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  1. hbk4894's Avatar
    1 25-02-2012  21:32
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    funniest jokes you have ever heard
    what is the funniest joke you have heard in either TV or maybe on the internet?

    mine would be - Frankie Boyle - Hello Canterbury , lets make some ****** noise.
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  2. Viennaberry's Avatar
    2 25-02-2012  21:37
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    Re: most funniest jokes you have ever heard
    Most funniest.
    Really?


    Neg reps for pointing out basic usage of the English language. Lovely.
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    3 25-02-2012  21:38
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    Re: most funniest jokes you have ever heard
    Your grasp of grammar :mmm:
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    4 25-02-2012  21:41
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    Re: funniest jokes you have ever heard
    (Original post by hbk4894)
    what is the funniest joke you have heard in either TV or maybe on the internet?

    mine would be - Frankie Boyle - Hello Canterbury , lets make some ****** noise.
    You are a joke.
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    5 25-02-2012  21:42
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    Re: funniest jokes you have ever heard
    A train-enthusiast friend of mine got really close to her favourite steam train.. She was chuffed to bits!

    Not sure why, but this had me in HYSTERICS the other day. I'm easily pleased.

    Another..

    My friend keeps telling me I'm in the closet.. I just say it's Narnia business!
    Spoiler:
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    Nar-na-your..


    :getmecoat:
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    6 25-02-2012  21:43
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    Re: funniest jokes you have ever heard
    (Original post by xoxAngel_Kxox)
    A train-enthusiast friend of mine got really close to her favourite steam train.. She was chuffed to bits!
    That's golden
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    7 25-02-2012  21:43
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    Re: funniest jokes you have ever heard
    A child goes to a baptism with his parents and, as the priest dipped the baby's head into the font, asked them "Why is that man brain-washing that baby?"
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    8 25-02-2012  21:44
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    Re: most funniest jokes you have ever heard
    (Original post by kerily)
    Your grasp of grammar :mmm:
    ohohohoho:mmm:
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    9 25-02-2012  21:45
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    Re: most funniest jokes you have ever heard
    (Original post by Viennaberry)
    ohohohoho:mmm:
    Low of me I know, but I couldn't resist

    My favourite jokes tend to rely on being said out loud, sadly.
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    10 25-02-2012  21:47
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    Re: funniest jokes you have ever heard
    A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

    Spoiler:
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    I'm not very funny.
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    11 25-02-2012  21:47
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    Re: funniest jokes you have ever heard
    Who stole the soap from the bath?

    The 'robber' duck!

    :rofl:
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    12 25-02-2012  21:48
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    Re: funniest jokes you have ever heard
    I was reading a book about anti-gravity the other day. I couldn't put it down.

    OK, it's not the funniest joke I've ever heard, but it's pretty good.

    Also, I don't tend to find jokes funny, just random things, like this for e.g.:

    Click image for larger version.  Name: I_dd776c_2375162.jpg  Views: 3176  Size: 30.5 KB  ID: 133816

    When I first saw that I was laughing for ages.
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    13 25-02-2012  21:49
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    Re: funniest jokes you have ever heard
    Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.
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    14 25-02-2012  21:50
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    Re: funniest jokes you have ever heard
    Your favourite joke is "Hello Canterbury , lets make some ****** noise" ?

    Why did the boy fall off his bike?






    His mum threw a fridge at him
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    15 25-02-2012  21:51
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    Re: funniest jokes you have ever heard


    I can't think of much right now.
    Edit:
    Alan: Robert, did you have your breakfast this morning?
    Robert Moon: Well I reckon the way things are going, I –
    Alan: Can you just answer yes, for the purposes of a joke?
    Robert Moon: Yes?
    Alan: In which case, you must be a full moon...Hello?
    Robert Moon: I’m still here.
    Alan: Yeah I was making a pun on your name.
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    16 25-02-2012  21:51
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    Re: funniest jokes you have ever heard
    René Descartes walks into a bar and the barman asks him if he wants a drink. Descartes replies 'I think not' and promptly vanishes.
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    17 25-02-2012  21:52
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    Re: funniest jokes you have ever heard
    A man went to the zoo. All there was was one dog. It was a shih-tzu

    Why did the mushroom go to the party?
    Because he was a fungi.
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    18 25-02-2012  21:54
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    Re: funniest jokes you have ever heard
    why did 6 get scared of 7. coz 7 ate 9!!

    I remember that from dexter's laboratory, ahh good times
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    19 25-02-2012  21:57
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    Re: funniest jokes you have ever heard
    three tomatoes were walking together when one started to fall behind.
    The other tomato squashed him and said "ketchup"

    Catch up, ketchup. Get it?



    :unimpressed:
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  20. SleepySheep's Avatar
    20 25-02-2012  21:57
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    Re: funniest jokes you have ever heard
    (Original post by 4mar_ar5en4l)
    That pretty much killed the thread.
    Meanie pants.
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