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Original post by DontJudge
I can't believe everyone is conforming! Someone has died helloo you're not suppose to be mocking him-thats so mean. And then you wonder why the nazi's followed the orders of hitler...
How is making jokes about him conforming? Most people are sad about his death. I would be conforming if I said I was deeply upset about his death (It's obviously sad that he died, but I don't think it is world changing).
Original post by PendulumBoB
Surely the Betrothal was at 9 and the marriage much later?
Original post by Ineluctable
I have never called him a paedophile, I have pointed out that he married 9 year old Aisha. That is not making a sick joke it is referring to a statement of fact. Two very different things
Original post by skeanos
You have called the 'prophet' muhammad a peadophile many times.
I can't believe you guys are bringing up Muhammad in a Steve Jobs thread.
(edited 12 years ago)
Original post by Abbadon27
How is making jokes about him conforming? Most people are sad about his death. I would be conforming if I said I was deeply upset about his death (It's obviously sad that he died, but I don't think it is world changing).
it's not world changing that he invented the apple and is somewhat a billionaire? Thats not world changing. Its not world changing that he donated alot of that money towards charity. Thats not world changing? But thats just bad... Someone making jokes about someones death. Cos if someone did about me, i'd make sure i come out the grave and kick sht out that person who mocked me.
Original post by Abbadon27
I can't believe you guys are bring up Muhammad in a Steve Jobs thread.
I can't believe you guys are bring up Muhammad in a Steve Jobs thread.
Agreed
It's not really relevant nor is it appropriate, I was merely refuting this claim in the hope the topic will die.
RIP Jobs.
(edited 12 years ago)
Original post by Tulian
To be honest that's such a **** joke !
Don't find it humourous in any way.
The only one I found humerous in this thread was this :
They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.
Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, he hadn't got a Flash player installed.
Don't find it humourous in any way.
The only one I found humerous in this thread was this :
They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.
Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, he hadn't got a Flash player installed.
Do you find making friends as hard as spelling? There is no need to be so dammed rude.
If you don't like a joke, fair play. But move on don't give someone else abuse because they enjoy a joke someone else has made.
Original post by Abbadon27
How is making jokes about him conforming?
Most people didn't know whom he was till yesterday!
Original post by Sam Walters
Most people didn't know whom he was till yesterday!
Yeah, maybe in Somalia. Most people under 30 in the UK will know who he is.
Original post by Abbadon27
Yeah, maybe in Somalia. Most people under 30 in the UK will know who he is.
Most people didn't know he died might be more accurate.
Original post by Abbadon27
Yeah, maybe in Somalia. Most people under 30 in the UK will know who he is.
Try again.
Original post by PendulumBoB
Why make a joke about Steve Jobs? 
Some people weren't brought up well.
Others live such sad and boring lives such that the only way they can entertain themselves is to laugh at the expense of others.
Thank God I don't fall into any of those two groups.
Original post by Howard
Lighten up. Humor is a way of dealing with the tragic. When my younger brother died a few years ago I found jokes (and lots of whisky) very therapeutic. You have to laugh in the face of death.
So you wouldn't mind me making a joke about your dead brother?
Okay then, here goes:
What does my sexual partner and your brother have in common?
Trick question, they are the same person
Original post by T4H
So you wouldn't mind me making a joke about your dead brother?
Okay then, here goes:
What does my sexual partner and your brother have in common?
Trick question, they are the same person
Okay then, here goes:
What does my sexual partner and your brother have in common?
Trick question, they are the same person
So you're Steve Job's brother?
Original post by Fruli
Some people weren't brought up well.
Others live such sad and boring lives such that the only way they can entertain themselves is to laugh at the expense of others.
Thank God I don't fall into any of those two groups.
Others live such sad and boring lives such that the only way they can entertain themselves is to laugh at the expense of others.
Thank God I don't fall into any of those two groups.
Bet you're a wonder at dinner parties.
Original post by JohnJoe
So you're Steve Job's brother?
No, the guy I was quoting said his brother died a few years ago and he said he made a joke about it. So I was also making a joke about his brother.
Original post by T4H
No, the guy I was quoting said his brother died a few years ago and he said he made a joke about it. So I was also making a joke about his brother.
You know sarcasm, right?
Original post by Sam Walters
Bet you're a wonder at dinner parties.
No, we just have better standards of entertainment.
Original post by Fruli
Some people weren't brought up well.
Others live such sad and boring lives such that the only way they can entertain themselves is to laugh at the expense of others.
Thank God I don't fall into any of those two groups.
Others live such sad and boring lives such that the only way they can entertain themselves is to laugh at the expense of others.
Thank God I don't fall into any of those two groups.
Surely it's fine so long as the guy's not the butt of the jokes
Original post by JohnJoe
You know sarcasm, right?
You know my cock? You should suck it.
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