Strangest things a teacher's said to YOU? Version 2.0

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Definitely when my econ teacher called me into her office to chat about my recent appalling mark on the homework.

"You're a grasshopper. Everyone else is a worm. You just jump straight the answer without any of the analysis. A grasshopper. It's not a bad thing though..."

Reply 561

ladymarshmallow

My geography techer was rambling on about how geography is such a great subject, to which I replied "I'll take your word for it."
There was an awkward silence for about two seconds, and then she burst outlaughing and said "You're a funny little thing, aren't you?" Left me a bit nonplussed, to say the least.

Reply 562

mishmash67

my biology teacher has said some amazing things over the years
'even 5 year olds get hard ons'
'never get a Brazilian never been so itchy in my life'
'gay men need plugs as muscles can get damaged' (said this to a Bi lad)
she would also ask one of my friends any question referring to animals or africa in general because my friends mum is from Tanzania

Reply 563

Clodagh883

An RE teacher told a girl in my class that she was going to hell for talking while the teacher was speaking and wearing short skirts :/

Reply 564

alilonghorn

Wasn't said to me but was in the class when it happened. My science teacher was talking about the spectrum and how blue bends best when this learning support woman walks in and says Sir, how did you know what colour underwear I'm wearing, in what I'm assuming was supposed to be seductive tone. To which he replied with a face of confusion, shock and a fair amount of fear, she then left and he turned round and said did that really just happen? :eek:

Reply 565

-aimz

Year 7 sex education class, my science teacher said 'The first time I saw an erection I was pretty shocked too, but it's not as repulsive as it looks girls! You get used to it!'. As a 12 year old this was shocking :eek:

Reply 566

Revent

'You're a ****ing idiot'

Reply 567

hbk4894

Original post by -aimz

awkward.

Reply 568

Gilgamesh

Picture the scene:

Science teacher gone out of the room. Everyone starts chatting loudly. Another teacher comes in, turns to me, complains about the noise and then says to me "I'll beat you up" then goes back through the door. I wasn't even talking...

Reply 569

TattyBoJangles

Today in mentoring was hilarious but awkward.

Conversation was dwindling a bit, so I asked Sir what his hobbies are as a conversation starter. With a straight face, he just went, "Dutch Art. And pornography."

I sort of giggled nervously and looked away, all the while resisting the urge to ask, "Making it or watching it?"

Reply 570

For

I teacher said to me once if I'd have sex with him.

Reply 571

TheatreLovely

A teacher, trying to be funny, called me Hitler. With no apparent reason.

The whole class started yelling in outrage.

Reply 572

hbk4894

Original post by For

I teacher said to me once if I'd have sex with him.

Reply 573

kf289

During a safety briefing before a duke of edinburgh expedition:
"Now remember if you are walking along a road, walk straight into the oncoming traffic"!

Reply 574

BeccaAnne94

This morning my tutor listened in on a conversation where we were talking about my friend getting off with a guy. Her response was 'His name makes him sound rich...so go for it!' :biggrin:

Reply 575

hbk4894

lets get this running again.

Reply 576

TattyBoJangles

Another one from my form tutor:

Me: Just wondering, but do you only teach Sixth Form because you don't like younger children, or are you not *allowed* to teach them?

Him: What do you mean, am I not allowed to teach them?

Me: Well, you know.. the inappropriate language.

Him: What the **** are you talking about?

:lol:

Reply 577

Einheri

Original post by Panda Bear

Year 8 and I'm helping my favourite (Science) teacher put back some apparatus in the equipment room. She turns to me and says, "Don't tell any of the others, but I'm leaving at the end of the term. Will you miss me?" For the next two months, she continued to ask me if I'd miss her every time no one else was around or whisper it in my ear whilst the whole class had their heads down working.

She was totally DtF. :cool:

Reply 578

Rhadamanthus

A (female) English teacher about Edward from the Twilight films: "Oh he's so dreamy, you can see why the ladies are attracted to him. I imagine he'd be a very caring lover."

Reply 579

Tribute Lauren

"Fancy going to the pub? Na actually, we can't have people talking can we?*smirks*,"

Still, he is handsome, a PE teacher, 39 years old and a good guy!