(Original post by The Lyceum)
When I was five years old the teacher kept asking me about times tables, I told that if she was the teacher she should know the answer and that it wasn't my job to know these things. Before that when I was four apparently I wouldn't sit down in class one day. When the teacher yelled at me I stopped running and jumping, looked at her and told her quite calmly: "Excuse me miss I can't hear you, I'm an aeroplane" and then carried on. She called my mother apparently I stopped.
That's almost it from me, I've been a good kid ever since.
My old school was rather bitchy and there was almost zero respect for the poor teachers from some students. I lost count of the number of times I'd heard even the most-respected teachers to '**** off'. Someone in my science class told our old physics teacher to his face that he was 'the worst teacher in the world' and reduced him to tears. In truth, he was a bad teacher, but he didn't deserve to be treated like that. I could go on, but I'm not going to or I'll be here until 2013.
Some people in my GCSE Physics class were teasing my teacher pretty badly about her spelling and general slowness when writing on the board etc. She handled it like a saint for 6 months until one particularly unpleasant boy said something one day which I can't really remember and would probably not wish to repeat anyway, and she turned around and said she was dyslexic.
I remember one incident from my time during primary school in year one. A mother of the girl in my class seemed to have had a dispute with my teacher, and one day she came into the classroom whilst we were sitting on the carpet and threw a book at her. I'm not quite sure what provoked her, but it was really shocking, and I think the class started crying and the teacher looked very embarrassed. Thankfully their family buggered off abroad a year later.
During secondary school the very generic but still offensive swear words were said in the lower years, mainly for students to prove themselves to others. However, the description above was probably the worst as it came from a parent.
(Original post by jimcatinnes)
Some girl who refused to take out her lip piercing told my science teacher to suck her clit when he told her to take it out. We were all just like, ok then did she really just say that?