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Creatine. Not even once.

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    ITT: We share our creatine stories. I have several that have happened to me:

    >Buy creatine
    >Rip label off creatine, frantically put it in my backpack
    >Carefully drive home
    >Don't open garage, open door slowly
    >Please tell me no one heard
    >Quietly shuffle upstairs
    >Run into bathroom, slam door
    >Turn on shower
    >Swiftly transfer creatine into baby powder bottle, no one will notice
    >Put two scoops directly into my mouth, can't risk shaker cup
    >Get water straight from sink
    >Go downstairs, dinner, pokerface
    >Almost rip the hinges off the door leaving the bathroom
    >Mom: So how was your day?
    >I slam both fists down into the table, shattering my plate screaming FINE
    >In tears, I run back upstairs
    >Slam bathroom door, this time the hinges come off
    >Open window
    >Pour creatine out window, escaping in the wind
    >I close the window, glass breaks
    >I place both hands on the sink
    >I feel the paint being peeled underneath my fingernails
    >I look into the mirror
    >What have I become?
    >Creatine. Not even once.

    Another creatine trip:
    >sneak out of school during study period
    >meet up with my dealer down the street, had asked him to get me some creatine
    >"did you get me that stuff man?"
    >"yeah bro, it wasn't easy. are you sure you want to do this stuff, it's pretty hardcore?"
    >"yeah yeah I'll be fine just hand it over"
    >Sitting in back of bus where no one can see me
    >snort a line then rub one on my lips for good measure
    >a few minutes pass and I start to feel jittery
    >bus drives by planet fitness
    >I jump towards it, destroying the bus and flipping it over with the force of my new quads. dozens of kids die
    >walk through the door, literally, breaking glass and the metal frame on the way in
    >eat all of the pizza
    >people at front desks ask me to leave
    >throw 4 of them over my shoulders and squat for 5 sets of 100
    >go over to weight section, begin deadlifting 3 tons (they only had that much) with one hand
    >PT yells "no bro no!" as the lunk alarm goes off
    >landwhale approaches and begins yelling
    >so enraged at this point I'd actually become a super saiyan
    >roll her like a bowling ball into the cardio section, taking out the back wall of the gym
    >ripped old guy is impressed, allows me to make gentle love to his anus in the locker room...no homo
    >fly home for PWO meal
    >eat the neighbors dog for maximum protein
    >mom begins to ask how my day was, bursts into tears upon seeing my golden glowing hair knowing full well i have taken creatine
    >get arrested for creatine use
    >writing this from an undisclosed location
    >it's cool though, the guards let me do pushups and **** and sneak me dbol (not as good as creatine, but still acceptable)
    >Creatine. Not even once.

    And again:
    >Be at party
    >Curlbro gives me a small bag of creatine
    >Be at gym next day
    >Snort creatine in corner
    >Sit in corner for ten minutes
    >Suddenly, arms begin to twitch
    >Mfw my arms are moving on their own
    >Mfw arms drag me to squat rack
    >Mfw arms pick up dumbells
    >ohgodpleaseno
    >Now curling 50lbs in the squat rack
    >Creatine demands more
    >Now curling 200lbs in the squat rack
    >Creatine still not satisfied
    >Curl the entire gym in the squat rack
    >Creatine, not even once.

    I'll post some more of my creatine mishaps as the thread progresses.
    And remember bro's - creatine. Not even once.
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    Another story:
    > be 12
    > get mail at home every day
    > my brother is 18 and into picking things up and putting them down
    > one day, large package comes
    > bring it inside, give to mom
    > she opens it up
    > it's a huge jug of creatine
    > she tells me to go to my room, and not to come out unless she starts screaming
    > brother comes home from gym
    > argument ensues
    > she starts screaming
    > run into kitchen
    > brother has hands around mother's neck
    > face covered in creatine
    > eyes bloodshot red, crazed look
    > he's crying
    > he's mad
    > he has a boner
    > throws mom to the side
    > rips off shirt
    > runs outside buck naked
    > cops find him three days later, stuck in a tree, pump finally coming down
    > that was 16 years ago
    > he JUST got out of rehab
    >Creatine. Not even once.
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    And my most recent creatine escapade:
    >Drive down to the gym
    >Gym girl standing outside, looking around
    >Pull up and show her my bag of Creatine
    >She gets in
    >Drive behind the gym, park in some shade
    >She asks for a hit first, lol and whip out my throbbing cock, sprinkle a line over my shaft
    >She snorts Creatine off my dick, then blows me until I cum
    >Creatine absorbed through skin contact, cum blasts through the side of her cheek and puts a hole in my windshield, the last shot hits her in the neck and decapitates her
    >Blood sprays all over my face and I start screaming, accidentally slamming my foot on the gas pedal, crumpling it and denting the floorboard
    >Car goes out of control, cant see because of the blood, hear dull thumping as I run over pedestrians
    >Begin having a seizure as my gains skyrocket
    >Weight of my gains causes me to crash through the bottom of my car, the wreckage flips over me and crashes into traffic
    >Creatine. Not even once

    Anyone else have creatine stories? I'm sure some of you must have experimented with this dangerous drug.
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    cool stories bro
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    (Original post by crocker710)
    cool stories bro
    Have you ever experimented with creatine?
    Until you do, you don't know what it feels like bro. Just one hit and you're addicted.
    Not even once.
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    my OH has taken it, he never gor addicted
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    Has no-one used creatine?
    You're probably very wise, it's a highly dangerous drug. It's a good thing most governments have banned it.
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    it gives you the sh!ts
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    (Original post by tinktinktinkerbell)
    my OH has taken it, he never gor addicted
    What's an OH?
    And are you sure his dealer gave him premium grade stuff? A lot of them cut it with weaker chemicals to dilute it's power. No good killing off your customers, especially if it's their first time and they don't know the dosages.
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    (Original post by Skarm)
    Have you ever experimented with creatine?
    Until you do, you don't know what it feels like bro. Just one hit and you're addicted.
    Not even once.
    I use it regularly; go away troll
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    (Original post by Skarm)
    What's an OH?
    other half or maybe imaginary friend in her case, im not sure
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    (Original post by jus2sik)
    it gives you the sh!ts
    That's the least you should worry about when on creatine. It's mind altering, powerful stuff. I wish I had never gotten addicted to it.
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    (Original post by crocker710)
    I use it regularly; go away troll
    Bro you know it's illegal right?
    And you're only meant to cycle that stuff, it's really dangerous. All the stories above are completely true. You'll get addicted, and it changes you as a person.
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    (Original post by Skarm)
    What's an OH?
    And are you sure his dealer gave him premium grade stuff? A lot of them cut it with weaker chemicals to dilute it's power. No good killing off your customers, especially if it's their first time and they don't know the dosages.
    OH = other half
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    (Original post by tinktinktinkerbell)
    OH = other half
    Then it sounds like he was ripped off with low grade creatine. I would advise him to change dealers, although it is pretty hard to find a dealer who'll sell it any more. Even skin contact on the fingers can lead to an overdose if you aren't careful.
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    So does no-one have any more creatine stories?
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    (Original post by Skarm)
    Then it sounds like he was ripped off with low grade creatine. I would advise him to change dealers, although it is pretty hard to find a dealer who'll sell it any more. Even skin contact on the fingers can lead to an overdose if you aren't careful.
    lolz
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    I suppose not. I was one of the lucky ones and managed to kick my addicition to creatine. Most users probably won't even be able to use a keyboard without the incredible gains in their fingers meaning the smash straight through it.
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    Nope i'm natty, will never touch steroids
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    It thunder****s your kidneys

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