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Best Football Chants you heard

what are the best football chants you heard at a game

mine would be either

Wigan a **** hole , i wanna go home

or
something like
Hold your shoes up for the Wanderers
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Reply 1
Marching on together

Yes, I like negs
Original post by leedsmad94

Original post by leedsmad94
Marching on together

Yes, I like negs


WE LOVE YOU LEEDS, LEEDS, LEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDS

"We're **** and we know we are."

"Let's pretend we scored a goal."

"Bread, bread, who will buy our bread? Long one, short one, some as big as my head." - Stoke
Reply 3
"THE REFEREES A ****ER."
Over and over. Good on you Wycombe Wanderers.
Huwhoahhareyahh!
Reply 5
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oooooooo Balotelli
He's a striker, he's good at darts
An allergy to grass but when he plays he's ****ing class
He drives around Moss Side with a wallet full of cash.

Gotta love a bit of balo
(edited 11 years ago)
Reply 6
Original post by hbk4894
what are the best football chants you heard at a game

mine would be either

Wigan a S**t hole , i wanna go home

or
something like
Hold your shoes up for the Wanderers


Pretty much everyone sings "[Random Team] is a **** hole, i wanna go home"

The best ones are the kind that only your team sings and that are sang out of spontaneity and sang at only one match, as they are specific to someone in the crowd etc. So songs that you "had to be there" to get.

Such as this one:

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Reply 7
"Even heskey scored, 5-1"

"10 German Bombers in the air"
Reply 8
"Can you hear the City sing?
No-o! No-o!
Can you hear the City sing?
No-o! No-o!
Can you hear the City sing?
I can't hear a ****ing thing.
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'Shaun Wright-Phillips, John Terry's yer Dad'
Reply 10
Does your boyfriend know you're here?

Sung to Brighton fans when they are playing away from home
Some extremely small-time chants so far!
theres only two Andy Gorams, two Andy gooooramms!

from Celtic fans to the Rangers keeper who had multiple personalities shall we say


Oh the Rangers are ****e
Oh the Rangers are ****e
Oh the Rangers are ****e
Oh the Rangers are ****e
So ****ing ****e
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Reply 14
'What a waste of money'' every time Torres kicks the ball into the crowd. Happens a lot.
Original post by Left Hand Drive


The huddle? That's a nice name for it! Better than the dreaded P word. :wink:
Park now wherever you may be.
You eat dogs in your home country.
Could be worse, could be scouse.
Eating rats in your council house!
Reply 17


lol'd hard when i first saw this
"We paid for your hats!
We paid for your hats!
What a waste of council tax!
We paid for your hats!" :biggrin:

heard it on Russell Howard's Good News

Oh Coloccini, you are the love of my life
oh Coloccini, I'd let you sh*g my wife
oh Coloccini, I want curly hair tooooooooooo

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