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Would you rather be a vegan or a virgin?

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    Virgin, I still have my right hand.
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    I'm already a vegan.
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    (Original post by littleone271)
    I dunno. I'd either have to sleep with a virgin *shudders* or I'd be patronised. I don't think I could handle either of those to be honest lol.
    I'm not sure I understand. :confused:
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    virgin
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    OP....Can the people who pick virgin still masturbate??

    I'd ask the same about quorn but we all know it tastes ****
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    vegan.

    people manage being a vegan, why can't I? :dontknow: it is only a matter of getting used to it and THEN you can live life normally with no temptations, as many vegans do.
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    (Original post by Zacho)
    I had this conversation with a friend earlier. I originally said vegan because sex is pretty good... but then I thought how much my life would change if i was a vegan. No roast dinners, no fast food, having to eat cereal without milk, always having to think about what I am eating and whether i am allowed to eat it, etc.
    I'm a vegan. Roast dinners? A good cranberry and cashew nut roast tastes so much better than dead skin. Cereal? Try it with hazelnut milk, it's amazing. Fast food? Check out the '**** yeah vegan pizza' tumblr blog. I love fast food: chips, vegan pizza, vegan quesadillas, om nom nom. Veganism isn't as hard as most people think - the food is yummy as hell, and guilt-free too. As for sex, ever seen the slogan 'vegans taste better'? :sexface:
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    (Original post by greatmonte)
    OP....Can the people who pick virgin still masturbate??

    I'd ask the same about quorn but we all know it tastes s***t
    Quorn isn't vegan. And the vegan food I eat tastes so much better anyway.
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    (Original post by the_alba)
    I'm a vegan. Roast dinners? A good cranberry and cashew nut roast tastes so much better than dead skin. Cereal? Try it with hazelnut milk, it's amazing. Fast food? Check out the '**** yeah vegan pizza' tumblr blog. I love fast food: chips, vegan pizza, vegan quesadillas, om nom nom. Veganism isn't as hard as most people think - the food is yummy as hell, and guilt-free too. As for sex, ever seen the slogan 'vegans taste better'? :sexface:
    Vegan food cannot compare ever to the luscious juices that drip from meat :sogood:

    And no, that is only partly true, or maybe not even true at all. You'd have to be on the swallowing end of that :holmes:
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    (Original post by SillyRodent)
    I'm confused vegan seems like more of a commitment whereas the virgin situation could be remedied.
    That's what I was thinking...
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    Vegan!
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    Virgin. As long as I can still do other sexual stuff.
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    (Original post by amyshamblesxx)
    Virgin. As long as I can still do other sexual stuff.
    like what?
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    (Original post by Zacho)
    like what?
    Stuff that isn't penetrative sex, obviously.
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    (Original post by S-man10)
    Vegan food cannot compare ever to the luscious juices that drip from meat :sogood:

    And no, that is only partly true, or maybe not even true at all. You'd have to be on the swallowing end of that :holmes:
    No you're right, vegan food cannot compare with the abominable cruelty of eating meat. Taste-wise though, it is amazing.
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    I think I would rather be virgin. Can't miss what you've never had and you've still got your right hand.
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    Both I hate meat and sex!
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    Not sure. :/

    Right now, I wouldn't mind staying a virgin, though I wouldn't want to stay one forever. Trying new things and all...
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    Vegan. I'm a vegetarian anyway. Plus sex is :sogood:
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    (Original post by the_alba)
    No you're right, vegan food cannot compare with the abominable cruelty of eating meat. Taste-wise though, it is amazing.
    Oh animal cruelty hardy bloody har ffs

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