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FOOD AND DRINK: The DINNER JINX!

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    No salt or Vinegar? What is this sorcery?

    Just for that, your cookie is going to still be that sickly, undercooked doughy feeling inside, and only 1 chocolate chip!


    Edit; this thread appears to have been destroyed (although it serves you right for not actually posting a dish at first DZJX, and there's no need to call Melissa that).

    So Laurah, no marshmallows or cream on the top, and there's the chocolate sediment stuff coating the bottom.



    Lasagne with garlic bread and potato wedges. Go ahead and destroy that.
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    The hot chocolate is 200 degrees, and instead of pasta sheets in the lasagne it is cabbage!

    How would it ruin my banana?
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    Dinner Jinx would ruin the banana by making it all mushy and soft!

    How would it ruin vegetable soup?
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    The only vegetables in the soup would be carrot..

    what would it do to a nice chicken buhna?!
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    What the deuce? Why are they jinxing their own food?

    I have a feeling DZJX does a lot of things alone. Including sex.
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    Dinner Jinx would make sure the chicken would be burned and there would be too much spice in the curry to be edible.

    how could Dinner Jinx jinx up my sunday roast?
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    (Original post by MelissaJayne)
    What the deuce? Why are they jinxing their own food?

    I have a feeling DZJX does a lot of things alone. Including sex.
    I want to jinx!
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    I think someone hasn't quite grasped how the thread works...

    The roast potatoes are rock solid, well overcooked and... there's no gravy!


    How will the Dinner jinx destroy my Wheetabix with Strawberries?


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    (Original post by MelissaJayne)
    What the deuce? Why are they jinxing their own food?

    I have a feeling DZJX does a lot of things alone. Including sex.
    :rofl: PRSOM.

    Are you suggesting they're a contortionist? I reckon if was a contortionist I'd probably have the urge to give a go at some point. Would make for an interesting (and slightly scary) 999 call if I got stuck mind.
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    (Original post by SHABANA)
    I want to jinx!
    Jinx away, Shabana banana
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    Dinner Jinx would ruin the WEETABIX WITH STRAWBERRIES by ensuring your strawbs were the horrific sour underripe variety, and that you'd run so low on milk that you had to use WATER.


    How would DINNER JINX ruin my... TRIFLE?
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    (Original post by TotoMimo)
    Dinner Jinx would ruin the WEETABIX WITH STRAWBERRIES by ensuring your strawbs were the horrific sour underripe variety, and that you'd run so low on milk that you had to use WATER.


    How would DINNER JINX ruin my... TRIFLE?
    I'd give you 70% jelly and 10% on the cream, custard, sponge. RUINS EVERY TRIFLE.

    Spoil my jacket spud
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    (Original post by MelissaJayne)
    I'd give you 70% jelly and 10% on the cream, custard, sponge. RUINS EVERY TRIFLE.

    Spoil my jacket spud

    Dinner jinx would turn the supple, bronzed skin into a charred, brittle shell resembling pottery... :cry:

    Ruin my chocolate eclair, Dinner Jinx, COME ON.
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    WHYYYYY?!

    Just for that, Dinner Jinx is going to take your potato and cook it to the point where the exterior skin goes that way where it's a cross between rock and leather. YOU KNOW THE WAY.

    EDIT: Ninja'd as usual! You bite into the eclair. But Dinner Jinx has made it so that the cream is SO sparse that the interior is DRY AS HELL. Also, the chocolate has stuck to the packaging, rendering it impossible to get off without ripping arguably the best bit away with it.


    Dinner Jinx, how will you possibly ruin my PASTA CARBONARA?
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    (Original post by TotoMimo)
    WHYYYYY?!

    Just for that, Dinner Jinx is going to take your potato and cook it to the point where the exterior skin goes that way where it's a cross between rock and leather. YOU KNOW THE WAY.

    EDIT: Ninja'd as usual! You bite into the eclair. But Dinner Jinx has made it so that the cream is SO sparse that the interior is DRY AS HELL. Also, the chocolate has stuck to the packaging, rendering it impossible to get off without ripping arguably the best bit away with it.


    Dinner Jinx, how will you possibly ruin my PASTA CARBONARA?
    Dinner jinx would overcook the pasta, and barely add any sauce, so all you're left with is a dry, sticky mound of disappointment.

    How would Dinner Jinx ruin my Phisslh Food ice cream?
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    Dinner Jinx would make the icecream all gooey and congiely.

    how can you ruin my packet of BBQ crisps?!?
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    Dinner jinx would make my packet of bbq crisps 95% air

    how can my kebab be ruined?
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    (Original post by DZJX)
    Jinx away, Shabana banana
    That was a low blow.
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    (Original post by Lott)
    Dinner jinx would make my packet of bbq crisps 95% air

    how can my kebab be ruined?
    Dinner Jinx has a surprise massive jalapeno in your kebab, along with red cabbage in the salad NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    How would dinner jinx ruin my pizza?
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    The Dinner Jinx would make the cheese LAVA HOT in the oven, so you burn your mouth and cannot enjoy it anymore.

    How would the Dinner Jinx ruin... my Mullerlight yoghurt?
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    (Original post by amizzle91)
    The Dinner Jinx would make the cheese LAVA HOT in the oven, so you burn your mouth and cannot enjoy it anymore.

    How would the Dinner Jinx ruin... my Mullerlight yoghurt?
    This tastes funny..and it's a bit, lumpy? OH IT'S OUT OF DATE.

    Do your worst to my...maccaroni cheese

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