Give Me Food Heaven, or Food Hell?
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Re: Give Me Food Heaven, or Food Hell?Your heaven is the real deal. Your hell is when America took the real deal and raped it, fed it a bunch of meat and butter, kept raping it all the while, then finished it off with some more oil.
Well done, you have bastardised a beautiful thing.
GIVE ME HEAVEN OR HELL:
HEAVEN: DENNIS THE MENACE AND GNASHER CHOCOLATE CAKE KIT
HELL: GREENS RAINBOW SURPRISE CAKE KIT (tastes like someone is feeding me a bag of sugar)
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Re: Give Me Food Heaven, or Food Hell?AH. Tough one, I like both. And both for nostalgia reasons. I used to make your hell wrong, so it was more like biscuit than cake, making it awesomely sickly. But Dennis was a favourite every time. Ah screw it, HEAVEN. Because you can't help but love Dennis and those little rice paper hexagons.
HEAVEN: CHOCOLATE FONDANT DESSERTS
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Re: Give Me Food Heaven, or Food Hell?FANK YOU DANIWANI!!
Dennis IS awesome.
As for you, my dear... I would like to bestow you with HEAVEN. CHEESE, YOU AIN'T DESSERT. WHA?? Imagine closing your eyes and someone says they'll feed you dessert. IS IT CAKE?? OOOO, EXCITING. MOUSSE? CREME BRULEE? OH OH MAYBE IT'S RICE PUDD...
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STILTON?!?
hack hack hack!!
GIVE ME HEAVEN OR HELL:
HEAVEN: CHOCOLATE TRUFFLES
HELL: BLACK TRUFFLES SHAVED ON PASTA (I honestly don't understand that sharp, bitter nutty taste that overwhelms everything) -
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Re: Give Me Food Heaven, or Food Hell?You get heaven, bethano!!
The best aspect of galaxy is the SEXY MELT, and that shell only wants to stop that process, implying crunching of chocolate. As we know, CRUNCHING ANY CHOCOLATE IS WAAAASTING IIIT!!
GIVE ME HEAVEN OR HELL:
HEAVEN: HAGGIS, NEEPS AND TATTIES
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Re: Give Me Food Heaven, or Food Hell?You have heaven. In both cases. I hate tripe! I wish I didn't cos I hate disliking commonly disliked things because I don't wanna feel like I'm not liking it just because of the thought of it..but I genuinely don't like it. And Crusty rolls do my head in, they end up more over me and the plate than they end up in my belly.
HEAVEN: Sausage in batter
HELL: Cold hot dog sausages -
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Re: Give Me Food Heaven, or Food Hell?I actually like both. It's a tough one..BUT, as it's you, and as I just love dick..you can have HEAVEN. Nah, genuine reason is the childhood memories. Plus, it's easier to go and grab one, douse it in cheap hot custard. Warm, dirty, easy delight. Bread and butter pud is effort. Oh let me wait for bread to go stale blablablahhh
Heaven: Thin snap biscuits
Hell: Thin snappy crisps, I like me crisps MEAAAATY, like McCoys or Roysters -
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Re: Give Me Food Heaven, or Food Hell?If you mean ALL thin snappy biscuits, like Rich Tea and Nice... It's still gona be hard to choose those over all thinny crisps like Golden Wonder Lights, Poms and French Fries. HELL I'M AFRAID.
GIVE ME HEAVEN OR HELL:
HEAVEN: CRUMPETS AND MELTED BUTTER
HELL: CRUMPETS WITH TONS OF MELTED CHEESE -
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Re: Give Me Food Heaven, or Food Hell?HEAVEN. Even better with golden syrup. Makes me chuckle when you have a savoury crumpet eater watching you pour syrup on your crumpet with a look of pure horror. I like em both ways, Tuna and a sprinkle of cheese or with honey/syrup/butter. Though sweet usually wins over savoury. Its a spongey cake for a reason, crumpets were MADE to soak up sweet stuff and ooze it out with every bite.
HEAVEN: Hot Pain Au Chocolat
HELL: Hot cheese and ham croissants (it just don't do it for me) -
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Re: Give Me Food Heaven, or Food Hell?HEAVEN TIMES SEVEN TIMES ELEVEN!!
A super-buttery, fatty pastry. 43-50% of traditional croissants and pastries in in this ilk are pure butter. Thus, what does it need? SUPER SWEET, DELECTABLE DARK CHOCOLATE. It does not need MORE GOOEY FATTY MELTED CHEESE, DANGIT!! I am certainly not against overkill now and again, but that's just excess to the point of negligence if you ask me, which you did, so I'm ranting about it OKAY? GEEZ. GEEZ GUYS.
Give me HEAVEN OR HELL:
HEAVEN: KILLIE PIE (with that gorgeous salted steak interior and utterly unique pillowy pastry found nowhere else on earth)
HELL: MELTON MOWBRAY PORK PIE
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Re: Give Me Food Heaven, or Food Hell?Aha, as if that's even a question. HEAVEN. Crack that dippy egg open and, yellow yolk pleasure. Plain chips are alright and all, but no contest to seasoned or yolked-up.
HEAVEN: Kinder Surprise
HELL: Cadbury Caramel Egg -
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Re: Give Me Food Heaven, or Food Hell?CONSIDER. Cadbury Caramel. Bliss. Now completely ruin the reasons you love it. No segmented, sexy melty caramel bits. Just a big lump. No long lasting bar, just one fragmenty, messy gloop ball.
Now compare that to milky chocolate filled with A FREAKING TOY.
YAHHHH.
HEVVIN!!
GIVE ME HEAVEN OR HELL?
HEAVEN: COLMANNS ENGLISH MUSTARD
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Re: Give Me Food Heaven, or Food Hell?YOU GET HEAVEN. Your hell implies the soup is pureed, something that winds me up to no end.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH CHUNKS OF FOOD IN MA FOOD?! Christ man, I'm not 80! I HAVE TEETH!! GIE ME TATTIES IN MA SKOATCH BROATH!
Actually, that makes me add...
GIVE ME HEAVEN OR HELL:
HEAVEN: PROPER SCOTCH BROTH (with loads of lentils, barley, carrots, tatties and ham hock)
HELL: HEINZ WATERY SCOTCH BROTH (now featuring MORE WATER and like, NOTHING ELSE apparently)
