[Fishbulb25]

Don't take your date anywhere dangerous or they'll get killed by bandits/wolves.

[Narev]

If you walk about in pitch darkness, you are likely to get eaten by a grue.

[Xhotas]

Although you can beat the **** into hookers to get back your drug money, you can not beat the **** into hot dog sales men for free health boosts.

[The Patriot]

No matter what the severity of your crime, or how long ago it happened, or whether or not there were ANY witnesses, a guy in a big silver suit of armour will say "stop right there criminal scum!".

Also, no matter how menial said crime was, if you don't pay for it, you will "pay with your blood".

[The Patriot]

And oh yeah.. this guy always wins.

[Lil08]

You can run anyone over on a pavement..

[TotoMimo]

You can pick up an alien rifle with bizarre composition but instantly know how it fires, how to reload it, and wield it with more competence than the race that designed it.

[Riku]

Think: Don't drive off the road or you'll fall into the never-ending vacuum of space.

[Staceycake]

(Original post by getoom)
because we have chosen to have many

(4 posts above you)

Haha that's awesome

[m1keL]

love it

[TotoMimo]

If you crash your car, a flying tortoise on a cloud will restore it with a fishing rod.

[Flibble22]

Don't expect to be rewarded in a new and original way by the doing the same thing over and over and over and over again.

^ the curse of WoW raiding. I miss Molten Core from vanilla though.. I'll never forget killing Ragnaros for the first time and ventrilo exploding.

Oh, and hissing is invariably a bad thing to hear - it's either a creeper or my cat about to remove part of my face.

[The Patriot]

Killed with rocket Launcher - discharged from hospital the next morning - GTA games

You will never be as good as Gary Oak.

[markybhoy999]

You can convince someone to do your bidding by simply starting the sentence with "Would you kindly?"

[TotoMimo]

Eat bin chickens.

[lolipanda]

capturing wild creatures, storing them in balls and pitting them against each other in battles will not get you thrown in prison; it will get you money, praise and worldwide recognition.

don't kill chickens. the townspeople don't like it. & if you are ever about to die during a fight, just take a break and eat 30 apples, 30 cabbages and 10 horker loafs.

harry flynn is a bitch.

don't make friends with ninjas, they will take your materia.

[stupefy!]

Genuinely feel like I've learnt how to deal with being stranded on a island from the Sims 2 Castaway..

[Cannotbelieveit]

That Police Officers are complete idiots who can't drive for ****.




(Which obviously isn't true in real life)

[TotoMimo]

If you are an evil boss, make sure to:

A) keep explosive barrels all over your base of fragile death ray components
B) paint and encrust your weak point in flashing lights
C) even if your weak spot is entirely unreachable, mid-fight, make sure to taunt the hero and expose it overtly

[OllieWolly]

Don't stand in the fire...