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    (Original post by chronic_fatigue)
    Who the hell does that?
    You've never had a similar experience to any of these? Still live with the 'rents?

    Seriously man, apparently lots of people have similiar experiences
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    you think excellent grades mean excellent job prospects
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    (Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd)
    :yep: We spent our first year at Oxford cooking like that, me and my housemates :yep:
    ooh nice soo gonna try it now, thought the eggs would splash all over place does it taste nice?
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    Oh yeah. Microwave egg poacher @ argos. :awesome:
    im gonna buy one of these now or can u do it in a normal microvawe?
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    9 o' clock classes do not happen.

    And no matter how skint you are, you always find money to go out...



    You know you are a Dundee student when Clarkies is the place to go after a night out (For non-Dundee goers its a 24hour bakery)
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    (Original post by hasan4life)
    ooh nice soo gonna try it now, thought the eggs would splash all over place does it taste nice?


    im gonna buy one of these now or can u do it in a normal microvawe?
    1. Yes, lovely and tasty. You do have to be careful when transporting from side to microwave but they have a lid so not too much disastor

    2. Yup. Takes about a minute for two eggs, I think. Probably not. They're specifically for normal microwaves.

    but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD keep the instructions. It takes a hell of a lot of a shorter time then you'd think.
    I threw away the instructions, figured I'd just stick it in for 3 mins (min and a half per egg, makes sense, right?) I took my eyes off it for a second...

    BOOOM!

    Egg. Was. Everywhere.
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    (Original post by ChannieAlana)
    9 o' clock classes do not happen.

    And no matter how skint you are, you always find money to go out...
    Agree with last one.

    Thought, oh it's ok, I have some money left, I'll go out.

    Next day checked balance...£60 into overdraft...woops (I know it may not seems a lot but im not asposed to touch it )
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    - You can't be bothered to wash up a cup or glass so you drink out of bowls.

    - You can't find a shot glass, so you use an egg cup.

    - You live off of your overdraft.

    - More than £4 for a taxi is considered to be expensive.

    - None of your plates/bowls are clean, so you eat out of a saucepan.

    - You eat loads of food you hate, purely because its cheap.

    - Your sleeping and eating patterns are now completely screwed!
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    When 2am is considered to be an early night.
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    (Original post by buchanan700)
    Agree with last one.

    Thought, oh it's ok, I have some money left, I'll go out.

    Next day checked balance...£60 into overdraft...woops (I know it may not seems a lot but im not asposed to touch it )
    £60 in the red and a raging hangover.... sounds like a good night
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    You hide dirty plates.

    You sniff every item of food you take out of the fridge before consuming.
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    You miss you mum's cooking like never before



    This is all you eat everyday since you can't cook :sad:
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    You eat 12p noodles for a week straight just so you can afford to get a haircut
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    (Original post by hasan4life)
    ooh nice soo gonna try it now, thought the eggs would splash all over place does it taste nice?
    It tastes alright. Nothing special but not disgusting

    We cooked them in mugs so that they wouldn't go everywhere :yes:
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    when buying chips/Domino's at 4am seems like the best idea in the world.
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    Baked beans counts as one of your five a day.

    You get tons of free pens at freshers fair but cant find one when you need one.
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    No matter how little you need the thing, or indeed want the thing, you just can't say no to the word 'free'.

    You know the 10pm cheap counter at Sainsbury's so well that you can time your arrival to the precise second between when the sandwich becomes 20p and when the little chinese lady gets it.

    No vessel is too poor to contain food.

    Your library is busier at night than during the day.

    You have at some point in the last year seen a slice of pizza in a bin and weighed up the options carefully.
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    ...you get a notice of a room inspection/health and safety/cleaning the next day and you sh bricks because you've been living in a tip for the past month.

    ...you woke up at 7AM, 5 days a week at 6th form but now you feel like one 9AM lecture violates your human rights.

    (Original post by koistyjayne)
    - You can't be bothered to wash up a cup or glass so you drink out of bowls.
    Loool, pretty bad...

    (Original post by bendtner.is.sick)
    You get tons of free pens at freshers fair but cant find one when you need one.
    I completed first year entirely off the back of a free Catholic Society pen. I may think their society is tosh, but my gosh do they make some resilient biros. (y)
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    ...you have to climb over a mountain of dishes to get to the sink to make a cup of coffee.
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    Spending £15 a week on food seems like such a waste of money, but a night out less than £20 is a bargain
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    When you gained weight because you're too busy/tired to make yourself some healthy foods.

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