If You Could Punch Any Three Celebrites
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Re: If You Could Punch Any Three CelebritesJade Goody's corpse, wtf is wrong with you man?(Original post by Oh my Ms. Coffey)
u jel
Also by your logic, every girl in this thread who has mentioned a woman must be automatically jealous of them. I just take issue with grown-ass women who insist on acting like ****ing toddlers tbh.Last edited by ArcadiaHouse; 30-01-2012 at 01:40. -
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Re: If You Could Punch Any Three CelebritesBut is he a celebrity?(Original post by InnerTemple)
1) Calvin Mackenzie, for services to nobbery.
2) Katie Price, for services to attention seeking.
3) Richard Littlejohn, for services to bigotry.
(If you do get to punch him, can I be next?
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Re: If You Could Punch Any Three CelebritesI don't mind Jonathan Ross. He's good at what he does and he knows his films and I respect him for his show he did on Anime.(Original post by ch0llima)
1. Jonathan Ross
2. Justin Bieber
3. Russell Brand or Piers Morgan, having flipped a coin
Brand is ok as well. From reading his blog posts and his book I can tell he's an intelligent guy. He's annoying at times, but he doesn't warrant a punch.
She just sucks and is average in everything. The main reason she pisses me off is because she ruined 'The Duchess'. She looked stunning and the part in it, but she just can't act!! The whole thing sucked compared to the book, so i guess the directors of that thing needed a punch as well. I could have been classic. Some amazing material in The Duchess of Devonshire's book. She gambled, she drunk a lot, she had an affair, she had debts, she was involved in politics...(Original post by Bhumbauze)
In fact I think the main reason I want to punch Kiera Knightly is simply that she reminds me a little bit of Winona Ryder.Last edited by jblackmoustache; 30-01-2012 at 01:54. -
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Re: If You Could Punch Any Three CelebritesPunch him?????(Original post by ArcadiaHouse)
But is he a celebrity?
(If you do get to punch him, can I be next?)
That's terrible!!! I'm ashamed of you.
You should at least kick him around and stomp on his face a bit first!!
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Re: If You Could Punch Any Three CelebritesI have come to the conclusion that he is a celebrity of sorts. He done some broadcasting and radio work as well as his regular columns in the Daily(Original post by ArcadiaHouse)
But is he a celebrity?
(If you do get to punch him, can I be next?)
MailHate.
Of course, if I get the opportunity, I will remember to allow you a turn! -
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Re: If You Could Punch Any Three Celebritesshes a faggot, like most who appear on crappy girls magazines headlines.(Original post by ArcadiaHouse)
Jade Goody's corpse, wtf is wrong with you man?
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Re: If You Could Punch Any Three Celebriteslove to see that.(Original post by derng)
i would...
...vagina slap justin bieber
...drop kick the kardashians
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Re: If You Could Punch Any Three Celebriteswhos Bavishi?(Original post by Wise Tamil Guy)
I would
kick justin bieber in the balls to prove he is a genderless attention seeking gay boy
slap the auto tune out of rebecca black's throat
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Re: If You Could Punch Any Three CelebritesKardashian(s)? I literally have no idea why they are famous.
I'd ideally like to sew Jodan's Va-jay-jay shut so she never reproduces again.
And thirdly Perez Hilton, cause he might make an angry blog post comparing me to Will.I.Am.
(I might sub Perez in for Will.I.Am, or Cheryl Cole, or any number of people...)
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