[Pitt1988]

When Reading were promoted to the Premier league:

John Madjeski's magic
He wears a magic hat
And no we're in the premiership
He's shagging Cilla Black


When Torres played for Liverpool:

He's half a boy, he's half a girl, Torres Torres
He looks just like a transvestite, Torres Torres
He wears a frock, he loves the cock, he sells his arse on Albert dock
Fernandoooo Torres
Carragher's bit on the side

[aja89]

DiCanio said he was a red Beano, Beano
**** off you fascist **** he said Beano, Beano
He'll never play for Swindon Town, he scored two at the County Ground
James Constable Oxford's number nine.

Also a great bit of to and fro banter a few games back away at Aldershot...

OXF: 3-0 to the Oxford boys, 3-0 to the Oxford boys!
ALD: Let's pretend we've scored a goal, let's pretend we've scored a goal.... YYYEEEESSSS!
OXF: 3-1 to the Oxford boys, 3-1 to the Oxford boys!
ALD: Let's pretend we've scored again... YYYYEESSS!
OXF: 3-2 to the Oxford boys, 3-2 to the Oxford boys!
ALD: 4-3! We're gonna win 4-3!
OXF: **** all! You're gonna win **** all!

[IanDangerously]

The city is ours, the city is ours! 20,000 prostitutes, the city is ours! - United fans in Amsterdam.

[...mo...]

Glory, Glory, Glory United...

[saggy8]

We only hate Mancs! We only hate Maaaaancs! We're not racist, we only hate Mancs!

[redferry]

When United come to Birmingham we sing 'cockney scum get out of brum'

Also against Arsenal 'lets all do the Wenger!' followed by manic hand gesticulating.
Puts him in such a bad mood!

[original_username]

Birmingham fans have great banter. Eg:

to Kanu when he played for baggies:
Oh I'd rather have a boat than Kanu -repeat.
Oh I'd rather have a dingy than Kanu - -repeat
Oh I'd rather ****ing drown than have Kanu - repeat

Current Steven Carr song:
Steven Carrs a bluenose, he hates the villa fans,
he called the north stand ****ers and got a one match ban
Cheryl cole is stunning she wears a red G- string and when she goes out night clubbing she hides from Marlon King!

And for getting everyone going a new one this season for our fans:

[TheCasual]

(Original post by rorydaredking)
Park song is my favourite. Liked "we'll never play you again" the other day though.
Hull sang "youre getting mauled by the tigers"and did acions when they beat arsenal at the emirates. epic.

I'm Hull fan and find this chant cringe worthy.

[Super_Hans]

(Original post by aja89)
OXF: 3-0 to the Oxford boys, 3-0 to the Oxford boys!
ALD: Let's pretend we've scored a goal, let's pretend we've scored a goal.... YYYEEEESSSS!
OXF: 3-1 to the Oxford boys, 3-1 to the Oxford boys!
ALD: Let's pretend we've scored again... YYYYEESSS!
OXF: 3-2 to the Oxford boys, 3-2 to the Oxford boys!
ALD: 4-3! We're gonna win 4-3!
OXF: **** all! You're gonna win **** all!

Class.

Got a couple more, I was at Brentford - Basingstoke earlier in the season and there was a poor fat Brentford fan who had practically a whole block to himself, he got a fair bit of abuse from us away fans. "Did you pay for both your seats" and "You're fat, and you're on your own" were two of the more repeatable chants.

[IanDangerously]

(Original post by TheCasual)
I'm Hull fan and find this chant cringe worthy.

The chant is alright, doing the actions is as camp as a bad 80s disco.

[original_username]

Few good ones Vs Southampton when it snowed.
Southampton fans with the song which is plaguing football at the moment:
Birminghams a **** hole I wana go home etc

Brum Fans:
It's ****in snowing you'll never get home

PA announcer " Could you please take extra care when leaving the stadium"
Fans- We're Birmingham City, we'll slip if we want.

[Oziris]

From Portsmouth vs Southampton:

We ******* hate you,
We ******* hate youuu,
You're ******* Scummers,
We ******* hate you.

Quite catchy.

[KingGoonIan]

"Hopefully will be singing Demba scored 19 goals since ramdan began and he just can't get enough" later today.

Love the "nananannanana!" bit

[hbk4894]

Burnley vs Fulham

Burnley Fans - there is only like 10 of you.

Fulham Fans - since when did you be able to count

[DaveSmith99]

(Original post by hbk4894)
Burnley vs Fulham

Burnley Fans - there is only like 10 of you.

Fulham Fans - since when did you be able to count

Would be funny if the grammar wasn't horrible.

[hbk4894]

(Original post by DaveSmith99)
Would be funny if the grammar wasn't horrible.

not funny

[Banishingboredom]

(Original post by JayTe)
To Chelski

Wheres your European cups?

[NDGAARONDI]

Andy Gray, channel five!

[Pitt1988]

At Reading game, I think it was against Leeds at Elland Road.

Shaun Cummings,

Shaun Cummings,

Shaun Cummings on my face!

[Peggles_*]

Don't blame it on Henry,
Don't blame it on injuries,
Don't blame it on the referee,
Blame it on Eboue.

He just can't, He just can't, he just can't control his feet,
He just can't, He just can't, he just can't control his feet.