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  1. Old School's Avatar
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    Re: Moving North of Vag
    (Original post by Mdawg)
    I don't suppose you're a fan of Jim Wendler?
    I have the biggest mancrush ever on Wendler. I'm growing a beard and everything.

    Incidentally, I was at starbucks the other day and said my name was Jim when they asked for my name to put on the takeaway cup. True story.

    Push/Pull Today

    Press

    50x10
    60x5
    70x9
    80x1
    75x6

    Bench

    60x12
    100x8
    100x6
    100x7
    100x8

    Chins

    20x5,5,5,5,5

    Rows

    60x12
    70x12
    80x12
    90x10
    90x10

    Tire Bar Clean & Press

    2 mins

    1.5 mins

    Just did as many C&P's as I could in the allotted time bar weighed about 70kg so I actually ended up jerking most of them.
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    Re: Moving North of Vag
    Did a small gunz session yesterday. Took 10 minutes.

    Preacher Curls

    100 reps total

    Pushdowns

    100 reps total

    Rear delt raises

    20,20,20

    Debating whether or not to train legs later. I'm tired
  3. Mark85's Avatar
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    Re: Moving North of Vag
    I'm going to show my ignorance and bite: What exactly is north of vag? Tits?
  4. Old School's Avatar
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    (Original post by Mark85)
    I'm going to show my ignorance and bite: What exactly is north of vag? Tits?
    North of Vag isn't a thing. It's a concept, from 5/3/1:

    'Don't fall for that crap that people are peddling on the message boards, in magazines or on TV. Get your **** in order, and get your training in order. Start kicking ass, and take out the crap that doesn't matter. Start doing and believing in the stuff that works, and do it today and forever. You want science and studies? **** you, I've got scars and blood and vomit.
    This is a call to arms for some of you. It is for me too. Stop all the things that make you a pussy and steal your energy. Get your life back.' - Jim Wendler
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    Re: Moving North of Vag
    Nice pressing man!
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    Re: Moving North of Vag
    (Original post by Old School)
    Did a small gunz session yesterday. Took 10 minutes.

    Preacher Curls

    100 reps total

    Pushdowns

    100 reps total

    Rear delt raises


    Debating whether or not to train legs later. I'm tired
    We both are alike it seems.... I am pathetic when it comes to squats I just dont know why...
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    (Original post by Old School)
    North of Vag isn't a thing. It's a concept, from 5/3/1:

    'Don't fall for that crap that people are peddling on the message boards, in magazines or on TV. Get your **** in order, and get your training in order. Start kicking ass, and take out the crap that doesn't matter. Start doing and believing in the stuff that works, and do it today and forever. You want science and studies? **** you, I've got scars and blood and vomit.
    This is a call to arms for some of you. It is for me too. Stop all the things that make you a pussy and steal your energy. Get your life back.' - Jim Wendler
    Interesting fella. I went and looked up Wendler's book and website and am impressed.

    Normally, I am a bit ambivalent towards guys, especially when talking about strength training/body building/sports etc. who go on endlessly about manning up, being tough and just sound like they are somehow overcompensating or even overstating things (e.g. when Rippletoe goes on about the importance of strength in modern life and how it defines your whole worth as a man, yadda, yadda) but I have to say that Wendler comes across as being more down to earth, realistic and honest with stuff.
  8. Old School's Avatar
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    Re: Moving North of Vag
    Three replies. ****, I'm popular today.

    (Original post by u4m1r)
    Nice pressing man!
    Considering my bodyweight, I can't press for ****. It's coming along nicely though.


    (Original post by Mark85)
    Interesting fella. I went and looked up Wendler's book and website and am impressed.

    Normally, I am a bit ambivalent towards guys, especially when talking about strength training/body building/sports etc. who go on endlessly about manning up, being tough and just sound like they are somehow overcompensating or even overstating things (e.g. when Rippletoe goes on about the importance of strength in modern life and how it defines your whole worth as a man, yadda, yadda) but I have to say that Wendler comes across as being more down to earth, realistic and honest with stuff.
    Wendler is awesome. He knows his **** and talks in plain simple language. He also knows how to get big and strong- squat, press, pull, condition, repeat. Unless you're a genetic freak this is the only way. I'm still surprised as to why so many people (on here and in real life) just don't get this.


    (Original post by liftorrot)
    We both are alike it seems.... I am pathetic when it comes to squats I just dont know why...
    Gain weight. Works for me

    Today's training was amusing. I went down the gym at around 1400. Back, hips and knees were agony so I came home took double doses of paracetemol, ibuprofin and diclofenac (I seriously don't recommend anyone else do this- just to be clear) had a couple cups of rocket fuel coffee and listened to some slipknot to get fired up and went back at 1700. Had a solid 90% session which I'm quite pleased with considering.

    Squat

    60x10
    100x5
    130x5
    155x7
    170x2
    175xf (had this but dumped it as I didn't want to grind it cos my back was being retarded)

    Paused Squat

    100x5
    110x5
    110x5
    110x5
    110x5

    Cut it there, didn't want to piss my back off too much cos the painkillers sent me to a magical land where pain doesn't exist. Fortunately I was with it enough to realise that I'd come back to the real world with a bang at some point...

    Speaking of which, my whole posterior chain is 'bad' hurting atm. Tomorrow is going to be fun.
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    Re: Moving North of Vag
    (Original post by Old School)
    Three replies. ****, I'm popular today.



    Considering my bodyweight, I can't press for ****. It's coming along nicely though.




    Wendler is awesome. He knows his **** and talks in plain simple language. He also knows how to get big and strong- squat, press, pull, condition, repeat. Unless you're a genetic freak this is the only way. I'm still surprised as to why so many people (on here and in real life) just don't get this.




    Gain weight. Works for me

    Today's training was amusing. I went down the gym at around 1400. Back, hips and knees were agony so I came home took double doses of paracetemol, ibuprofin and diclofenac (I seriously don't recommend anyone else do this- just to be clear) had a couple cups of rocket fuel coffee and listened to some slipknot to get fired up and went back at 1700. Had a solid 90% session which I'm quite pleased with considering.

    Squat

    60x10
    100x5
    130x5
    155x7
    170x2
    175xf (had this but dumped it as I didn't want to grind it cos my back was being retarded)

    Paused Squat

    100x5
    110x5
    110x5
    110x5
    110x5

    Cut it there, didn't want to piss my back off too much cos the painkillers sent me to a magical land where pain doesn't exist. Fortunately I was with it enough to realise that I'd come back to the real world with a bang at some point...

    Speaking of which, my whole posterior chain is 'bad' hurting atm. Tomorrow is going to be fun.
    Hahah that is one thing I struggle even though I eat like a ***** pig , hell , I have dropped weight instead of gaining since I started lifting... bizarre... for now I will stick to 3x5 :s

    On a separate note strong squatting ! .. 170 for 2 reps I struggle with 120 ( Back squat) ! LOL
  10. Old School's Avatar
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    (Original post by liftorrot)
    Hahah that is one thing I struggle even though I eat like a ***** pig , hell , I have dropped weight instead of gaining since I started lifting... bizarre... for now I will stick to 3x5 :s

    On a separate note strong squatting ! .. 170 for 2 reps I struggle with 120 ( Back squat) ! LOL
    Yeah but my PB is 170x5 aaaaand I was using knee wraps today (cheating). Nothing special, but more than I was expecting today lol.
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    Re: Moving North of Vag
    Upper day.

    Bench

    Barxmany
    60x10
    90x5
    100x1
    117.5x4
    100x8

    Press

    60x6,6,6,6,6

    Chins

    20x5,5,5,5,5

    Rows

    60x12
    90x7,7,7,8

    Farmer's Walk

    50kg fat grip d'bellsx60mx5
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    Re: Moving North of Vag
    Interesting couple of days.

    Had to do a 'fitness' test for a job interview yesterday.

    1 min plank

    Max push ups in 1 min (managed 53)

    Step ups with 10kg dumbell and a 20kg weight vest for 2 min followed by 2 mins CPR

    Bleep test up to lv 7 (had to hit 5.4 (rofl) but they let us go on for a bit)

    Was fasting yesterday but the test was so easy it really didn't have any impact.

    Trained legs today:

    Squat

    60x10
    100x10
    135x1
    160x5
    160x3
    150x8
    150x4

    Paused Squat

    100x5x2
    112.5x5x2

    Dumbell SLDL (back was complaining)

    40kgx10x4

    Leg Curl

    2x15
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    Re: Moving North of Vag
    (Original post by Old School)
    Interesting couple of days.

    Had to do a 'fitness' test for a job interview yesterday.

    1 min plank

    Max push ups in 1 min (managed 53)

    Step ups with 10kg dumbell and a 20kg weight vest for 2 min followed by 2 mins CPR

    Bleep test up to lv 7 (had to hit 5.4 (rofl) but they let us go on for a bit)
    What job was it for out of interest?
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    (Original post by Mark85)
    What job was it for out of interest?
    Paramedic
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    Re: Moving North of Vag
    (Original post by Old School)
    Interesting couple of days.

    Had to do a 'fitness' test for a job interview yesterday.
    Some kinda PT job, or something else needing a fitness test?
  16. Old School's Avatar
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    Re: Moving North of Vag
    (Original post by Slumpy)
    Some kinda PT job, or something else needing a fitness test?
    See the above post

    Fitness test was fun. Kinda pleased with my max pushups, would have liked 60 though but my rotator cuff has been playing up a treat for the last weak or so and I couldn't tolerate any more pain-pain so I packed it in at 55 seconds.
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    Re: Moving North of Vag
    (Original post by Old School)
    See the above post

    Fitness test was fun. Kinda pleased with my max pushups, would have liked 60 though but my rotator cuff has been playing up a treat for the last weak or so and I couldn't tolerate any more pain-pain so I packed it in at 55 seconds.
    Crikey. What is wrong with me today?!
    Cool though.
  18. Old School's Avatar
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    (Original post by Slumpy)
    Crikey. What is wrong with me today?!
    Cool though.
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    Small Workout

    Chins with a variety of grips

    10,10,10,10,10,10

    Shrugs

    110x10,10,10,10,10,10

    Face Pulls

    4x25

    Farmers walk w/50kg fat grip d'bell

    6x60m
  20. Mark85's Avatar
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    Re: Moving North of Vag
    (Original post by Old School)
    Paramedic
    They should have paired you off and had some kind of stretcher race!
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