Things people do on facebook that annoy/amuse you

-This 'fraping' business

I find Facebook annoying. At first it was awesome in like year 10. This crazy world of adding friends and sharing nice pictures and everybody getting along and sharing homework help and all that rubbish.

Now it is a culture of, take a picture of everything and facebook it, look how drunk I seem on these pictures.

Or my pet hate, general statements to attract likes.

"I like getting paid"

No ****, don't we all? You obviously want likes.

Just attention seeking crap. I don't buy into it. People think I'm weird or something, turns out I spend all the time I would have on facebook learning stuff, I've taught myself a lot.

I hate Facebook. Only still activated icnase I need it for uni. What a load of crap.
/rant.

On this point:

There is a certain friendship group at my university in which fraping occurs all the time. At first, it appeared to be a case of people accidentally leaving their facebook logged in on a library computer as they went to the loo. However 7 months on, the fraping continues at an alarming rate.

Usually some questionable status updates will be posted, their display picture changed and some other irritating stuff will happen. The 'victim' will then post something like "OMGZ, time for damage control lolzzz...[insert name of funnyman here] you are such a joker/lad/pr*ck..." Despite realising the error of their ways, the 'victim' will often leave themselves open for attack again and again.

My theory: the frape 'victims' are deliberately allowing themselves to be fraped because it whips up attention/makes them look funny/makes them look like they are in some sort of 'in crowd'.

Blaming the poor frape victim, suggesting they wanted it!

Edited to add: People uploading pictures of their hideous tattoos and expecting praise. Someone on my Facebook got a tattoo of a DILDO on her hip and posted it to her wall. And one of her friends had gotten one of Kurt Kobain (could see it because she commented on it and it came up in my feed), and proudly proclaimed to all those who asked who it was that it was 'Kirk Kobain'.

Frapes annoy me. It may have been funny the first time someone did it and everybody believed it but now it is obvious when someone has been fraped and not at all funny. If you are going to do anything, send a few pms. I also dislike people putting untrue information in the info section eg 'School: Hogwarts'

Oh God, oh man, oh God, oh man, don't remind me of those.

I just do that hear less from this person thing.

I can't stand status', when did socialising become boasting about where you are rather than just going somewhere with your mates and having fun? I would only become active on posting status' on facebook if I won the lottery. I would post photos of my bank balance daily, post status' updating people on how many £50 notes I had used to wipe my arse.

Baby scans. While it's nice to keep family and friends updated on your pregnancy, baby scans (at least I think) are supposed to be private memories to keep between a few people and pass around, not upload so the world and his wife can see them. Or is that just me? It seems to happen a lot with teenage mothers.

For the 100th time:

-girl post picture and says she's ugly
-friend comes along and compliment her
-girl denies the compliment and compliments her friend instead
-the friend feels flattered and reassures the girl that she's beautiful
-both girls end up happy and inbox each other
-guys like me just want to shoot the laptop after that