[Viennaberry]

I just put some delightful raisins in there to get all nice and soggy. And some pumpkin seeds for good measure. *shudder.*

Ruin my cadbury trifle!

[dani_1991]

You've left it out too long and the trifle is now warm!
That, or you've been saving it for a special treat, you go to have it and...
NO! It's gone off! :O


Ruin my Nachos?

[*custardcream]

guacamole, seemples!

ruin my mcnuggets?

[Sabertooth]

Mcdonald's is out of sweet and sour sauce...you get dry, deserty nuggets. bleh.

Ruin my bagel with philadelphia.

[*custardcream]

add pesto, eurh.

ruin my spring rolls

[amyshamblesxx]

They've been deep fried and are now soggy and oily instead of crispy. Heinous.

Ruin my cheese and crackers.

[TotoMimo]

I hope you realise Dinner Jinx was in the cupboard last night and he opened the cracker packet up, exposing them all, then proceeded to spray the corners of the cupboard with water to create humidity.

Enjoy your crackers that no longer crack or crunch but rather... chew. chew. chew. SOGGY JOY.


How will DINNER JINX ruin my MIXED GREEN SALAD?

[dani_1991]

You thought it was Balsamic Vinegar; applied liberally; it was Malt Vinegar!

-happened only once. it was enough.

Ruin ma salmon and cream cheese bagel!

[iamvick]

Uh oh... DINNJER JINX made sure that your salad leaves were left in the bottom of the fridge for a few days whilst in that awful plastic bag they come in. They've become soggy and wilted with those slightly mushy edges that remind you of the slime you used to find in the gunge tanks on children's show. They're limp, lifeless and with no crunch at all.


How's Dinner Jinx gonna ruin my oatmeal & raisin cookie!?

[*custardcream]

it breaks when you bite it and drops into a puddle on the floor. noooooooo!

ruin my twix?

[dani_1991]

It's been left in a REALLY cold place (in the cupboard over winter) for a fair amount of time, and the caramel is ROCK HARD.
*TOOTH BREAK*

Ruin my sausage and mash?

[*custardcream]

you whip up some gravy to go with that - you use beef bisto instead of onion by mistake, and it has lumps in it...

ruin my big mac?

[TotoMimo]

They appear to have applied your Big Mac sauce with some kind of spade.


How would dinner Jinx ruin my FINDUS CRISPY PANCAKES?

[MelissaJayne]

You took it out of the oven thinking it was done, once you sat down to eat dinner, had some of your sides..you cut in and take a bite. THE MINCE IS COLD. You didn't cook it through properly...

ruin my nandos chicken?

[*custardcream]

it's completely overcooked and tough as toenails (and horribly overpriced!)

ruin my ham and hummus sandwich?

[TotoMimo]

The oily hummus has permeated the bread creating a soggy, fatty mush between your fingers. Dinner Jinx didn't need to do much there!! The hummus did it for him!


How will Dinner Jinx ruin my: HARVEST CHEWEE BAR?

[MelissaJayne]

You leave it out in the sun and the chocolate chips have all melted and gone sticky, ruining the whole texture of the bar and just making it a mess to hold.

Ruin my rice pudding

[TotoMimo]

Dinner Jinx has cooked it, then let it cool, then reheated it, then let it cool once more.

GIGA SKIN HAS FORMED.


How will Dinner Jinx ruin my BUTTERED CRUMPET?

[dani_1991]

You left your crumpet to go cold, and now the butter won't melt! :O


Ruin my: bruschetta?

[*custardcream]

leave sitting too long before eating so its all soggy.

ruin my pork scratchings?