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If You Could Punch Any Three Celebrites

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    (Original post by ArcadiaHouse)
    Prince Charles
    Zooey Deschanel
    David Starkey

    u jel
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    (Original post by Oh my Ms. Coffey)
    u jel
    Jade Goody's corpse, wtf is wrong with you man? :lolwut:

    Also by your logic, every girl in this thread who has mentioned a woman must be automatically jealous of them. I just take issue with grown-ass women who insist on acting like ****ing toddlers tbh.
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    (Original post by InnerTemple)
    1) Calvin Mackenzie, for services to nobbery.
    2) Katie Price, for services to attention seeking.
    3) Richard Littlejohn, for services to bigotry.
    But is he a celebrity? :sly:


    (If you do get to punch him, can I be next? )
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    Frankie cocozza
    Jedward
    cheryl cole
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    Taylor Swift
    Selena Gomez
    Caroline Flack

    I really can't handle public idols like Taylor and Selena.
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    (Original post by ch0llima)
    1. Jonathan Ross
    2. Justin Bieber
    3. Russell Brand or Piers Morgan, having flipped a coin
    I don't mind Jonathan Ross. He's good at what he does and he knows his films and I respect him for his show he did on Anime.

    Brand is ok as well. From reading his blog posts and his book I can tell he's an intelligent guy. He's annoying at times, but he doesn't warrant a punch.

    (Original post by Bhumbauze)
    In fact I think the main reason I want to punch Kiera Knightly is simply that she reminds me a little bit of Winona Ryder.
    She just sucks and is average in everything. The main reason she pisses me off is because she ruined 'The Duchess'. She looked stunning and the part in it, but she just can't act!! The whole thing sucked compared to the book, so i guess the directors of that thing needed a punch as well. I could have been classic. Some amazing material in The Duchess of Devonshire's book. She gambled, she drunk a lot, she had an affair, she had debts, she was involved in politics...
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    why has no one yet mentioned Cher Lloyd
    -_-
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    (Original post by ArcadiaHouse)
    But is he a celebrity? :sly:


    (If you do get to punch him, can I be next? )
    Punch him????? :eek::eek::eek:


    That's terrible!!! I'm ashamed of you.



    You should at least kick him around and stomp on his face a bit first!!
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    (Original post by ArcadiaHouse)
    But is he a celebrity? :sly:


    (If you do get to punch him, can I be next? )
    I have come to the conclusion that he is a celebrity of sorts. He done some broadcasting and radio work as well as his regular columns in the Daily Mail Hate.

    Of course, if I get the opportunity, I will remember to allow you a turn!
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    (Original post by ArcadiaHouse)
    Jade Goody's corpse, wtf is wrong with you man? :lolwut:

    Also by your logic, every girl in this thread who has mentioned a woman must be automatically jealous of them. I just take issue with grown-ass women who insist on acting like ****ing toddlers tbh.
    shes a faggot, like most who appear on crappy girls magazines headlines.
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    1. Justin Bieber
    2. Rebbecca Black
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    (Original post by winniey)
    1. Justin Bieber
    2. Rebbecca Black
    thats only 2
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    i would...
    ...vagina slap justin bieber
    ...drop kick the kardashians
    ...and stone cold stunner the jedwards
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    (Original post by derng)
    i would...
    ...vagina slap justin bieber
    ...drop kick the kardashians
    ...and stone cold stunner the jedwards
    love to see that.
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    I would
    kick justin bieber in the balls to prove he is a genderless attention seeking gay boy
    slap the auto tune out of rebecca black's throat
    and then dropkick Bavishi (you had to be there)
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    (Original post by Wise Tamil Guy)
    I would
    kick justin bieber in the balls to prove he is a genderless attention seeking gay boy
    slap the auto tune out of rebecca black's throat
    and then dropkick Bavishi (you had to be there)
    whos Bavishi?
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    Kardashian(s)? I literally have no idea why they are famous.
    I'd ideally like to sew Jodan's Va-jay-jay shut so she never reproduces again.
    And thirdly Perez Hilton, cause he might make an angry blog post comparing me to Will.I.Am.
    (I might sub Perez in for Will.I.Am, or Cheryl Cole, or any number of people...)
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    Piers Morgan
    Johnny Vaughan
    Brian Cox

    (I don't hit girls)
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    I'd also like to punch John Terry and Luis Suarez, Lee Bowyer, Joey Barton annd Morrissey.

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