YIN: You know it's ridiculously fresh. Hell, it was probably carved mere minutes prior to your presence. HASTY HAUNCHES!! Should you have any meat-based questions, they will be met with intelligent answers, not some supermarket assistant saying "Em, I think venison is like a Veal's son." Finally, if you want specialist treatment; ie, fancy your Lamb French-trimmed? Butcher be all up in dat. And he won't even need to ask, much like Tesco Temp Tambo, "Is that a bit like vajazzling?"
YANG: It's a bit more spaspensive usually. But that's the price you pay for hands-on quality meat!! Also, being SO fresh, cut from bones and not in a pretty little box with cute graphics, it really rams home that YOU ARE EATING BABE. It's not a little cylinder of pink, like your processed stuff. YOU ARE CLEARLY EATING NANIMALS. And Babe's crying.
YIN AND YANG OF BULK BUYING CHOCOLATE SELECTION BOXES BEFORE CHRISTMAS?