What's the worst thing you've ever done in school?
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Just me: called my teacher an ignorant racist. she was. she was supposed to teach RE but said 'i don't do muslims or hindus because i think they should leave'. she got sacked (and banned i think) so it was worth it.
With friends: put an inflatable penis in the middle of the courtyard. left it to inflate. it was april fools day so they never figured out who it was/
With friends: put an inflatable penis in the middle of the courtyard. left it to inflate. it was april fools day so they never figured out who it was/
None of this is any word of a lie:
- Kicked a teacher on my first ever day at school. I have no recollection of this but it sounds worse than it was. I was a four year old at the time and had a temper tantrum, apparently because I didn't want to leave my mum.
- I swore at teachers numerous times. One time I do remember is when I told a teacher to "go **** herself" in year 8 after she confiscated my drink. I hated this woman but she wasn't the worst teacher and it was totally uncalled for. I didn't even say it maliciously it was just reactionary anger which was very strange. This resulted in a 2 day suspension which was terrible as my mum made me stay with my grandparents which was incredibly boring)
- Having a fist fight... in the classroom. This was in year 8/9 and must have been terrible for the supply teacher. In my defence I was having an argument with a friend and he made a very personal insult which made me fly off the handle.
- In year six we were tasked with writing an introduction to the next edition of the Harry Potter series in English lessons. While we were doing the task in silence I wrote a ridiculously graphic erotic Harry Potter story for a joke (I had no intention of handing this erotic version in of course). My writings contained things I shouldn't have even known at the time. I got found out because me and my friends couldn't contain our laughter at it (despite my bad behaviour I was an intelligent kid and my literary skills made the story very funny - clever grammatical techniques and big words were interspersed with filthy erotic scenarios). You can imagine how terrible I felt when the teacher bellowed "Would you like to explain to the rest of the class what is so funny?" and started walking towards me! My god was this embarrassing when my parents found out. I ended up with a one day exclusion. I distinctly remember my English teacher saying that I must have watched too many American movies at a meeting me and my parents were obliged to go to to discuss my bad behaviour and this incident in particular. It's worth noting here that where I'm from high school starts in year 6 rather than year 7 (I mention this because I think it's unique in the UK or at least not commonplace) which means that I got a bad reputation at the start of my very first year! In fact I was the first person ever to go on report in my year (I was amongst the worst but definitely wasn't the very worst but I got in trouble so often that it bordered on ridiculous).
- We were having a pen fight in the classroom when a supply teacher was there and I threw a pen that landed on an unintended target (who happened to be the same friend I had a fight with) near his eye which drew blood. It was completely accidental but I felt terrible and it was a wake up call to not do this.
- In year 10 or 11 we were watching a film near Christmas time. It was pretty boring and I (and a friend) wanted to leave. This was a Spanish lesson and we had an incredibly docile teacher so you could get away with a lot. We made it known that we wanted to leave and so the teacher stood in front of the door. At this point I took the initiative and climbed out of the window (downstairs classroom) and just straight up left with a friend half way through the lesson. Not the naughtiest thing ever but the class found it hilarious.
- I can't remember the final nail in the coffin, but in year 8 I was the only person to be banned from going on a school trip for 10 days of activity in France. Being the immature boy that I was, my response was to go on a swear laden tirade towards the person who made the decision.
These are just a select few of my naughty endeavours! There are way to many to name!
I generally stopped my worst behaviour at around GCSE level as I changed crowd to a more well behaved group because I fell out with one of the people in my old group of friends. This acted as a catalyst for me to gradually become better behaved in year 9. In addition, I was diagnosed with AS in year 8/9. My parents took me to a psychologist as they though there must be something wrong with me since my behaviour was so bad. It turns out that my diagnosis probably made teachers more understanding and also made me behave better. At GCSE level I was still misbehaved quite a lot but it was more about being disruptive than extreme misbehaviour. At A level I was even more docile and was a bit of a geek! In hindsight my change in group is probably the best thing that ever happened to me as I ended up getting 4 A*s at A level and have just finished my first year studying economics at Cambridge. This would not have happened if I stayed with the old crowd for sure. I know that if my high school teachers were made aware of my current situation (they will remember me for sure - they remembered all of my family members for years haha) they would be extremely shocked. Proved them wrong!!
- Kicked a teacher on my first ever day at school. I have no recollection of this but it sounds worse than it was. I was a four year old at the time and had a temper tantrum, apparently because I didn't want to leave my mum.
- I swore at teachers numerous times. One time I do remember is when I told a teacher to "go **** herself" in year 8 after she confiscated my drink. I hated this woman but she wasn't the worst teacher and it was totally uncalled for. I didn't even say it maliciously it was just reactionary anger which was very strange. This resulted in a 2 day suspension which was terrible as my mum made me stay with my grandparents which was incredibly boring)
- Having a fist fight... in the classroom. This was in year 8/9 and must have been terrible for the supply teacher. In my defence I was having an argument with a friend and he made a very personal insult which made me fly off the handle.
- In year six we were tasked with writing an introduction to the next edition of the Harry Potter series in English lessons. While we were doing the task in silence I wrote a ridiculously graphic erotic Harry Potter story for a joke (I had no intention of handing this erotic version in of course). My writings contained things I shouldn't have even known at the time. I got found out because me and my friends couldn't contain our laughter at it (despite my bad behaviour I was an intelligent kid and my literary skills made the story very funny - clever grammatical techniques and big words were interspersed with filthy erotic scenarios). You can imagine how terrible I felt when the teacher bellowed "Would you like to explain to the rest of the class what is so funny?" and started walking towards me! My god was this embarrassing when my parents found out. I ended up with a one day exclusion. I distinctly remember my English teacher saying that I must have watched too many American movies at a meeting me and my parents were obliged to go to to discuss my bad behaviour and this incident in particular. It's worth noting here that where I'm from high school starts in year 6 rather than year 7 (I mention this because I think it's unique in the UK or at least not commonplace) which means that I got a bad reputation at the start of my very first year! In fact I was the first person ever to go on report in my year (I was amongst the worst but definitely wasn't the very worst but I got in trouble so often that it bordered on ridiculous).
- We were having a pen fight in the classroom when a supply teacher was there and I threw a pen that landed on an unintended target (who happened to be the same friend I had a fight with) near his eye which drew blood. It was completely accidental but I felt terrible and it was a wake up call to not do this.
- In year 10 or 11 we were watching a film near Christmas time. It was pretty boring and I (and a friend) wanted to leave. This was a Spanish lesson and we had an incredibly docile teacher so you could get away with a lot. We made it known that we wanted to leave and so the teacher stood in front of the door. At this point I took the initiative and climbed out of the window (downstairs classroom) and just straight up left with a friend half way through the lesson. Not the naughtiest thing ever but the class found it hilarious.
- I can't remember the final nail in the coffin, but in year 8 I was the only person to be banned from going on a school trip for 10 days of activity in France. Being the immature boy that I was, my response was to go on a swear laden tirade towards the person who made the decision.
These are just a select few of my naughty endeavours! There are way to many to name!
I generally stopped my worst behaviour at around GCSE level as I changed crowd to a more well behaved group because I fell out with one of the people in my old group of friends. This acted as a catalyst for me to gradually become better behaved in year 9. In addition, I was diagnosed with AS in year 8/9. My parents took me to a psychologist as they though there must be something wrong with me since my behaviour was so bad. It turns out that my diagnosis probably made teachers more understanding and also made me behave better. At GCSE level I was still misbehaved quite a lot but it was more about being disruptive than extreme misbehaviour. At A level I was even more docile and was a bit of a geek! In hindsight my change in group is probably the best thing that ever happened to me as I ended up getting 4 A*s at A level and have just finished my first year studying economics at Cambridge. This would not have happened if I stayed with the old crowd for sure. I know that if my high school teachers were made aware of my current situation (they will remember me for sure - they remembered all of my family members for years haha) they would be extremely shocked. Proved them wrong!!
(edited 10 years ago)
Too much stuff.. : l
Chucked hot pot noodle over my mates face, still don't know why. Got suspended for a week.
Was racist to someone in my class.. suspended for a week.
Got into a fight with an autistic guy.
Got caught with extremely graphic porn mags in yr 7 :L
Had a wanc and finished in my French teachers back office while doing a test cause I missed it.. with the entire class in the next room.. :l
School was a weird time.
Chucked hot pot noodle over my mates face, still don't know why. Got suspended for a week.
Was racist to someone in my class.. suspended for a week.
Got into a fight with an autistic guy.
Got caught with extremely graphic porn mags in yr 7 :L
Had a wanc and finished in my French teachers back office while doing a test cause I missed it.. with the entire class in the next room.. :l
School was a weird time.
Original post by chickenonsteroids
I came into school with a stripped shirt on
It was against the rules so I was wearing trouble
It was against the rules so I was wearing trouble
How rebellious.
Original post by Spoonforknife
Tried to get with my English teacher and got an external exclusion.
Was so bad when they called my psycho dad in and then I had to have a meeting with all the teachers and the headmasters. As I was a senior student too so I was meant to be a role model for the whole school
Was pretty funny when I look back at it, and I pulled her in the end.
Good times.
- Put lockers infront of the RE teachers room so he couldn't get out LOL, he even cried.
- Put one of them hi-pitch things in the RE teachers room during a lesson and he couldn't find it haha.
- He then fell of a table and rolled around swearing.
- My engineering teacher was a dickweed, so me and some mates took his piece of work (that ours should look like) and put it to a plasma cutter.
- Told my bio teacher to SMD
- Wrapped a whiteboard pen in my ball-sack
- Left all the gas taps on in every science room and we all got the day off
EDIT: Sorry for not being a big enough badman at school!
Was so bad when they called my psycho dad in and then I had to have a meeting with all the teachers and the headmasters. As I was a senior student too so I was meant to be a role model for the whole school
Was pretty funny when I look back at it, and I pulled her in the end. Good times.
- Put lockers infront of the RE teachers room so he couldn't get out LOL, he even cried.
- Put one of them hi-pitch things in the RE teachers room during a lesson and he couldn't find it haha.
- He then fell of a table and rolled around swearing.
- My engineering teacher was a dickweed, so me and some mates took his piece of work (that ours should look like) and put it to a plasma cutter.
- Told my bio teacher to SMD
- Wrapped a whiteboard pen in my ball-sack
- Left all the gas taps on in every science room and we all got the day off
EDIT: Sorry for not being a big enough badman at school!
None of these things really happened, did they?
Original post by That Bearded Man
One guy at my school got his dick out while the teacher was away, he then proceeded to run around the classroom and reports suggest he teabagged a guy with it or did some other disgusting thing to a mate of mine. The teacher caught him and he was put on the sex offenders registry, he was suspended, not expelled.
My mate refuses to talk about it.
My mate refuses to talk about it.
My main curiosity from this, is how the hyell do you teabag somebody DURING a lesson... haha xD imagery...
Original post by Jkizer
My main curiosity from this, is how the hyell do you teabag somebody DURING a lesson... haha xD imagery...
I honestly haven't a clue, it may have been some other dick related event but I find that even more unlikely.
I think the worst thing I've ever done is having a slapping fight with a friend in a Physics lesson at GCSE, we both got sent out and just carried on slapping each other outside!
I've walked out of many a lesson due to being angry/annoyed at the other people in my class... i once turned round to my friend who made a comment and slapped her as hard as I could and then stood up and walked out...she had a hand-print on her face for days... later became my best friend though!
I've walked out of many a lesson due to being angry/annoyed at the other people in my class... i once turned round to my friend who made a comment and slapped her as hard as I could and then stood up and walked out...she had a hand-print on her face for days... later became my best friend though!
In my second year of college I smoked a spliff in the showers on open day afternoon. Best day ever till I got caught and then suspended for a month. Then they removed me from residential and restricted the time I was allowed on college ground. To this day they wont let me back on site without supervision. But I got away with it and finished my course.
In yr 7, i once rugby talked this kid who was bullying me, then proceeded to cry crocodile tears and blame him when the head teacher came over - 2-0 to me
I also got a teacher fired for nipping my ears and generally discriminating against just me, but to be honest, i was a bit of a prat in Primary...
I also got a teacher fired for nipping my ears and generally discriminating against just me, but to be honest, i was a bit of a prat in Primary...
Original post by Tai Ga
not me personally, but some year 13 set off a swarm of locusts during assembly last year. They got into the toilets and everything. So gross.
Another year they brought 9 goats into school and labelled them 1 to 10, missing out 9. They said that they were missing a goat labelled number 9 and everyone went into a frenzy looking for a goat that didn't exist
Another year they brought 9 goats into school and labelled them 1 to 10, missing out 9. They said that they were missing a goat labelled number 9 and everyone went into a frenzy looking for a goat that didn't exist
Your school sounds so entertaining.
We didn't have locusts or goats. The only thing happening in our toilets was people starting fires.
I brought vodka to school once on a friday, a few of us were staying at a friends house afterwards. It ended up leaking in my bag. Nearly got caught
Also got into big trouble for having a little watergun that me and a few friends bought at lunchtime, that was a total overreaction!
Also got into big trouble for having a little watergun that me and a few friends bought at lunchtime, that was a total overreaction!
I've gotten drunk a multitude of times, never been caught, though really close the first time.
Me and a friend finished 2 thirds of a bottle of jack left over from a party, up at the park, and went back to our ICT lesson, we were both really drunk, and I couldn't stop giggling, and my friend kept laughing at me. I got sent out to calm down, and went for a walk, came back and sat on the floor until the teacher came out to speak to me, and asked what it was all about, and managed to stay calm, despite finding his accent hilarious while I was drunk, and got back in and sat down.
Turns out my friend got a detention for disturbing the class. How he never smelt it on my breath I will never know.
Me and a friend finished 2 thirds of a bottle of jack left over from a party, up at the park, and went back to our ICT lesson, we were both really drunk, and I couldn't stop giggling, and my friend kept laughing at me. I got sent out to calm down, and went for a walk, came back and sat on the floor until the teacher came out to speak to me, and asked what it was all about, and managed to stay calm, despite finding his accent hilarious while I was drunk, and got back in and sat down.
Turns out my friend got a detention for disturbing the class. How he never smelt it on my breath I will never know.
I wasn't exactly a bad student, but if I was bored I had to misbehave to entertain myself. Never got suspended or expelled.
Primary School, felt really unchallenged so caused quite a bit of mischief:
A really small guy in year above me threw a rock at me, so me and a friend got a skipping rope and tied him to the basketball post, he wasn't found for over an hour, ended up getting 2 weeks of detention and a parent-teacher meeting.
We all went through a wrestling phase so every breaktime we just had a massive fight, ended up getting a week of detention.
Fired beyblades at people.
Throwing rulers, rubbers etc around class, ended up being sent out for parts of most lessons.
Chokeslamming a guy onto tiles in the cloakroom, he had been winding me up all day, had another parent-teacher meeting.
It got to the point where the teacher didn't know what to do with me anymore, while it was my fault it was partly to do with the people I was friends with.
Secondary School:
Very rarely did homework, usually if I'd done it, it was a last minute job a couple of minutes before the lesson.
Set a worktop on fire in chemistry by leaving a gas tap on (complete accident)
Kicking a pine cone and cracking a window
I thought a teacher had gone out of the room so i went to throw a bottle at someone, turned out the teacher was sat down talking to someone else, so my bottle bounced off one guys head and then hit the teacher (got an after school, didn't go)
Had a few fights
Dunk tackled a guy i didn't like in rugby which gave him a concussion, said it was an accident.
A lot of answering back and arguing and swearing.
Looking back on it, I really miss school!
Primary School, felt really unchallenged so caused quite a bit of mischief:
A really small guy in year above me threw a rock at me, so me and a friend got a skipping rope and tied him to the basketball post, he wasn't found for over an hour, ended up getting 2 weeks of detention and a parent-teacher meeting.
We all went through a wrestling phase so every breaktime we just had a massive fight, ended up getting a week of detention.
Fired beyblades at people.
Throwing rulers, rubbers etc around class, ended up being sent out for parts of most lessons.
Chokeslamming a guy onto tiles in the cloakroom, he had been winding me up all day, had another parent-teacher meeting.
It got to the point where the teacher didn't know what to do with me anymore, while it was my fault it was partly to do with the people I was friends with.
Secondary School:
Very rarely did homework, usually if I'd done it, it was a last minute job a couple of minutes before the lesson.
Set a worktop on fire in chemistry by leaving a gas tap on (complete accident)
Kicking a pine cone and cracking a window
I thought a teacher had gone out of the room so i went to throw a bottle at someone, turned out the teacher was sat down talking to someone else, so my bottle bounced off one guys head and then hit the teacher (got an after school, didn't go)
Had a few fights
Dunk tackled a guy i didn't like in rugby which gave him a concussion, said it was an accident.
A lot of answering back and arguing and swearing.
Looking back on it, I really miss school!
A lot of porn involved.
Year 7 was bad times 
Year 7 was bad times
Writing horrid stuff about girls on the toilet doors , which was the going thing in my school, not very rebellious but mean nonetheless. I however, loved the stir it caused hehe
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I was a good kid in school and almost never got into trouble but one time on a school trip (technically not in school but whatever) we were staying at this manor house in wales.
I got really angry because of something and kicked a window. Needless to say, it broke. This old man who was the owner of the manor got really really mad at me but luckily it was the last day we were staying at the manor and we were due to go home that day. So I didn't get sent home.
I got really angry because of something and kicked a window. Needless to say, it broke. This old man who was the owner of the manor got really really mad at me but luckily it was the last day we were staying at the manor and we were due to go home that day. So I didn't get sent home.
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