Best Football Chants you heard

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roe5745

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Vybz Kartel

"You Fat Basstard, You Fat Basstard!"

Reply 63

Vividness

After Cashley Cole's air rifle 'incident' in training, in which he shot a youth team player.

Every time Cole gets the ball "Shoooooooooooooooooott!"

Reply 64

Panda Bear

Sign on, sign on
With a pen in your hand
'Cause you'll never get a job
You'll never get a job

Feed the scousers, let them know it's Christmas time

(edited 12 years ago)

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username848421

Pastis I love you
I would drink barrels
Until I roll on the floor of every gutters
I **** the frogs and the toads
Which piss me off at the aperitif time

Quite meaningless but we sing that when the match starts..

(edited 12 years ago)

Reply 66

OmnipotentOmelette

There's only two Ameobi's, two Ameoooobi's
there's only two Ameobis

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Jack842

LASSSSSSSSSSSSSSAGNE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAH
LASSSSSSSSSSSSSSAGNE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAH

How we all laughed to bits
When Tottenham got the ****s

LASSSSSSSSSSSSSSAGNE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAH
LASSSSSSSSSSSSSSAGNE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAH

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rachelkeira

Chesterfield keeper refuses to cut his hair again now he gets this every match:
Tommy Lee, Tommy Lee, Tommy Tommy Lee, He's got long hair but we don't care, Tommy Tommy Lee

And away at Tranmere there was a lot of 'You stole ma stereo!'

Latest one is 'We've got Leon Clarke, Leon Clarke, Leon Leon Clarke, Nanananananana, We've got Leon Clarke!'
And when he scored it's 'He smacked Di Canioooo, He smacked Di Canioooo!'

We also always do the *insert stand name here* give us a wave or give us a song!

And there's 'Just bounce, if you love the town' and everyone bounces.

And 'He scores from the left, he scores from the right, super Jack Lester, he'll make you look sh*te'

Can't think of any more than those, other than ones everyone knows :smile:

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username564415

Who's that **** from argentina
Who's that money grabbing whore :wink:

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IanDangerously

Technically not one of our best but it always cracks me up anyway:

His gran's not dead, he just forgot -
One week hes bald, the next he's not.
He always lies, and this is true,
He is a typ-i-cal ****ing blue.
Ohh we all know Stephen Ireland wears a wig! Ireland wears a wing! Ireland wears a wig!
We all know Stephen Ireland wears a wig! Ireland wears a wing! Ireland wears a wig!
He wears a wiiiiiiiiiiiiig, he wears a wig! He wears a wiiiiiiiiig, he wears a wig!
He wears a wiiiiiiiiiiiiig, he wears a wig! He wears a wiiiiiiiiig, he wears a wig!

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speilberg91

We hate Bill Shankly, we hate St John,
But most of all we hate Big Ron,
And we'll hang the kopties one by one,
On the Banks of the Royal Blue Mersey,
To hell with the Liverpool and the Rangers too,
We'll throw them all in the Mersey,
And we'll fight, fight, fight,
With all our might,
For the boys in the Royal Blue jersey.

Onward Evertonians,
Onward for us to see,
See the Royal twin towers,
And Royal Wembley,
See the Royal Blue jerseys,
As faithful as can be,
Forging on to victory,
And fighting constantly,
Onward Evertonians,
Don't let your pride be moved,
Remember our song for Wembley,
Is We Shall Not Be Moved. (cue we shall not be moved)

**** off, **** off,
with soap up your arse,
and you'll never walk, again,
you'll never walk again.

(edited 12 years ago)

Reply 72

L18

Original post by rachelkeira

And away at Tranmere there was a lot of 'You stole ma stereo!'

I'd rather be a thief than a scab.

Reply 73

Super_Hans

Get into them!
**** em up!

Reply 74

the bear

Original post by mikeyd85

"You don't know what you're doing" to a guy who was using the half time interval as a time to ask his girlfriend to marry him in front of the whole crowd. Classic.

the crowd usually serenade the happy couple with "Does she take it up the **** ?"

Reply 75

Dorito

Few sung by the Warrington Town fans from last season, they were many more but I forget.

''You need a mortgage for a burger, mortgage for a burrrgggeerr."

"It's not pink, it's fuschia." sang to an opposition fan that had a garish 'pink' v-neck on.

"Lets pretend we won a throw-in."

"You only sing when you're fishing" (away at Whitby)

"He's got school in the morning, school in the morning!." Sang to a very young looking opposition goalkeeper.

The lower leagues have a few funny chants, many (lets be honest... ALL) lower league clubs could outsing Man United.

Reply 76

Dorito

also, the Halifax fans came and stood with us in one game and started singing really loudly, completely drowning us out as there was about 500 of them compared to our 40.

So we waited for them to go quiet before launching a chorus of "Will you sing a song for us?". They didn't. :sad:

Reply 77

Rooster523

There's only ooooone Emile Heskey
Only ooone Emile Heskey
He used to be ****e
But now he's alright
Walking in a Heskey wonderland!

Reply 78

IanDangerously

Original post by Dorito

The lower leagues have a few funny chants, many (lets be honest... ALL) lower league clubs could outsing Man United.

United go to every ground in the country and embarrass the home supporters outsinging them, have been for years now. This season we've taken over the Whorethorns, the Reebok, Bellend Road and that hellhole in Stoke already and outsung the lot! The "lower league" teams only have a handful of chants all to the same tunes and thrive largely off copying our songs.

But hey, we're Man United, we do what we want! :wink:

Reply 79

FrigidSymphony

Everton chant for Carroll to the tune of Amore.

When a girl hits the floor and it's not Collymore, Andy Carroll (Andy Carroll)
When you're glassed in the face by a mug with no pace, Andy Carroll (Andy Carroll)
When your car's set on fire, called a knob and a liar, Andy Carroll (Andy Carroll)
When you're either in jail, hitting birds or on bail, Andy Carroll (Andy Carroll)