(Original post by simonbellringer)
Aside from Cristiano Ronaldo and his hystrionics? OK, here goes...
DIVING. Far too much, particularly in the Real Madrid team!! Among others who I would mention but would get negged as 50% of the footballing world supports United (while 50% of the footballing world hates them!!) Ronaldo and Pepe are by far the worst, but almost every player dives at some point!!
Refs: Need 'em, but God are they inconsistent. They all seem to have preferences, and seem to show bias to the same teams week in, week out (AKA Utd and Barca!!)
Managers defending dangerous tackles. Mr Pulis, you know who you are, and you saw what happened to Ramsey!!
Glory suupporters. I know a United fan, and, after they lost the FA Cup Final to Chelsea a couple of years ago, I asked "what happened?" He replied "I supported Chelsea!!" Next day, guess what, we were back to United again. Twit.
The stupid, ludicrous amount of money in football - £100k a week just for kicking a ball around, £80million for a transfer.... No player should be worth 1 million really!!
Over-the-top goal celebrations (players dancing in particular, it's just dumb, and ludicrously over the top; it's just a goal!!)
United winning the title. Again. Because I reckon they will this season and it's getting boring!!
The England Team (no, they haven't got a chance in hell of winning Euro 2012!!)
Rooney's overhead kick being replayed. Again. Good goal, yes, but so overrated!!
Lies. Players who say "Of course I won't leave.... Of course I'm staying...." before promptly... moving!!