FOOD AND DRINK: The DINNER JINX!
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Re: FOOD AND DRINK: The DINNER JINX!No salt or Vinegar? What is this sorcery?
Just for that, your cookie is going to still be that sickly, undercooked doughy feeling inside, and only 1 chocolate chip!
Edit; this thread appears to have been destroyed (although it serves you right for not actually posting a dish at first DZJX, and there's no need to call Melissa that).
So Laurah, no marshmallows or cream on the top, and there's the chocolate sediment stuff coating the bottom.
Lasagne with garlic bread and potato wedges. Go ahead and destroy that.Last edited by Stiff Little Fingers; 18-03-2012 at 18:14. -
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Re: FOOD AND DRINK: The DINNER JINX!I want to jinx!(Original post by MelissaJayne)
What the deuce? Why are they jinxing their own food?
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Re: FOOD AND DRINK: The DINNER JINX!I think someone hasn't quite grasped how the thread works...
The roast potatoes are rock solid, well overcooked and... there's no gravy!
How will the Dinner jinx destroy my Wheetabix with Strawberries?
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(Original post by MelissaJayne)
What the deuce? Why are they jinxing their own food?
I have a feeling DZJX does a lot of things alone. Including sex.
PRSOM.
Are you suggesting they're a contortionist? I reckon if was a contortionist I'd probably have the urge to give a go at some point. Would make for an interesting (and slightly scary) 999 call if I got stuck mind.Last edited by Stiff Little Fingers; 18-03-2012 at 18:32. -
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Re: FOOD AND DRINK: The DINNER JINX!Jinx away, Shabana banana(Original post by SHABANA)
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Re: FOOD AND DRINK: The DINNER JINX!Dinner Jinx would ruin the WEETABIX WITH STRAWBERRIES by ensuring your strawbs were the horrific sour underripe variety, and that you'd run so low on milk that you had to use WATER.
How would DINNER JINX ruin my... TRIFLE? -
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Re: FOOD AND DRINK: The DINNER JINX!I'd give you 70% jelly and 10% on the cream, custard, sponge. RUINS EVERY TRIFLE.(Original post by TotoMimo)
Dinner Jinx would ruin the WEETABIX WITH STRAWBERRIES by ensuring your strawbs were the horrific sour underripe variety, and that you'd run so low on milk that you had to use WATER.
How would DINNER JINX ruin my... TRIFLE?
Spoil my jacket spud -
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Re: FOOD AND DRINK: The DINNER JINX!(Original post by MelissaJayne)
I'd give you 70% jelly and 10% on the cream, custard, sponge. RUINS EVERY TRIFLE.
Spoil my jacket spud
Dinner jinx would turn the supple, bronzed skin into a charred, brittle shell resembling pottery...
Ruin my chocolate eclair, Dinner Jinx, COME ON. -
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Re: FOOD AND DRINK: The DINNER JINX!WHYYYYY?!
Just for that, Dinner Jinx is going to take your potato and cook it to the point where the exterior skin goes that way where it's a cross between rock and leather. YOU KNOW THE WAY.
EDIT: Ninja'd as usual! You bite into the eclair. But Dinner Jinx has made it so that the cream is SO sparse that the interior is DRY AS HELL. Also, the chocolate has stuck to the packaging, rendering it impossible to get off without ripping arguably the best bit away with it.
Dinner Jinx, how will you possibly ruin my PASTA CARBONARA?Last edited by TotoMimo; 18-03-2012 at 19:01. -
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Re: FOOD AND DRINK: The DINNER JINX!Dinner jinx would overcook the pasta, and barely add any sauce, so all you're left with is a dry, sticky mound of disappointment.(Original post by TotoMimo)
WHYYYYY?!
Just for that, Dinner Jinx is going to take your potato and cook it to the point where the exterior skin goes that way where it's a cross between rock and leather. YOU KNOW THE WAY.
EDIT: Ninja'd as usual! You bite into the eclair. But Dinner Jinx has made it so that the cream is SO sparse that the interior is DRY AS HELL. Also, the chocolate has stuck to the packaging, rendering it impossible to get off without ripping arguably the best bit away with it.
Dinner Jinx, how will you possibly ruin my PASTA CARBONARA?
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Re: FOOD AND DRINK: The DINNER JINX!That was a low blow.(Original post by DZJX)
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Re: FOOD AND DRINK: The DINNER JINX!Dinner Jinx has a surprise massive jalapeno in your kebab, along with red cabbage in the salad NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(Original post by Lott)
Dinner jinx would make my packet of bbq crisps 95% air
how can my kebab be ruined?
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Re: FOOD AND DRINK: The DINNER JINX!This tastes funny..and it's a bit, lumpy? OH IT'S OUT OF DATE.(Original post by amizzle91)
The Dinner Jinx would make the cheese LAVA HOT in the oven, so you burn your mouth and cannot enjoy it anymore.
How would the Dinner Jinx ruin... my Mullerlight yoghurt?
Do your worst to my...maccaroni cheese
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