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    (Original post by Lintu93)
    You wake up on monday/tuesday/wednesday/thursday/friday/saturday/sunday* morning extremely embarrassed by what happened the night before.

    *delete as appropriate
    You wake up on monday/tuesday/wednesday/thursday/friday/saturday/sunday* morning wondering whether you should be extremely embarrassed by what happened the night before.

    *delete as appropriate
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    The people you saw in freshers week - the next time you saw them, they mentioned how pissed you were.

    You never saw them again after that.
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    (Original post by buchanan700)
    You throw out a plate because you can't be bothered to wash it.

    Cold pasta with dodgy cheese is ****ing delicious!

    You find yourself agonising over whether to fork out the £2 for some lunch.

    Carry on? When was your "I am definately a student" moment?

    When you've seen this youtube video lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSQD8ILOOe0
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    Your mental health goes to ****.
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    When "that smell" gets too noticable and you have to hunt what is causing it.
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    The majority of your facebook/twitter updates take place at a time that people that aren't students would say you should be in bed.
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    Seeing people turn up to lectures looking like they have just woken up and dressing like tramp. People stinking of alcohol from a previous nights partying.
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    When you can't remember the last time you saw a £20 note
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    When having windows that open and close is a luxury.
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    (Original post by atheistwithfaith)
    I was definitely thinking you were talking about some special breed of lab mice.
    labia mice.


    sorry, couldn't resist
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    You know you're a student when you use a fork to comb your hair
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    When chucking dominoes & cards at one another in the kitchen while sober seems like a fun and brilliant idea.
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    (Original post by MasterPotatoHead)
    You know you're a student when you use a fork to comb your hair
    I'm with you there, I lost my hairbrush last week and I've been using my fingers ever since. I'm hoping it ends up looking less "I haven't brushed my hair for a week" and more sexily dishevelled.
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    back from lectures/seminars: time to nap.
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    you know you're a (mature) student when you notice all of the lads that are starting uni straight from sixth form/college all dress like each other within their friendship group. loan goes in, first one goes out and buys abercrombie t shirts, jack willis hoodie, and some chinos, and the rest start to follow suit.

    cringe.


    you realise that most students have no idea how to use your/you're and there/their/they're. and no, that isn't a dig at dyslexic people, i understand some people genuinely do struggle with things like that, however the vast majority just can't be bothered.


    as a mature student, it also makes me chuckle listening to all the kids talking like they've lived away from home for years and have no problem budgeting their money - typical know it all attitude. no, it's been sixth months, and the things that are coming out of your mouth make it obvious you still haven't got a clue.
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    (Original post by andym88)
    you know you're a (mature) student when you notice all of the lads that are starting uni straight from sixth form/college all dress like each other within their friendship group. loan goes in, first one goes out and buys abercrombie t shirts, jack willis hoodie, and some chinos, and the rest start to follow suit.

    cringe.


    you realise that most students have no idea how to use your/you're and there/their/they're. and no, that isn't a dig at dyslexic people, i understand some people genuinely do struggle with things like that, however the vast majority just can't be bothered.


    as a mature student, it also makes me chuckle listening to all the kids talking like they've lived away from home for years and have no problem budgeting their money - typical know it all attitude. no, it's been sixth months, and the things that are coming out of your mouth make it obvious you still haven't got a clue.

    OH MY GOD I AGREE!!

    "your" so right!

    I thought it was just me that got overly annoyed with the misuse of there and yours!

    I literally live in Primark clothes!
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    (Original post by andym88)
    you know you're a (mature) student when you notice all of the lads that are starting uni straight from sixth form/college all dress like each other within their friendship group. loan goes in, first one goes out and buys abercrombie t shirts, jack willis hoodie, and some chinos, and the rest start to follow suit.

    cringe.


    you realise that most students have no idea how to use your/you're and there/their/they're. and no, that isn't a dig at dyslexic people, i understand some people genuinely do struggle with things like that, however the vast majority just can't be bothered.


    as a mature student, it also makes me chuckle listening to all the kids talking like they've lived away from home for years and have no problem budgeting their money - typical know it all attitude. no, it's been sixth months, and the things that are coming out of your mouth make it obvious you still haven't got a clue.
    Coming from a fellow mature student, I feel your pain. Putting up with these kids prattle is bad enough in college.
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    (Original post by sammyjade92)
    OH MY GOD I AGREE!!

    "your" so right!

    I thought it was just me that got overly annoyed with the misuse of there and yours!

    I literally live in Primark clothes!
    The horrendous irony if that wasn't intentional.
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    Of course it was intentional



    Hence the quotations ... Or was it. Haha
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    when you have late nights and early mornings.

    when you feel so sick the day of the exams.

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