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  1. xDave-'s Avatar
    81 19-03-2012  22:17
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    Re: funniest football jokes you have heard?
    Not a joke as such, but during the Man United Norwich game, the Norwich fans responded to the United fans' green and gold protests by saying "we want our scarves back". Was hilarious
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    82 20-03-2012  22:48
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    Re: funniest football jokes you have heard?
    I hear it's freeseven in Leeds tonight
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    83 20-03-2012  22:56
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    Re: funniest football jokes you have heard?
    What do Carroll and Torres have in common? They both can't score.
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    84 22-03-2012  20:40
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    Re: Football Jokes
    3 million out of work and still, no one wants the Wolves job.
    Now looking at the Chinese national coach, Yow Woh Win.
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    85 22-03-2012  20:41
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    Re: funniest football jokes you have heard?
    To save time and money, the Chelsea board have announced that the next Chelsea manager is already sacked.
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    86 22-03-2012  23:44
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    Re: Football Jokes
    Feel 3-2 laugh at Liverpool fans
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    87 23-03-2012  10:38
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    Re: Football Jokes
    whats the difference between hitler and rangers?

    hitler got futher into europe
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    88 23-03-2012  16:18
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    Re: Football Jokes
    How do yo know when Aston Villa are losing?

    It's 5 past 3
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    89 23-03-2012  19:24
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    Wayne Rooney visits Muamba
    "It's great, he can almost string a sentence together" said Fabrice.
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    90 24-03-2012  17:43
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    Re: Football Jokes
    Fabrice Muamba thought he'd been unconscious for several months after hearing the news that Torres had scored 2 goals.
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    91 24-03-2012  18:00
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    Re: Football Jokes
    Tread carefully when saying Arsene 'Wenger'
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    92 24-03-2012  22:12
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    Re: Football Jokes
    Tomorrow the clocks will go forwards. Liverpool will go backwards.

    BREAKING: next week all stadiums will have a minutes laughter at Liverpool fc.
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    93 24-03-2012  22:30
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    Re: Football Jokes
    What's five feet long and keeps a fanny warm?

    A Rangers scarf.
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    94 25-03-2012  17:01
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    Re: Football Jokes
    Arsenal have just won the champions league!!!
    Now turn of your ps3
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    95 26-03-2012  16:49
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    Re: Football Jokes
    when Emile Heskey gets married it'll be nice to hear "mrs Heskey" instead of "Heskey Misses"
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    96 26-03-2012  17:00
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    Reports indicate that Fabrice Muamba can breathe unassisted, can recognise people and has regained limited control of his limbs............Liverpool have offered a swap deal for Andy Carroll

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    97 26-03-2012  20:25
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    Re: Football Jokes
    Muamba spotted praying for Rangers FC
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    98 26-03-2012  22:02
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    Fabrice Muamba has been spotted in hospital with a t-shirt saying: pray for liverpool.
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    Fernando Torres has had a t-shirt saying pray for the chilean miners
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    99 08-04-2012  13:06
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    Carroll did not dive in the Newcastle game
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8voJkbVIW0w

    You can clearly see Andy Carroll tripped over the ball.
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    100 08-04-2012  13:12
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    Re: Carroll did not dive in the Newcastle game
    Haha yeah, I tweeted this the other day! Makes me laugh every time.
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