I think my spacebar is slowly dying. It feels different, sticks a bit and doesn't always respond - probably Starcraft rage
We had our own heavily firewalled network with only port 80 open. Even then, all traffic going to core University systems (WebCT, Webmail etc.) was dropped for security reasons so we needed to use our own laptops and the campus WiFi for that.
The Cisco ASA (or maybe it was a PIX - can't quite remember) was set up to stop all traffic out of the NATted network in the event of serious security alerts against University systems e.g. port scans against central University IT infrastructure. Eventually they rolled out a new IDS policy to lock out individual workstations (we didn't have user accounts - all machines were restorable boxes running as Administrator so we could do what we wanted as long as we restored the base image afterwards) rather than the entire NAT range but it was occasionally fun to lock out the entire lab for lulz.
In short, they didn't like us because we were a lot of extra work and were the exact type of people pre-programmed to make their lives difficult. Someone else also apparently found a 0day in the main portal software.
This is nonsense and whoever told you this should jump in front of a train. You also didn't learn very much.
Careful with rolling your own encryption schemes, algorithms or systems. There's a reason why some of the brightest minds in the world work on that sort of stuff and how it goes through brutal peer review. TrueCrypt is the best I've seen and you can encrypt whole physical volumes with it. However, if you're truly wanting to break away from what has already been used, you're going to have to seriously think outside of the box.
I'm beginning to think that your very own hardware solution is probably the key (hurr hurr hurr) to this conundrum of Thor+Ultralisk proportions. I can't currently think of anything which would work straight out of the box, or indeed be adapted straight out of said box, so it's a hugely complex problem and one I can't really go into right now because it requires a very, very serious amount of thought.