Kittens/puppies are only slimy for a bit, because they have proper mothers who lick it all off; not like us wussy humans who want to use water or rubbish like that
Human babies are cute after they've had the gunk washed of them. How can a clean human baby not be cuter than a saliva covered cat or dog. I'd rather give birth to an ugly human baby than a cat, that would be seriously disturbing.
My own kids were incredibly cute. My puppy is very cute too, but my kids were cuter. Then again I'm a mother, I'm biased. NO baby, be it animal or human, is as cute as my kids were as babies (in my own personal motherish opinion).
Having said that, my puppy is a lot cuter than some other peoples kids lol.
As for kittens, they're cute, but puppies are cuter.
Thus as follows, in order of cuteness :
1) My kids
2) puppies and other peoples kids
Hmmmm I suppose i would have to go with kittens , so good literrally any way you cook them . puppies just taste like beef so they would come second i think.
Not exactly fair though ive never eaten a human baby.