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  1. pongalo's Avatar
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    Re: If Pokemon were real...
    (Original post by Kurol)
    Interesting! He was obviously using dream eater on you :cool: or something like that!
    Oooo, that pesky waist coat wearing pocket monster :rolleyes:
  2. DragonHeartstring's Avatar
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    Re: If Pokemon were real...
    I'd be a trainer/scientist

    In fact, I'd end up a dragon trainer

    BUT, Flygon, Milotic, Garchomp, Roserade, Luxray, and Rapidash would probably be on my team, if we could choose over all the Pokemon :L though I am particularly fond of Walrein/Dewgong, and Salamence, and Arcanine/Ninetales... I once had a kick-*** Nidoqueen too
  3. internet tough guy's Avatar
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    Re: If Pokemon were real...
    Become a pokemon trainer, never have to work a single day in my life and spend my whole time travelling to places, crashing at random people's houses, getting free food, etc....
  4. Ocassus's Avatar
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    Re: If Pokemon were real...
    It strikes me as odd that in a land where the education system is regarded as Universal contempt, all emphasis is placed onto going out into the wild at a relatively young age to gather pets and watch them beat the crap out of each other...


    Anywho, if I suspend by disbelief, I would quite naturally be a trainer, and if I wasn't allowed to have any legendaries or be a legendary hunter, I'd quite naturally specialise in Dragon Pokemon...

    (Bearing in mind, my knowledge only really extends to the first original 151....)

    Although Mewtwo was pretty badass :moon:
    Last edited by Ocassus; 16-12-2011 at 01:22.
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    Re: If Pokemon were real...
    I'd be a trainer.
  6. flowermaster91's Avatar
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    id be a trainer, i'd have a charmeleon because it evolves into a beast of a pokemon :coma:
  7. internet tough guy's Avatar
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    Re: If Pokemon were real...
    (Original post by triiden)
    I'd study a geodude extensively to discover how a lump of rock can some how hover. Then make hover cars.
    Its funny how when I watched pokemon as a 7-8 year old kid, I never quite noticed just how retarded geodude's levitation was. Flaws like that in cartoon shows would fly right over my head.
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    Re: If Pokemon were real...
    There's no such thing as magic!
  9. Jon of the North's Avatar
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    If Pokemon were real, I think iId lock myself in a cellar at the very least. Or, at a push, get a Snorlax to sit in my front door.
  10. Stratos's Avatar
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    Re: If Pokemon were real...
    I just want me a alakazam for fast transport and to do my essays, don't care about the rest.
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    Re: If Pokemon were real...
    I'd run a dragon care/training/research/breeding facility. Would have my Charizards, Dragonites, Salamence, Flygon...and as research opportunities I could go off in search of all the Legendary dragon-type pokémon.

    Maybe even have a separate area for water-based dragons!

    I'd definitely have my own Charizard which would help me with training the other dragons, an Alakazam, a Gyarados, an Aggron, Nidoking, and Tyranitar.
    As a dragon trainer I'd expect to have to do some crowd control and will need a lot of muscle. These bad boys would have it handled. :cool:
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    Re: If Pokemon were real...
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    I'd be a trainer.
    I want a Starmie
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    Re: If Pokemon were real...
    Pokémon in real life, now what would that be like? :daydreaming: Probably something like this, I suppose:




    In all seriousness though, I'd be the greatest trainer to have ever lived, and I'd have Scizor as my companion. :awesome:
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    Re: If Pokemon were real...
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    If Pokemon were real...
    ... I suspect parliament would have come up with something similar to the Dangerous Wild Animals Act 1976, meaning you'd have to own a license to own a Pokemon. I also imagine that it wouldn't take long for the Royal Society For the Prevention of Cruelty to Pokemon to successfully campaign towards the outlawing of barbaric Pokemon fights.
    Last edited by foxo; 16-12-2011 at 05:04.
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    I'd be a Team Rocket Research Scientist; because there's only so much you can learn by sitting in the grass observing Pokemon - I'm looking at you, Prof. Oak. Meanwhile we made Mewtoo.
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    Re: If Pokemon were real...
    I'd want to be a scientist. I quite like the idea of going out and collecting pokemon. I don't know what I would study about them, but hey, I prefer collecting as opposed to training up to become the best :yep:

    I would want Alakazam to be my partner in the field however. Go figure
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    Re: If Pokemon were real...


    stunky :sexface:
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    Re: If Pokemon were real...
    (Original post by foxo)
    ... I suspect parliament would have come up with something similar to the Dangerous Wild Animals Act 1976, meaning you'd have to own a license to own a Pokemon. I also imagine that it wouldn't take long for the Royal Society For the Prevention of Cruelty to Pokemon to successfully campaign towards the outlawing of barbaric Pokemon fights.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C49Q0gmVgBY

    hmm that reminds me of this.
    Last edited by roar558; 16-12-2011 at 17:10.
  19. PendulumBoB's Avatar
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    Re: If Pokemon were real...
    Team Rocket Don with an Alakazam.

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    If only :moon:
  20. Insanity514's Avatar
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    Re: If Pokemon were real...
    Probably get into buying and selling Pokemon as a living.
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