(Original post by IanDangerously)
United go to every ground in the country and embarrass the home supporters outsinging them, have been for years now. This season we've taken over the Whorethorns, the Reebok, ******* Road and that hellhole in Stoke already and outsung the lot! The "lower league" teams only have a handful of chants all to the same tunes and thrive largely off copying our songs.
But hey, we're Man United, we do what we want!
Away fans do tend to be very loud, fair play but you can here a pin drop in Old Trafford some weeks. Don't give me the whole 'we're loud for the big games' you should be singing every week. It doesn't matter if you're 8-0 up at Anfield or 3-0 down at home to Swansea...
Gunnarsson - son - son,
He's better than Joe Allen,
Gunnarsson - son - son,
He's our midfield magician,
To the left, to the right,
To the Icelandic beat all night,
He's a bluebird and he's class,
and he'll kick your ******* ass!
(Original post by FrigidSymphony)
Everton chant for Carroll to the tune of Amore.
When a girl hits the floor and it's not Collymore, Andy Carroll (Andy Carroll)
When you're glassed in the face by a mug with no pace, Andy Carroll (Andy Carroll)
When your car's set on fire, called a knob and a liar, Andy Carroll (Andy Carroll)
When you're either in jail, hitting birds or on bail, Andy Carroll (Andy Carroll)
I love how 3 minutes after they sang that on the weekend Carroll went and scored. I think he shut them up good and proper.
One of my favourite FFC chants (when we're winning away)... "We're winning away! We're winning a-way! How **** must you be? We're winning away!"
(We have by far the WORST away record of any BPL club.)
Wolves sung 'you're just a bunch of rioters' at us earlier this year.
And we sung back... 'You're only got three stands! THREE STANDS!'
'Empty seats, everywhere, empty seats!' is another fun one.
'Should have gone to Specsavers' is another fun one (at the lino.)
'Que sera, sera. Whatever will be, will be! We're going to Wembley! Que sera, sera.' OR '...We'll concentrate on the League. Que sera, sera.'
'You only live round the corner! LIVE ROUND THE CORNER! You only live round the corner!' (This week against United.)
The Rafa van der Vaart song is far too catchy.
'When the ball hits the goal, it's not Rooney or Cole, that's Zamora!' or 'When you're seats in row Z(ed) and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora!'
'SW6... IS WONDERFUL! SW6 IS WON-DER-FUL!'
'You're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you... I love you, Fulham.' (to the Valli tune.)
The man at the beggining says: please welcome a brand from St Etienne (biggest rival of lyon, they are 20 kilometers away from each other), during a Lyon-St etienne game. And then they sing "the lion is dead tonight", that was quite funny. It's not a football cant though.
Some gems from Wednesday at Fulham
justice for Evra!
Der der der der der der; der der der der der der; der der der der der der; racist bastard!
Giggs, Giggs is going to amsterdam!
Oh channel 5,
Oh channel 5 is wonderful
its full of tits, fanny and united
oh channel 5 is wonderful!
Thursday night, in amsterdam
Thursday night, in amsterdam!
Great show from the united fans making a laugh out of any possible thursday night channel 5 songs.