[Sgt.Incontro]

A doomsday date for your diary! World 'will end on Friday' says preacher who claims the Apocalypse has arrived

(Original post by Daily Mail)
Doomsday preacher Harold Camping was left a laughing stock when his prediction that the world would end on May 21 failed to materialise.

But the 90-year-old Californian may well have the last laugh after revealing that date was in fact Judgment Day - a spiritual moment when the righteous would be chosen - and simply a warm-up for the Rapture which happens exactly five months later.

This means that Friday, October 21, will mark the start of the Apocalypse - when believers will be whisked away into heaven and hell will be unleashed on earth.
And cynics should be warned, as the Rapture Index - a monitor of current affairs for the frequency and intensity of end-time signs mentioned in the Bible - is at an almost all-time high.

Bed-ridden Camping, who suffered a stroke soon after 'Judgment Day', said: 'We can be sure that the whole world [will be annihilated] on 21 October 2011.'
And since he said that the day of judgment had already passed, there was nothing the non-righteous could do to save their souls...

The Human race by and large does not deserve this good Planet to live on. We have polluted it, killed many of the beasts, killed each other, lived beyond our means. Is it time to pay the piper, who knows for sure?

[CrazyLlama]

Liam Fox should have waited a week

Nutter yank.

[Appeal to reason]

Or not.

[Member737,514]

Codswallop!

[bluemax]

I hear of this stuff every other month......nothing happens though

[Space Needle]

this sounds familiar....

[the bear]

He will come up with a new excuse on Saturday !!

[MutantGecko]

i get my plaster cast off on friday! thats not fair.

[screenager2004]

Wow, I didn't know the guy had suffered a stroke just after he disappeared from the public eye following the lack of apocalypse in May.

[Seasick Steve]

If I had a pound everytime someone came up with one of these theories, I'd be a multi-millionaire.

[MutantGecko]

(Original post by Seasick Steve)
If I had a million pounds everytime someone came up with one of these theories, I'd be a multi-millionaire.

more like if you had one pound every time someone came up with one of these you would be a multimillionaire

[D95]

I just love the little man squatting to have a poo on the 21st May signs

[Willum Infanta]

Ohh this should be good to watch when Nothing happens.

[Mr. Approachable]

Not this again. Sorry, I have University Friday, no time to pop off to hell. Work to do and all.

[lukejoshjedi]

He got it wrong, isn't it Dec 2012? (and no the world won't end then either)

Harold camping needs to just stop.....

[carnationlilyrose]

AGAIN?!

[PortionsForFoxes]

It's my birthday the day before... I was going to go clubbing for the first time on friday

[Linweth]

The stroke is a sign for him to stfu.

[carnationlilyrose]

I hope there'll be a new internet meme, not just a revival of the last rapture one.

[Seasick Steve]

(Original post by MutantGecko)
more like if you had one pound every time someone came up with one of these you would be a multimillionaire

Shhh, don't embarrass me in front of everyone!