Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, ‘The O.C.’, the U.N., recycling, getting Punk’d, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything–eve–everything that exists — past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman.
Being on the phone to someone in mid convo, then them going "oh hang on" and having a 15 min convo with someone there with them, while you're sat at the other end of the phone waiting for them to finish! grrrr. getting angry about it just typing it lol
Smelly people on the bus is a big one for me, I have to spend a lot of my time on public transport.
Supermarket own brand soap is usually less than 20p, so if you can afford to spend £2.10 catching the bus into town you can afford to buy some soap while you're there!
People who steal food from my cupboards constantly after I say yes you can have a bit now, just a one off and just to be kind, that doesn't mean it gives you the right to keep taking some whenever you want
When i'm working in the library's quiet area, some guy thinks it's cool to have their key sound turned on on their ipad!!!
I do love a good session of grumpy old men on the bbc
People who have been queuing for 10 minutes in a coffee/ fastfood place only to not know what they want when they get to the frontand hold up the queue.
- The reverse of this is the person in front of you who order the most complicated drink ever
Going to the bathroom and seeign that you housemates have used all the bog roll again... This is made worse depending on how much you needed the toilet in the first place
Slow walkers or ditherers who can't seem to decide which part of the pavement to walk on
People who do that snot/ nose phlegm thing where they cover one nostril and blow it out onto the pavement (this makes me feel so ill)