[PonchoKid]

(Original post by BethaneyJ)
Heaven: Garlic mashed potato

Hell: Tinned new potatoes (my mother used to give us those all the time )

i cant stand boiled new potatoes, and i love garlic, so you get food heaven [=

Heaven: chicken - any way as long as its cooked

Hell: tomatoes - cooked make me sick.

[MelissaJayne]

You can have heaven, I do like both..but Chicken does offer more. More of a meal, I'd struggle without chicken but tomatoes are kinda an add on rather than a base or foundation to a meal on the most part.

Heaven: thick gravy
Hell: watery gravy

[Ice Constricter]

Its gotta be hell. Thick gravy doesn't do it for me, I dunno why maybe cause you need more of it to have the same effect. Watery gravy ftw.

Heaven: rice pudding
Hell: Oatmeal

[BethaneyJ]

Save rice pudding. I love the stuff <3 Oatmeal i can give or take, there are better breakfasts.


Heaven: Eggy bread

Hell: mushroom omelette >: (

[amyshamblesxx]

I like both but you can have heaven Eggy bread is yummers.

HEAVEN: Cheese on toast
HELL: Peanut butter on toast

[MelissaJayne]

Heaven for you. Peanut butter is only nice with chocolate, in my view. Never had a fancy for it on anything savoury.

Heaven: Whole green beans, boiled, with a bit of vinegar
Hell: broad beans

[TotoMimo]

CANDLE WAX PODS FOR DINNER? FML.
Seriously when I see broad beans on my plate, I laugh. You honestly think im putting those abhorrent little desaturated, moisture -sapping things near my mouth??

You get heaven!!

HEAVEN OR HELL?

HEAVEN: HAM AND MUSTARD SARNIE
HELL: HAM MAYO SARNIE

[MelissaJayne]

Heaven. I don't like mustard APART from with ham, in a sandwich. I dunno how or why it works that way. But it does. Food has a logic I can never fully grasp, like magic. Mustard and ham magic. And mayo, I never eat really. Unless it's in a chicken burger. Or a salad pot mix.

HEAVEN: Tunnocks caramel wafers
HELL: Pink panther wafers

[TotoMimo]

I like pink wafers. But in the same way that you like nutella with a spoon. It's like one spoon in, you think "I'll NEVER TIRE OF THIS." Then, next one, you're like, actually, yeah, now I do."

Tunnocks by comparison is WAFER COCAINE. HEAVEN.


GIVE ME HEAVEN OR HELL: pizza crusts...

HEAVEN: AUTHENTIC THIN-CRUST STONBAKED (proper pizzerias on slate bottom ovens)
HELL: AMERICANISED DEEP-PAN "OVEN-FRIED" (Dominos etc where dough is pre-doused in oil)

[BethaneyJ]

I like both, but prefer your hell I am afraid. Otherwise no stuffed crust!!

Heaven: I find my passport and make myself tea and biscuits for dipping

Hell: I don't find my passport so make myself hot chocolate and biscuits for dipping


In other words: <3 dipping biscuits in tea </3 dipping biscuits in hot chocolate.

[TotoMimo]

I'm not sure if I understood your... Metaphor(?), but I agree, dipping biccies in hocho clearly reinforces that more =/= more!! Though you ARE a pizza heathen.

GIVE ME HEAVEN OR HELL:

HEAVEN: TOFFEE CRISP
HELL: TOFFEE APPLE

[MelissaJayne]

Hello heaven. Toffee Crisp remains one of my favourite chocolate bars and McFlurry flavours. Toffee Apples sound nice in theory but in practice, too hard to even enjoy.

HEAVEN: Greek gyros
HELL: Greek salad

[TotoMimo]

You have heaven, because SO NEARLY A KEBAB. SO NEARLY. :P


GIVE ME HEAVEN OR HELL:

HEAVEN: Toasted Plain Loaf:



HELL: Toasted Madeira Sponge (WHY RUIN IT?!)

[amyshamblesxx]

Heaven. I've never heard of toasted madeira sponge but I agree that toasting it would ruin it.

HEAVEN: Chicken legs
HELL: Chicken livers

[TotoMimo]

You get heaven, as long as it's inclusive of the thighs (best bit). In contrast, chicken livers are amongst the most overrated animal liver to eat; calf liver for example is ridiculously tasty. Hell, why do you think they have to make Pate and crap out of chicken livers??

GIVE ME HEAVEN OR HELL:

HEAVEN: BOUNTY



HELL: FRIED COCONUT CHICKEN

[dani_1991]

Ah HEAVEN, come on, s'a chocolate coated sugar fest. What's not to love? Bountyful pleasure. Yeah, I said it.

HEAVEN: Extra Cool Breeze Gum
HELL: Airwaves Gum

[TotoMimo]

I admit it, I smiled.

I DO NOT SHUN THE PUN.

And you get heaven dear, because it's one of my faves, and your hell is HELL. I HATE...HATE mentholly-crappage.


GIVE ME HEAVEN OR HELL:

HEAVEN: TRIFLE WITH TONS OF SPONGE FINGERS
HELL: TRIFLE WITH TONS OF SPRINKLES

[dani_1991]

HEAVEN. Sprinkles are like like sirens on a cliff luring you unsuspectingly in. You're like wow, that looks AMAZING, give me some of that beauty! Then you take a spoonful and POW; SMASH CRASH PAIN. God damn sprinkles, you're an unwanted crunch in this dessert! Be gone with you, you fiend. Sponge fingers though, they can do no wrong. Little sponges of moisture and flavour, you're welcome to stay.

HEAVEN: DAIRYLEA TRIANGLES
HELL: CHEEZ WHIZZ

[ninegrandstudent]

(Original post by dani_1991)
HEAVEN. Sprinkles are like like sirens on a cliff luring you unsuspectingly in. You're like wow, that looks AMAZING, give me some of that beauty! Then you take a spoonful and POW; SMASH CRASH PAIN. God damn sprinkles, you're an unwanted crunch in this dessert! Be gone with you, you fiend. Sponge fingers though, they can do no wrong. Little sponges of moisture and flavour, you're welcome to stay.

HEAVEN: DAIRYLEA TRIANGLES
HELL: CHEEZ WHIZZ

Heaven - on crackers they're gorgeous!


HEAVEN - DIPPY EGG AND TOAST SOLDIERS
HELL - FRIED EGG SANDWICH

[dani_1991]

HEAVEN. It's all about those armed forces and yolk.

HEAVEN: Thin pan pizza crusts
HELL: Deep pan pizza crusts