Favourite quote of all time?
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Re: Favourite quote of all time?
These are gold:
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." – W.C. Fields
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Winston Churchill
"Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum. "My god! The floor's immaculate. Lie down you hot bitch!"" – Joan Rivers
"Don't tell me the sky is the limit when I can see footprints on the moon."
'Don't worry. He grows on you,' he reassured her. 'Yeah? So does foot fungus.' (Don't know where it was from but it made me laugh)
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher – Socrates
The only things people want to hear about are their money and other peoples’ sex lives
For every deed there is a misdeed – St. Trinians
"Well behaved women seldom make history." – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
Falling is like flying just with a more permanent destination – James Moriaty (Sherlock
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Don't say the old lady screamed; bring her on and let her scream – Mark Twain
You have to break eggs to make an omelette and you have to break rules to make it good.
When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your enemies' paper cuts.
Life is a cement trampoline. – Howard Nordberg
"An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations." ~ Charles de Montesquieu
“Arrogance has to be earned.” ~ Dr. Gregory House (House
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive – Marmion; Sir Walter Scott
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Re: Favourite quote of all time?
Don't have one but I like this:
"If you don't love yourself, you can't love nobody
If you don't know yourself, then you nobody"
Chuck D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qokUi_c7a3I
It sounds better spoken and is mad poetic.
Also, a more 'conventional' one:
"Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat."
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“The thing I hate the most about advertising is that it attracts all the bright, creative and ambitious young people, leaving us mainly with the slow and self-obsessed to become our artists.. Modern art is a disaster area. Never in the field of human history has so much been used by so many to say so little.” - Banksy
Maybe not my favourite quote ever, but today I like it
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Re: Favourite quote of all time?
I don't really have an all-time favourite, but I'll pick a few that stand out in my mind

"Falling is like flying just with a more permanent destination" - Jim Moriarty, Sherlock.
"I may be on the side of the angels, but don't think for one second that I am one of them" - Sherlock.
"If I started to do something that displeased you and you threatened me with failure, I was so much in awe of your opinion that failure, perhaps even if only much later, was inevitable. I lost confidence in doing anything for myself. I was unsettled, full of doubts. The older I got, the more evidence you could hold against me as proof of my uselessness; in some sense, gradually, you actually came to be right in the end." - Franz Kafka, Letter to his Father.