Terrible Invigilators

There's this really hot invigilator at my college, who's also got an amazing rear. I generally tend to be seated towards the back, and every time she walks past me towards the front, I lose at least 20 seconds watching her from behind

Please tell me you didn't have to sit the exam without the book .

Pics or it didn't happen.

I remember in one A-level exam I sat, we were in a small, cramped classroom, and there was a telephone (a proper one, all old stylee) in the corner on a desk. Halfway through the exam, the phone rang, and the invigilator picked it up and started talking, eventually putting it down.

It rang again later on in the exam. I felt like asking them to unplug it or something. Why such a phone had been left in the room in the first place was beyond me.

At university our invigilators are a mixed bunch, to say the least. Someone earlier mentioned having a hot invigilator- well, we have a hot one, I guess, but it's more than she dresses incredibly provocatively (wet look leggings, crop top with bare, toned stomach, 6-inch heels and wavy, blonde hair cascading down her back...And no, that's not an exaggeration). It's not just the guys that get distracted; we girls spent at least the first ten minutes of the exam in shock at what she was wearing!

She was a nice invigilator though, very friendly and helpful. Just with a slightly interesting dress sense.

Sounds like the beginning of a good porno.

My invigilator always wears a short skirt and heels! In the Summer sometimes she takes them off and puts her feet up on the desk at the front too! God, it's so hard doing a maths exam and every time you look up you see her bare soles and all you think about is licking them...

Well, to add some light to this dark thread (whilst some experiences are very amusing!), I have an invigilator at school who's lovely. I'd seen her before, but when I sat the BMAT exam, I was the only one in my school taking it. As such, I was put in a staff office to do it with this one invigilator.

Before we started the exam (because there was a problem with locating the paper ) we basically told each other our life stories. She was telling me about her architect son who studied at Cambridge and how he and his partner were looking for their first house. I told her about my ambitions as a medic and wanting to go into research and she was all happy for me and willing me to get in (although I didn't that year ).

And then, because between parts two and three it was break time and this office was right by a window where kids were noisy, she let me sit it out and have a cool down for fifteen minutes. We continued to chat about our lives and also sections one and two of the exam and she was all interested in how I was solving the problems! She is a nice lady.

Whenever she's present in my exams now, we always have a catch-up before it starts and a quick giggle - perfect pep talk for the exam itself!

And she doesn't have any of these irritating mannerisms, so that's a bonus.

Aren't you a lucky chappy?

Getting a break from an exam - thats pretty much against the rules.

It was between sections of the paper, so I couldn't go back and change answers, and it did get distractingly noisy outside with all the year 7s running around. I think it might have been breaking the rules for me to have to sit it with that distraction.

I was only trying to credit this invigilator... They are people after all!

Nah, what is breaking the rules is you having a break between the sections of the BMAT, regardless of whether you could add/edit your previous work.

Plus, your invigilator could have got the passing crowd to shut up.