Brilliant idea for a thread haha
• Injury time in football matches is called "stoppage time" not "Scottish time"
• The one about "kettle of fish" mentioned above
• Used to wonder why "teabagging" was such a big deal, I mean, what's wrong with getting a teabag chucked at you?
• Being green means you haven't kissed anyone, not that you're sick
• (Really recent) Used to call football players "illegible" instead of "ineligible" for the champions league
more to follow