This wasn't to me, but a teacher once said to a girl "If you don't stop that then I'll finger you!" (he meant in a "put my finger up and wiggle it" kind of way, if you get what I mean )
The same teacher also used to hit a pen on a table to make us stop talking when we got loud. Once he did it and no one took any notice, so he yelled "I don't bang the table for my own amusement!" That was pretty funny.
Oh and same guy, he was talking about a biscuit eating competition, and he just said "Lubrication is the key" and that was enough to set us all off...
after finishing a mock exam in biology, my teacher told me to write my phone number on my paper so he could 'ring or text me to tell me how i did'. I didn't write my number on there, and my paper was never marked.
"You know you've found love when your partner appreciates a dutch oven."
"Boys, periods are disgusting. Girls, have you ever had little blobs of blood come out, a little bit like cold gravy? It wiggles!"
One of our music teachers has a habit of randomly shouting out inappropriate comments about sex to get attention. For example:
When talking about organum - "Yeah yeah, I know, it sounds like 'orgasm', hahaha!" (must be noted that he said this very sarcastically as if we were laughing about it...in all honesty, we were really pretty nonplussed when he said the word "organum" anyway)
And "CAN WE ALL JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT MY SEX LIFE?" (when we weren't. Like, at all)
Ad most recently, when trying helping take one of musical rehearsals for the school show - "CAN WE ALL JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO MRS SO-AND-SO TALK ABOUT SEX?!" (when really, all she was doing was trying to get us to learn harmonies and sex played no part in this - we're doing Hairspray, for God's sake, it's hardly dirty)
It's um...interesting, to say the least.
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