Food and Drink: You're the WORST Example!
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Re: Food and Drink: You're the WORST Example!It's a toss up between FLACCID MAYO LADEN VOL AU VENTS, which are just utterly pointless raping of good pastry by filling it with "unadventurous adventurous-70s-Mum" egg mayo etc...
Or Gateau St Honore, a dessert designed to just confuse and overload the jaw (puff pastry topped with cream topped with choux pastry topped with cream topped with touilles and even more puff). Pointless.
WORST EXAMPLE OF SPECIFICALLY MARKETED(IE NOT "JUST HAPPEN TO BE LIGHTER"- QUAVERS ETC) "HEALTHIER" CRISP... NO WEIGHT WATCHERS?
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Re: Food and Drink: You're the WORST Example!Walkers lights. As if Walkers aren't light enough bags as it is? Hardly a crisp in the bag, and you're too make them LIGHTER you say? It's a surprise the bags don't float.
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Re: Food and Drink: You're the WORST Example!There's quite a few contenders in my view, for different reasons.
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1) Fried Onions. It's a bit of an overload of onions for me. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy onions in my burgers, and fried onions in hotdogs or meals.
2) Pulled Pork. How the hell do you keep this stuff in? It's like a MISSION. And you lose half the porky pleasure to the floor. You get half way through your bun and it's like....bed-eep-ed-eep-ed-eep..That's all folks! No more pork for you.
3) Chips. So I've got carbs, and erm, carbs? Chips -a side dish or meal accompaniment - in a bread roll. Odd. Filling. Bland. Plain. Far too heavy.
AND THE WINNER IS...CHIPS. Because if I want chips, I'll have chips. With a bit of salt and vinegar sprinkled on em. Not - I repeat NOT - in a bread roll. Buns are reserved for sandwiches with meat, fish, cheese or sweet filling, with soup, or of the 'hot and cross' variety. It's not for chips. Carb on carb is wrong. It's like cannibalism or something.
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Re: Food and Drink: You're the WORST Example!but chip butties are so good!
And that's definitely cold supermarket tomato pasta salad. It doesn't even taste like tomatoes, or pasta. I don't know what that taste is. But no matter which supermarket I buy it from, they all taste the same. I GIVE UP!
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Re: Food and Drink: You're the WORST Example!ACH, I'M A BUN-BLING IDJIT.
There are LOADS of American chains that seem magical and interesting for me. White Castle because of Harold and Kumar. Wendys for tradition. PopEyes for "Legendary Tackle boxes" (big fried shrimp and biscuit dinners). But one that, even just the name sounds grotty - FATBURGER. Touted as the "Fattest of all burgers", you get to order "Double Fatties" and "Quad Fats". The burgers are cooked in butter, then the buns, spread in butter again. WHY?!
Also, Five Guys doesn't seem that cool; they apparently DO cook to order, but they use "sweet egg buns" for burgers and have crates of shell-on peanuts littered throughout their restaurants for you to eat, free. Apparently the places are always totally FILLED with jakies that eat the free nuts.
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Re: Food and Drink: You're the WORST Example!For me its GAMMON AND PINEAPPLE.
Take bacon, cut a fatty, thick steak of it, cover with SUGARY FRUIT RINGS. I can think of nothing more vile. Perhaps next time I eat chicken Kiev I should ask them to fill them with toffee??
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Re: Food and Drink: You're the WORST Example!Beer. I'm fond of beer but I'll never have one with a curry. For me cold soft drinks are best with a curry, beer leads to dehydration which is not what one needs when tucking into a spicy madras.
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Re: Food and Drink: You're the WORST Example!I have to say Turkey. I know it's the traditional Xmas dinner option but I'm sure people have it just for the sake of it, rather than thinking it's the best meat. I wouldn't mind if my Mum didn't overcook it. DRY.COM/WATERPLS
Plus, it gives my brother farts and he stinks out the house for the rest of the day. Sorry, info overload.
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Re: Food and Drink: You're the WORST Example!It really depends on the curry! For example if you want a strong curry where the curry spice/sauce itself is NUMBAH WAN, then fish or prawns is simply CRUEL. It ruins a delicately flavoured flesh. If it's a fragrant, non-spicy curry, using venison is like UTTER waste as it is a showcase for the meat, when venison is a gamey, iron flavour that is only hindered florally.
/ponce answer.
Put it this way, if you ask for delicate with delicate (chicken bhuna), s'cool, strong-strong (lamb madras), s'cool, but weak-strong combos... Waste.
WORST EXAMPLE OF A CHOCOLATE BAR TO GIVE A TODDLER IF THEYRE TO REMAIN REMOTELY CLEAN? -
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Re: Food and Drink: You're the WORST Example!Oh gosh, that's got to be something like a Mars bar, a Caramel bar, a twix....anything with a gooey part like that. Because everything will be fine one minute, then boom! Caramel/toffee/goo everywhere, all over their face, their hands, their clothes...just an ultimate nightmare. Then they whine and cry when you try to clean them up and take away the chocolate bar.
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Re: Food and Drink: You're the WORST Example!Picture it: I'm hungry and there's a proper sit-down chain pub there. A pint and a big chilli jacket tattie or roast dinner should set me up nicely for my flight-time nap. But ALAS!! FIFTEEN MINUTES TIL CALLING! Frick. I'll just nip over there to that airport MCD/BK and nab a burger. "That's £8". Whut?! Oh, FINE, I'M IN A RUSH, YOU MORALLY DEVOID ROBBER.
*EATS IT QUICKLY*
"THE FOLLOWING FLIGHTS ARE DELAYED FOR 2 HOURS...
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TOMMY'S FLIGHT.
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THAT'S ALL, THAAAANK YOU."
AAAAARGH!!
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Re: Food and Drink: You're the WORST Example!Ribena REALLY LIGHT. A few years back when it was just " light" it was fair enough. Still syrupy as Ribena SHOULD be. Now it's PURPLE WATER.
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Re: Food and Drink: You're the WORST Example!Hmm...something heavy like pie and chips, or fish and chips or...anything with chips. If you're going out for dinner, you don't want to be filling up on something carby and heavy because come dinner time you're still going to feel bogged down and not enjoy the night out as much as if you'd had a sandwich or salad at lunch time.
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Re: Food and Drink: You're the WORST Example!Cheap orange squash. It's like drinking razor blades or something! Why does it hurt?! God help you if you put too much squash in too, youll be lucky to live! Evil drink. Cheap Blackcurrent is ok, so why is orange so throat rapingly bad?!
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Re: Food and Drink: You're the WORST Example!Curry Blaaagh(Original post by dani_1991)
Cheap orange squash. It's like drinking razor blades or something! Why does it hurt?! God help you if you put too much squash in too, youll be lucky to live! Evil drink. Cheap Blackcurrent is ok, so why is orange so throat rapingly bad?!
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