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  1. Picture~Perfect's Avatar
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    Re: Favourite quote of all time?
    "Maybe we like pain, maybe we're wired that way. Without it we just would't feel real. What's that saying? Why do I keep hitting my head with a hammer? Because it feels so good when I stop"
    Meredith Grey
    Grey's anatomy (season 1)
  2. g.k.galloway's Avatar
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    To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure - Albus Dumbledore...harry potter has some of the best quotes
  3. LETSJaM's Avatar
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    Re: Favourite quote of all time?
    These are gold:

    "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." – W.C. Fields

    'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Winston Churchill

    "Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum. "My god! The floor's immaculate. Lie down you hot bitch!"" – Joan Rivers

    "Don't tell me the sky is the limit when I can see footprints on the moon."

    'Don't worry. He grows on you,' he reassured her. 'Yeah? So does foot fungus.' (Don't know where it was from but it made me laugh)

    My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher – Socrates

    The only things people want to hear about are their money and other peoples’ sex lives
    For every deed there is a misdeed – St. Trinians

    "Well behaved women seldom make history." – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

    Falling is like flying just with a more permanent destination – James Moriaty (Sherlock :love:)

    Don't say the old lady screamed; bring her on and let her scream – Mark Twain


    You have to break eggs to make an omelette and you have to break rules to make it good.

    When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your enemies' paper cuts.

    Life is a cement trampoline. – Howard Nordberg

    "An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations." ~ Charles de Montesquieu

    “Arrogance has to be earned.” ~ Dr. Gregory House (House :lovedup:!)

    Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive – Marmion; Sir Walter Scott

    <3 x
    Last edited by LETSJaM; 13-02-2012 at 12:48.
  4. mc1000's Avatar
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    The entirety of this rant. I piss myself laughing every single time.
  5. LonelyTimeLord's Avatar
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    Re: Favourite quote of all time?
    I have no idea who says it or if it is very popular, but I have a quote saved that I found on the internet and I really like it
    "Don't let today's disappointments cast a shadow on tomorrow's dreams."
  6. Pi!'s Avatar
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    Re: Favourite quote of all time?
    If it's not broken, don't fix it and if it is broken, just ignore it and hope it'll be OK.
  7. D-Box's Avatar
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    Re: Favourite quote of all time?
    "You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else."

    My favourite from a film:
    "Say hello to my little friend..."
  8. SarahM94's Avatar
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    Re: Favourite quote of all time?
    "Be excellent to each other... AND PARTY ON DUDES! - Abraham Lincoln
  9. When you see it...'s Avatar
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    Re: Favourite quote of all time?
    Don't have one but I like this:
    "If you don't love yourself, you can't love nobody
    If you don't know yourself, then you nobody"
    Chuck D
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qokUi_c7a3I
    It sounds better spoken and is mad poetic.
    Also, a more 'conventional' one:
    "Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat."
    Wrongly attributed to Sun Tzu.
  10. TLK's Avatar
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    " I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."
    -Scarface
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    “The thing I hate the most about advertising is that it attracts all the bright, creative and ambitious young people, leaving us mainly with the slow and self-obsessed to become our artists.. Modern art is a disaster area. Never in the field of human history has so much been used by so many to say so little.” - Banksy

    Maybe not my favourite quote ever, but today I like it
  12. Wave's Avatar
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    "I'm too ****ing busy and vice versa"

    Dorothy Parker
  13. SarahM94's Avatar
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    "If your boss is gettin' you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail" - David Brent (The Office)
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    Re: Favourite quote of all time?
    Happiness is the meaning and purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence - Aristotle
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    "I have heard of your paintings too, well enough. God has given you one face and you make yourself another." (Hamlet) - William Shakespeare
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    Re: Favourite quote of all time?
    I don't really have an all-time favourite, but I'll pick a few that stand out in my mind

    "Falling is like flying just with a more permanent destination" - Jim Moriarty, Sherlock.
    "I may be on the side of the angels, but don't think for one second that I am one of them" - Sherlock.

    "If I started to do something that displeased you and you threatened me with failure, I was so much in awe of your opinion that failure, perhaps even if only much later, was inevitable. I lost confidence in doing anything for myself. I was unsettled, full of doubts. The older I got, the more evidence you could hold against me as proof of my uselessness; in some sense, gradually, you actually came to be right in the end." - Franz Kafka, Letter to his Father.
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    "There are no expectations, except the ones you make"
  18. NidaJaffri's Avatar
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    Re: Favourite quote of all time?
    LOVE THIS ONE:

    "“Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway.” -Mary Kay Ash (great woman)
  19. hannahsy's Avatar
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    Some people are so poor they only have money
  20. ThisLooksLikeFun:)'s Avatar
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    Re: Favourite quote of all time?
    'When an old man dies, a library is burned to the ground.'

    It's some kind of traditional proverb, but I can't remember where from.
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