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Re: worst things you have heard said to a teacher?Two male PE teachers were having a huge argument outside and one said "I ****ed your sister" the other teacher then said, " I ****ed your sister as well, made that bitch scream"
Then some random student walks past and shouts "I ****ed both your sisters, get over it"
Pretty much everyone was like
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Re: worst things you have heard said to a teacher?didnt know you could get 3l bottles of dr pepper.(Original post by Paparazzo)
Not so much said, but a boy threw an unopened 3L bottle of Dr Pepper at a pregnant art teachers stomach.
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Re: worst things you have heard said to a teacher?think you can. I may be wrong. It was a big bottle of Dr Pepper, so I just assumed 3L would be the correct measurement.(Original post by hbk4894)
didnt know you could get 3l bottles of dr pepper.
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Re: worst things you have heard said to a teacher?That's just extreme!(Original post by medbh4805)
A girl in my year accused my GCSE French teacher of raping her mother. No joke.
she was one of those attention seeking girls who lies about everything, so I have no doubt it wasn't true, and she ended up having to apologise to him, and her mother was mortified -
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Re: worst things you have heard said to a teacher?arlight(Original post by Paparazzo)
think you can. I may be wrong. It was a big bottle of Dr Pepper, so I just assumed 3L would be the correct measurement.
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Re: worst things you have heard said to a teacher?When a teacher was telling a girl off during Maths one day, she began feeling herself up and when asked what she was doing, she replied "You can't expect me to not get horny when you're this dominant, do you sir?" She even began reaching up her skirt. She was sent out and I don't think the teacher could ever bring himself to tell her off again, no-matter how bad her actions.
A lad turned to a trainee teacher who was discussing a pink dress she was debating on buying and said, "Why? Because it's pink, like your pussy? It'd be bright red after I was through with it." The poor girl was mortified.
A lad repeatedly said to a Geography teacher over the course of a double lesson: "Give your father a slap from me, sir." When the teacher finally relented and asked him what for, he replied "For having such weak sperm that you were the pick of the bunch."
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Re: worst things you have heard said to a teacher?A girl in my year called a teacher with a black husband a ****** shagger. She sent her out and had a conversation with her and the girl ended up telling everyone how much she respected the teacher.
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Re: worst things you have heard said to a teacher?I teacher once said she was going to tell my Mum about my bad behaviour. I said she was dead and her reply was "well, in that case, I'm sorry". I then told her I was joking.(Original post by hbk4894)
what is the worst thing you have heard that has been said to a teacher or a member of staff?
i remember in about Year 8 , a lad told a teacher to F off when the teacher tried to stop him from attacking other pupils , he didnt expelled for that i dont think.
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Re: worst things you have heard said to a teacher?Was she hot?(Original post by SimplyEccentric)
When a teacher was telling a girl off during Maths one day, she began feeling herself up and when asked what she was doing, she replied "You can't expect me to not get horny when you're this dominant, do you sir?" She even began reaching up her skirt. She was sent out and I don't think the teacher could ever bring himself to tell her off again, no-matter how bad her actions.
A lad turned to a trainee teacher who was discussing a pink dress she was debating on buying and said, "Why? Because it's pink, like your pussy? It'd be bright red after I was through with it." The poor girl was mortified.
A lad repeatedly said to a Geography teacher over the course of a double lesson: "Give your father a slap from me, sir." When the teacher finally relented and asked him what for, he replied "For having such weak sperm that you were the pick of the bunch."
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Re: worst things you have heard said to a teacher?does that matter?(Original post by checkolad)
Was she hot? -
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Re: worst things you have heard said to a teacher?Meh. She sort of reminded me of Vicky Pollard. Looks and personality-wise.(Original post by checkolad)
Was she hot?
