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Football JokesWhat's the difference between Torres and soup?
..Soup is a regular starter
Post any football related jokes that you know, and please don't argue over them. This thread is purely for a laugh, not debating over what team/player is better
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Re: JokeArsène Wenger won't stand for any nonsense. Tonight he caught a couple of fans climbing over the wall at craven cottage.
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Re: JokeSome very funny jokes, here's an international one
It’s Fabio Capello’s first day as England manager and he walks into the showers and sees a large poo on the floor. He goes straight to the dressing room to confront the players and asks “who’s **** on the floor?”
At which point Peter Crouch sticks his hand up and says “yeah, but I’m good in the air!”Last edited by Abiraleft; 07-01-2012 at 06:08. -
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Re: JokeLol, yeah Capello has a personal vendetta against Crouch.(Original post by pinda.college)
Some very funny jokes, here's an international one
It’s Fabio Capello’s first day as England manager and he walks into the showers and sees a large poo on the floor. He goes straight to the dressing room to confront the players and asks “who’s **** on the floor?”
At which point Peter Crouch sticks his hand up and says “yeah, but I’m good in the air!”
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Re: Joke^Lololololololol - best Torres joke at the mo.(Original post by pinda.college)
What's the difference between Torres and soup?
..Soup is a regular starter
Post any football related jokes that you know, and please don't argue over them. This thread is purely for a laugh, not debating over what team/player is better
Luis Suarez has been brought up on second racism charges after talking to a black supporer and calling him a negro. Luis Suarez was insulted when he heard these accusations. "I'm disgusted by these accusations, I mean, why would I be talking to a negro?"
