[Guru Jason]

(Original post by *pitseleh*)
"You're an inanimate ****ing object!" (Ralph Fiennes in In Bruges)

"How can a fairytale town not be someone's ****ing thing!"

[Guru Jason]

"If you gonna shoot, just shoot. Don't talk."
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly.

[Salmaa!]

"once you go black, you're gonna need a wheelchair"

- Lotrelle, White Chicks

[PoGo HoPz]

"I'm smart, you're dumb. I'm big, you're little. I'm right, you're wrong. And there's nothing you can do about it!" - Matilda

[ChampEon]

(Original post by Mr. Z)
you're a wizard harry

Reminds me of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqA4cb60rWc

[Ash07]

four for you glen coco, you go glen coco

[mrshinyshoes]

Home Alone,

I'll give you till the count of 3 to get out, 3,2..tommy gun

[Ash07]

(Original post by Salmaa!)
"once you go black, you're gonna need a wheelchair"

- Lotrelle, White Chicks

i'd thumb you up but ive passed my limit!!

[mrshinyshoes]

(Original post by Salmaa!)
"once you go black, you're gonna need a wheelchair"

- Lotrelle, White Chicks

Lol wut?

[Forget that]

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard

[Guru Jason]

The names Bond. James Bond.

[Angry cucumber]

"THIS IS SPARTA"

"I am Maximus Decimus Meridius...."

Well that's made me feel manly....

[aspirinpharmacist]

"Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting, shall be three. Five...is RIGHT OUT."
If you don't know what this is from, your comedy education is sadly lacking.

"How would you define History, Rudge?"
"It's just one ****ing thing after the other."
-History Boys (Rudge)

"I'm a Jew, I'm short, I'm homosexual, and I live in Sheffield. I'm ****ed."
-History Boys (Posner)

Ah go on, admit you're a female.
-Calamity Jane (Bill Hickock)

"It comes as a real shock to me that you speak fluent cow."
-Leap Year (Declan)

"You've already had breakfast."
"Yes, but that was first breakfast, what about second breakfast?"
You'd better know what this is from (although I didn't quote it correctly, but for the life of me I can't remember the exact words, sorry!!)

And a lot of others, just thought I'd throw some in there.

[Salmaa!]

(Original post by Ash07)
i'd thumb you up but ive passed my limit!!

haha no worries, it's the thought that counts!

+rep for the best Mean Girls quote in history, followed closely by:

"nice wig Janice, what it's made of?"
"YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR"

[FireRam]

"We had a sick night b*tchesss" Mr.Chow... The Hangover... Legend.

[Salmaa!]

(Original post by mrshinyshoes)
Lol wut?

your missing out if you don't recognise that quote!

[Jelkin]

Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?

Alternatively:

... UNTIL THE HANDLE BREAKS OFF AND YOU HAVE TO GET A DOCTOR TO PULL IT OUT AGAIN!

[Samz]

Mine from Titanic too, 'I figure life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You never know what hand you're gonna dealt next.'

HP&TCOS, 'It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.'

Girl Inturrupted, 'Was I ever crazy? Maybe, or maybe life is. Crazy isn't being broken or swallowing a dark secret... it's you and me, amplified. If you ever told a lie and enjoyed it. If you ever wished you could be a child forever. They were not perfect, but they were my friends and by the 70s most of them were out living lives. Some I've seen, some never again. But there isn't a day my heart doesn't find them.' (This one makes me cry everytime haha, )

[bananalala]

"And the name's Hank, **** face"

[Jelkin]

Oh, and OP, I repped you for the Titanic quotation. One of my faves from that film is, "You gonna cut her meat for her too there Cal?"