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  1. Pink Bullets's Avatar
    41 13-10-2011  23:50
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    Re: How to approach Girls in SuperMarkets??
    "How do you like them apples?"
  2. martinebeadwin's Avatar
    42 14-10-2011  02:45
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    Re: How to approach Girls in SuperMarkets??
    watch pickup artists, it'l help ur game bro
  3. HortyNarcissus's Avatar
    43 26-12-2011  23:40
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    Re: How to approach Girls in SuperMarkets??
    thread stalking
  4. Currrrtisssss's Avatar
    44 26-12-2011  23:43
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    Re: How to approach Girls in SuperMarkets??
    "Hi I'm confused about the difference between the closed cup and whole fresh mushrooms, can you help me?"
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    45 26-12-2011  23:57
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    (Original post by Currrrtisssss)
    "Hi I'm confused about the difference between the closed cup and whole fresh mushrooms, can you help me?"
    "I'm terribly sorry, I was trying to grab one of the melons"
  6. Currrrtisssss's Avatar
    46 26-12-2011  23:58
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    (Original post by HortyNarcissus)
    "I'm terribly sorry, I was trying to grab one of the melons"
    What do you think of this cucumber?
  7. HortyNarcissus's Avatar
    47 27-12-2011  00:03
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    "Thats a very firm pair of watermelons"
  8. Currrrtisssss's Avatar
    48 27-12-2011  00:10
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    Re: How to approach Girls in SuperMarkets??
    What did the snowman say to the other snowman?







    Spoiler:
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    Can you smell carrots?
  9. HortyNarcissus's Avatar
    49 27-12-2011  00:14
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    (Original post by Currrrtisssss)
    What did the snowman say to the other snowman?







    Spoiler:
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    Can you smell carrots?
  10. Currrrtisssss's Avatar
    50 27-12-2011  00:16
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    Re: How to approach Girls in SuperMarkets??
    (Original post by HortyNarcissus)
    My cousins wanted a wii machine for christmas. Unfortunately only my nan got one, a catheter.
  11. HortyNarcissus's Avatar
    51 27-12-2011  00:24
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    (Original post by Currrrtisssss)
    My cousins wanted a wii machine for christmas. Unfortunately only my nan got one, a catheter.
    I don't think a girl would go for that one
  12. Currrrtisssss's Avatar
    52 27-12-2011  00:26
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    (Original post by HortyNarcissus)
    I don't think a girl would go for that one
    Aye!

    What did the magic tractor do?

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    Turned into a field!
  13. HortyNarcissus's Avatar
    53 27-12-2011  00:29
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    (Original post by Currrrtisssss)
    Aye!

    What did the magic tractor do?

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    Turned into a field!
    I'm not sure if I actually got that joke because I'm not laughing
  14. Currrrtisssss's Avatar
    54 27-12-2011  00:32
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    (Original post by HortyNarcissus)
    I'm not sure if I actually got that joke because I'm not laughing
    I just put it out there as beyond the catheter joke, I didn't know where the ground layed lol! I think I'll stop before I get onto the slightly racist jokes!
  15. HortyNarcissus's Avatar
    55 27-12-2011  00:34
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    I have only ever told one racist joke, and half way through it I realised my friend was black, but it was too late to stop so I just improvised, did not go well even then
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    56 27-12-2011  01:13
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    Re: How to approach Girls in SuperMarkets??
    (Original post by HortyNarcissus)
    I have only ever told one racist joke, and half way through it I realised my friend was black, but it was too late to stop so I just improvised, did not go well even then
    Dude, why did you had bump this thread
    This is so embarrassing :P
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    57 30-12-2011  23:18
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    Re: How to approach Girls in SuperMarkets??
    (Original post by InnerTemple)
    I am no longer with said person now! I am a fully paid up member of the Single Club.

    Love means so many different things. I loved my ex and she loved me. Those feelings have gone now though. Just keep socialising and enjoying yourself.
    Hey,
    Hows it going bro
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    58 30-12-2011  23:26
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    Re: How to approach Girls in SuperMarkets??
    yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  19. RainPours's Avatar
    59 30-12-2011  23:29
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    Re: How to approach Girls in SuperMarkets??
    (Original post by helpme7)
    yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    How's it going bro

    Nice to see you back!

    Played any games yet?
  20. helpme7's Avatar
    60 30-12-2011  23:30
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    Re: How to approach Girls in SuperMarkets??
    (Original post by RainPours)
    How's it going bro

    Nice to see you back!

    Played any games yet?
    well i got MW3 and a few games for xmas but not been on them much tbh .... wot about u
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