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If You Could Punch Any Three Celebrites

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Andy Biersack (black veil brides)
Lady Gaga
katy Price
Frankie cocozza
Brian Cox ( I'm not really sure why, he just really irritates me)
Olly Murs (same reason as before)
Beiber
Anyone from a boyband
Anyone from a girlband
If I said three of One Direction, I wonder if I'd get the same response I did on the 'If You Could Snog Any Three Celebrities...' thread (I said I'd render them mute by injection at the same time, by the way)
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Actually just remembered David Cameron...damn
Original post by Sazzle4
If I could punch Jame Oilver I don't think I'd need another two...I'd be pretty happy already. But since I get three...:
Jamie Oliver
Piers Morgan
Christine Bleakly/Alex Jones (either will do since they are essentially the same person)


YES! They look EXACTLY THE SAME! Freaky... and they've done the same stuff and everything... (eg strictly, one show) it's so nice to know that someone thinks the same as me :tongue:
Reply 186
Original post by Starfruit
YES! They look EXACTLY THE SAME! Freaky... and they've done the same stuff and everything... (eg strictly, one show) it's so nice to know that someone thinks the same as me :tongue:


It's actually kind of scary isn't it?!
Reply 187
also forgot Nick Clegg.
Jeremy Kyle
Piers Morgan
Mariah Carey
Reply 189
Original post by fuze-mo25
i'd give perez hilton an uppercut
then i'd give kim kardashian a left hook to knock her out till shes 50
then calmly drop shot boris johnson to make him mentally capable


Epic.

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Cher Lloyd
Paris Hilton
Drew Barrymore
Reply 191
also forgot Lee Evans
...but there is so many.

here is my top three.
1. One direction (start with the blonde one)
2.Katie Price/ kerry Katona (which ever one i meet first)
3. most politicians or anyone who used to be in parliment
(edited 12 years ago)
1)Kerry Katona
2)Jordan
3)Jeremy Kyle (and any other talk show host other than Jonathan Ross and Parky)
Original post by willbee
Jedward (one half if needs be- there is one more annoying than the other), Chris Brown, and whoever sings that song "Ohhh sometimes I get this feeling, I get this feeling I never never never never had before". It's completely illogical. Shut the **** up.


Pretty sure that's Etta James.
Awkward.....
1) Jeremy Kyle. << 'Nuff said.
2) Cheryl Cole << I was considering saying Cher Lloyd but considering it was Cheryl who unleashed her upon us I feel she should take the punch.
3) Pitbull << Cause he's utter ****.
Reply 196
i forgot to add Piers Morgan to my list
Reply 197
Original post by toxicity92
1) Kristen Stewart (Mainly to punch some emotion into her face)


This. :thumbsup: :borat:

<3 x
Simon Cowell would probably be unconscious by the time it was my turn, so I'd leave him for people later in the queue and just say...

Jeremy Clarkson, Jeremy Clarkson, Jeremy Clarkson.
That Piers Morgan bloke (not really a celeb, but anyway),Tony Blair, and Abu Hamza (again, not a celeb).

Dreadful.

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