Names which you mispronounced for years, before eventually realising...

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  1. medbh4805's Avatar
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    Re: Names which you mispronounced for years, before eventually realising...
    People seem to have difficulty with Irish Gaelic names, like Caoimhe, Niamh, Seán, Siobhán etc above.

    My name is Gráinne - I've only once met an English person who pronounced it correctly the first go, and it was a philology tutor at Oxford. I was impressed.
    Last edited by medbh4805; 22-12-2011 at 11:25.
  2. beffnee's Avatar
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    Re: Names which you mispronounced for years, before eventually realising...
    (Original post by philistine)
    Hermi-one, was it? :ahee:
    My Mum was convinced that Hermione was Her-moyn when she was reading the books. It was only when she was talking about it to me that she realised it wasn't right!
  3. Dominic101's Avatar
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    Re: Names which you mispronounced for years, before eventually realising...
    (Original post by fredscarecrow)
    In my head I still say it 'sib-oh-han' but try and remember say it properly out loud.

    It's not a name, but I say burial as 'bur-ree-all' rather than 'beh-rial'


    People get my name wrong all the time. It's Teresa (Ter-ray-sa), not Theresa or Therese....(or any of the multiple options people provide me with). Te-rees-a drives me mad, but a lot of my associates call me it, and sometimes I just give up correcting them.
    Surely once you tell them once that should be enough?
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    Re: Names which you mispronounced for years, before eventually realising...
    (Original post by Acidedge)


    I think most people mispronounce Mitsubishi though. As a Japanese word it should be Mi-tsu-bi-shi and not Mit-su-bish-i.
    Fast pronunciation of 'mi' and 'tsu' would be almost unnoticeable, though. I don't think the clerk at Bic Camera would jump over the counter and molest you for getting it wrong, mind.

    Maybe, anyway.
  5. Dr A's Avatar
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    Re: Names which you mispronounced for years, before eventually realising...
    Euler.

    Now I know that it's oiler and not yewler.
    Last edited by Dr A; 22-12-2011 at 11:30.
  6. nexttime's Avatar
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    Re: Names which you mispronounced for years, before eventually realising...
    For a period i thought Niger was pronounced the same as the N word, rather than ni-jair. Could have been embarrassing.
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    Re: Names which you mispronounced for years, before eventually realising...
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    Hermione.

    Haha me too
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    Re: Names which you mispronounced for years, before eventually realising...
    Neimh (or however it's spelt), no idea where it gets the v-sound from :/
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    Re: Names which you mispronounced for years, before eventually realising...
    (Original post by nexttime)
    For a period i thought Niger was pronounced the same as the N word, rather than ni-jair. Could have been embarrassing.
    Embarrassing, or deadly.
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    Re: Names which you mispronounced for years, before eventually realising...
    (Original post by medbh4805)
    People seem to have difficulty with Irish Gaelic names, like Caoimhe, Niamh, Seán, Siobhán etc above.

    My name is Gráinne - I've only once met an English person who pronounced it correctly the first go, and it was a philology tutor at Oxford. I was impressed.
    People have a problem with names that aren't pronounced how they are spelt!

    My best guess would Gra-een, or maybe Gra-inn-ay. I bet its actually something like 'ryan' though
  11. medbh4805's Avatar
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    Re: Names which you mispronounced for years, before eventually realising...
    (Original post by SpiritedAway)
    Neimh (or however it's spelt), no idea where it gets the v-sound from :/
    Lenited m's have a v sound in Irish before and after slender vowels.

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    Re: Names which you mispronounced for years, before eventually realising...
    Siobhan. I always thought it was pronounced 'Sibbian', rather than 'Shiv-awn'. :facepalm:
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    Re: Names which you mispronounced for years, before eventually realising...
    (Original post by Dominic101)
    Surely once you tell them once that should be enough?
    Apparently not. People seem to have to be trained into it.
    I even get it when I tell people my name, like when in the doctors or something.

    Receptionist: So, can I take your name?
    Me: Ter-ray-sa
    Receptionist: Okay, thankyou Ter-rees-a, can you take a seat
    Me: :mad:

    It's like they think I've got my name wrong...
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    Re: Names which you mispronounced for years, before eventually realising...
    It took me until I was 16 to realise that Eurydice is NOT pronounced 'Yuri-dice'
  15. medbh4805's Avatar
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    Re: Names which you mispronounced for years, before eventually realising...
    (Original post by nexttime)
    People have a problem with names that aren't pronounced how they are spelt!
    They are pronounced as they're spelt - it's because Irish has a different spelling system from English :fuhrer:

    My best guess would Gra-een, or maybe Gra-inn-ay. I bet its actually something like 'ryan' though
    Grawn-ya or Gran-ya depending on dialect :yy:

    edit: looks like I've taken on the role "defender of the Irish language" in this thread :beard:....
    Last edited by medbh4805; 22-12-2011 at 11:33.
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    Re: Names which you mispronounced for years, before eventually realising...
    (Original post by fredscarecrow)
    Apparently not. People seem to have to be trained into it.
    I even get it when I tell people my name, like when in the doctors or something.

    Receptionist: So, can I take your name?
    Me: Ter-ray-sa
    Receptionist: Okay, thankyou Ter-rees-a, can you take a seat
    Me: :mad:

    It's like they think I've got my name wrong...
    Receptionists are a contemptible species, though. They're up there with tort lawyers, investment bankers and Royal Mail sorting officer workers.
  17. philistine's Avatar
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    Re: Names which you mispronounced for years, before eventually realising...
    I make no bones about saying that I have trouble pronouncing both Irish and Polish names. Not so much the latter these days, though I'll almost assuredly make a fool of myself with the former.

    I can pronounce Taoiseach, though. That puts me above many other Englishmen. :smug:
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    Re: Names which you mispronounced for years, before eventually realising...
    Siobhan.

    Until I was about 13, I pronounced it as "see-ob-han". It's made worse by the fact I used to have a friend called Siobhan and never caught on..

    Edit: Also reminds me of my friend Beata. It's pronounced "Bay-ah-tuh" but at first I kept on calling her "Beater". -.-
    Last edited by TattyBoJangles; 22-12-2011 at 11:38.
  19. ameelia22's Avatar
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    Re: Names which you mispronounced for years, before eventually realising...
    Look up the comedian 'Shappi Khorsandi' - she did an excellent joke on 'My name is tom' from 'minameztam'
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    Re: Names which you mispronounced for years, before eventually realising...
    Jared.

    Always said 'jarred'.....
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