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The guy I have a huge crush on is in a room 2 feet away from me...what should I do?

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    (Original post by ak137)
    Not sure if it will break the ice, but it will break something else.

    You dont want to kill the guy's sperm.
    Friggin hell, how hard are you expecting her to pull it? i'd be impressed if she managed to break his nutsack from a wedgie, would be the best intro ever
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    (Original post by Mr Smurf)
    Show him this thread? :ahee:
    Maybe if we eventually date. He might laugh.
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    I'm actually eavesdropping on their conversation using the bottom slit on my door.

    FML.
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    (Original post by TheStudent.)
    "Hi could I borrow you for a moment"
    Hahaha lawlz but bet OP wouldnt do that...
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    (Original post by KJane)
    Get in there! Ask if you can borrow a film, then just stick around be like "What are you guys up to?" if they're going some sort of general thing, then casually join, do you know them well? If not, ask questions "What course do you do again?" Then carry on convo from there.

    Does this girl know you fancy one of the guys? Get her to arrange some sort of group thing, you, her and the two guys, go out to dinner, even just hang out, and then make conversation with him. He'll just remain a crush if you don't make a move.
    Easier said than done....
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    (Original post by Can't Touch This.)
    I'm actually eavesdropping on their conversation using the bottom slit on my door.

    FML.
    Yes FYL

    Just get in there already!
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    (Original post by HumiT)
    Yes FYL

    Just get in there already!
    Easter said than done!

    Don't you think I want to. My nerves are overwhelming me.
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    Go ask if you can borrow something, try and make conversation, act confident, if it doesn't go well take whatever it is you asked to borrow and leave and no-one'll think anything of it
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    (Original post by Can't Touch This.)
    Easter said than done!

    Don't you think I want to. My nerves are overwhelming me.
    On the count of 3.

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    GO SEE HIM

    Ask him how his day has been, anything!
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    (Original post by Samus2)
    Get off TSR
    also my immediate thoughts.
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    (Original post by Can't Touch This.)
    Easter said than done!

    Don't you think I want to. My nerves are overwhelming me.
    Just take a deep breath and go. Don't think or analyse anything. The more you hang about thinking about it, the worse you'll feel
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    knock back a bottle of something with a proof rating to rival bill gates bank balance remove your clothes and enter the room, even if it goes badly [with naturally is doubtful:rolleyes: it'll be hilarious in the morning
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    (Original post by Salmaa!)
    Friggin hell, how hard are you expecting her to pull it?
    Quite hard :sadnod:

    i'd be impressed if she managed to break his nutsack from a wedgie, would be the best intro ever
    :no:
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    (Original post by Can't Touch This.)
    Easier said than done....
    I know, but what have you got to lose? Throw caution to the wind my friend. :cool:
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    Transcend your username.
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    (Original post by Salmaa!)
    run in there and wedgie him, should break the ice
    oh god you reminded me of that cringe-inducing polar bear pick up line.
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    Maybe you have some common friends and you could get the chance for all of you to hang out together
    Or if not, like said above, just find some pretext to be around him, like borrowing something. The trick when you are around him is, you could try to act confident and a bro-ist boyish attitude towards him, "brozone" him a little, get him the impresion that he needs you more than you need him. I think a lot of guys would be attracted by that :P
    Source: a guy
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    text your friend and tell her you like him and explain the situation; if she's a good friend she'll begin the wingman protocol and you'll be banging him before you know it
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    (Original post by Dirac Delta Function)
    oh god you reminded me of that cringe-inducing polar bear pick up line.
    how much does a polar bear weigh? :ahee:
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    (Original post by Dirac Delta Function)
    oh god you reminded me of that cringe-inducing polar bear pick up line.
    TEN TON POLAR BEAR :ahee:

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