    Gateshead fans to Buxton.

    "Monday, Tuesday, Habib Beye."
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    Villa Chant for Gavin McCann to the tune of the Addam's Family:

    He tackles and he passes
    He hassles and harasses
    He gets up peoples' asses
    He's better than Zidane
    Gavin McCann (Click Click)
    Gavin McCann (Click Click)
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    (Original post by IanDangerously)
    The huddle? That's a nice name for it! Better than the dreaded P word.
    We did it first as well! Its the huddle!
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    @1:31

    He hasnt got any credit!



    :rofl:
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    To Robinho when he was accused of rape and got tackled/missed:

    "Robinho, she said no, Robinho, she said no"

    "touch of a rapist, he's got the touch of a rapist, touch of a raaaapist"

    To Arsene Wenger after an Arsenal bad tackle:

    "He didn't see that, he didn't see thaaaaaat, Arsene Wenger, he didn't see that"

    After Terry protests in the refs face and gets a dubious free kick:

    "He's shaggin the ref, he's shaggin the reffffff, John Terry, he's shaggin the ref"

    For Kenwyne Jones:

    Ohhh Kenwyne is a Stokie
    He Comes from Trinidad
    He looks like Whoopi Goldberg
    His hair is ****in mad
    He came to Stoke from Sunderland and this is what he said...
    STEVE BRUCE IS A ****ER WITH A BIG FAT ****IN HEAD!
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    And in response to the "Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea! Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelseaaaaa" chant - "looters, looters, looters! looters, looters, looteeeerrrrsss"
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    This is one of my faves:

    EI EI EI O
    Up the football league we go,
    When we win promotion,
    this is what we'll sing,
    WE ARE OXFORD WE ARE OXFORD WILDER IS KING.

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    "You don't know what you're doing" to a guy who was using the half time interval as a time to ask his girlfriend to marry him in front of the whole crowd. Classic.
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    Adebayor, Adebayoooooooooooor
    He used to like coach trips
    But not anymore

    Spoiler:
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    I joke
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    U-N-I-T-E-D
    That spells massive debt to me
    Knick knack paddywack give a dog a bone
    Time to get Ocean Finance on the phone


    Adebayor, Adebayoooooooooooor
    He used to like coach trips
    But not anymore


    Walking along, singing a song, walking in a Bergkamp wonderland.


    "We defended a corner" - Arsenal fans, after Arsenal defended a corner against Fulham last season.


    We won the league in Meryside
    We won the league at Old Trafford
    We won the league at White Hart Lane (twice)
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    Yippee-ai-oo~
    Yippee-ai-ay~
    Holte enders in~
    the sky . . .
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    It might be difficult to understand if you don´t speak german but it´s hilarious:

    Explanation: Before leaving Freiburg, Idrissou complained that he didn´t want to play for a team that is constantly battling relegation, and boasted that he´d be playing in the champions league soon ( he was about to join Schalke), anyway he ended up playing for Mönchengladbach and came close to relegation once again while Freiburg had a terrific season. So here are the Freiburg supporters mocking his ambitions with a little chant.

    Literal translation: Idrissou is playing champions league football on his PS3, all night from 12 to 8(am).





    Funny additional information: He´s now playing in the 2. Bundesliga.
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    "Spend some ****ing money"

    Arsenal fans towards Arsenal.
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    Park song is my favourite. Liked "we'll never play you again" the other day though.
    Hull sang "youre getting mauled by the tigers"and did acions when they beat arsenal at the emirates. epic.
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    To the tune of Que Sera, Sera:

    Oh Ledley, Ledley
    He's only got one knee
    He's better than John Terry
    Oh Ledley, Ledley!
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    Last year we sung "You're so **** you lost to us" a few times, and "Dirty northern bastards" is a personal favourite of mine.
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    The only one i know:

    "LETS GO ****ING MENTAL!! LA LAAAA LA LA" x3
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    When Oldham played Norwich at Carrow Road a couple of seasons ago, we were so dire that we couldn't not poke fun at ourselves, so we had...

    "one shot, we've only had one shot..."

    and

    "lets pretend we've scored a goal" followed by the Oldham fans cheering

    Got to be able to poke fun at yourselves.

    But whenever we play a Yorkshire team, we have...

    "I'm a bastard, I'm a bastard, I'm a bastard, yes I am
    And I'd rather be a bastard than a ****ing Yorkshireman"

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