"Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting, shall be three. Five...is RIGHT OUT."
If you don't know what this is from, your comedy education is sadly lacking.
"How would you define History, Rudge?"
"It's just one ****ing thing after the other."
-History Boys (Rudge)
"I'm a Jew, I'm short, I'm homosexual, and I live in Sheffield. I'm ****ed."
-History Boys (Posner)
Ah go on, admit you're a female.
-Calamity Jane (Bill Hickock)
"It comes as a real shock to me that you speak fluent cow."
-Leap Year (Declan)
"You've already had breakfast."
"Yes, but that was first breakfast, what about second breakfast?"
You'd better know what this is from (although I didn't quote it correctly, but for the life of me I can't remember the exact words, sorry!!)
And a lot of others, just thought I'd throw some in there.
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Mine from Titanic too, 'I figure life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You never know what hand you're gonna dealt next.'
HP&TCOS, 'It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.'
Girl Inturrupted, 'Was I ever crazy? Maybe, or maybe life is. Crazy isn't being broken or swallowing a dark secret... it's you and me, amplified. If you ever told a lie and enjoyed it. If you ever wished you could be a child forever. They were not perfect, but they were my friends and by the 70s most of them were out living lives. Some I've seen, some never again. But there isn't a day my heart doesn't find them.' (This one makes me cry everytime haha, )