FOOD AND DRINK: The GREATER of Two Evils!

The former. I ate wotsits today and they're a shadow of their former selves. They taste like the weight watchers version - hardly any cheesy residue on fingers etc Massive disappointment, at least if they were discontinued during their peak then they'd remain a happy nostalgic memory.

GREATER EVIL:

Eating Chips without any sauce/condiments

or

Eating a beef burger by itself (no bun/salad etc)

Reply 186

TotoMimo

OP

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Aw man, unless it's a chippy burger (ie, in batter), then the second one is BY FAR the worse of the two. I remember when I went to a friend's house for dinner and his mum said it was burger and chips. I was so chuffed. Turns out it was a plate, one Birdseye brown coaster and a handful of wee chips on the plate. They ate them like cutlets. Knife and Fork job. I was like WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

If it's nice potatoey chips on the other hand, I love the taste of the inner tattie when it stands alone.

WHAT'S THE GREATER OF TWO EVILS?

Someone who doesn't lick the yoghurt lid,

or

Someone who doesn't eat their ice cream wafer cone (I have some snob pals that refuse to eat them if they're not biscuit cones as the wafer ones "taste crap" apparently. Heathens)?

Reply 187

Original post by TotoMimo

Aw man, unless it's a chippy burger (ie, in batter), then the second one is BY FAR the worse of the two. I remember when I went to a friend's house for dinner and his mum said it was burger and chips. I was so chuffed. Turns out it was a plate, one Birdseye brown coaster and a handful of wee chips on the plate. They ate them like cutlets. Knife and Fork job. I was like WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

If it's nice potatoey chips on the other hand, I love the taste of the inner tattie when it stands alone.

WHAT'S THE GREATER OF TWO EVILS?

Someone who doesn't lick the yoghurt lid,

or

Someone who doesn't eat their ice cream wafer cone (I have some snob pals that refuse to eat them if they're not biscuit cones as the wafer ones "taste crap" apparently. Heathens)?

Not licking the Yogurt lid. That's the thickest, creamiest part. Send your lids my way and I'll happily lick them for all you NON-LICKERS.

Which is worse:

The spilling of your baguette/sandwich/wrap spilling out and losing half the contents to the floor where it gets eaten by a dog with a fondness for sarnie/wrap fillings.

or

biting into a hot melt/slice/pastie at Greggs or somewhere and the half the hot contents come out the other end and their lost to the dirty pavement

Reply 188

Fusion

The latter because it happens quite a lot. Bits of sausage rolls always crumble and fall to oblivion when eating them in a dash. I don't find it so much with sandwiches, perhaps because I tend to eat them in a settled position as oppossed to munching a sausage roll from a small supermarket on the street.

GREATER EVIL:

Eating Hard stale bread

OR

Drinking cold tea

Reply 189

*Rouge*

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Eating hard stale bread is the greater evil. Cold tea isn't too bad and if I was really desperate, I'd put it in a microwave!

As inspired by my breakfast fail this morning:

Adding too much milk to your porridge so that you might as well use a straw
OR
Not adding enough milk to your porridge so that it's all thick and gloopy?

Reply 190

Not enough milk is worse. Too much milk will just mean more sweet, oaty milk. I'll spoon that up no worries :wink:

What's worse,
Your dinner going cold before you get to finish it

or

your dinner being SO hot you can't eat it for ages, and your ravenous.

Reply 191

Angry cucumber

Your dinner going cold before you've finished. :frown:

It's so depressing!! :biggrin:

Which one is the greater evil?

Biting a cinnamon stick

or

Biting on a cardamon seed in a curry

Can I just say having just discovered the Food and Drink area...... it's going to be the ruin of my grades!! :tongue:

Reply 192

Fusion

Biting on a cardamon seed in a curry. It's always by surprise.

GREATER EVIL:

FLAT COKE

OR

STALE POPPADUM

Reply 193

Squidgyness

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Original post by Fusion

Biting on a cardamon seed in a curry. It's always by surprise.

GREATER EVIL:

FLAT COKE

OR

STALE POPPADUM

Flat coke. Ewwwwww. Even worse if its normal coke, then its just sugar water :s-smilie:

Greater evil:

Getting a bacon sarnie but finding they didn't butter/margerine the bun...

OR...

Squeezing the condiment bottle only to realize that it isn't full, the last bits were just stuck to the outside, givng you a false appearance of the contents...

Reply 194

dani_1991

The latter.

Not shaking the Ketchup and getting that horrid liquid dribble all over your chips

OR

Putting freshly made toast onto a slightly damp plate you've just washed up

Reply 195

The last one! My mum annoys me so much with washing up, she doesn't dry up and makes drinks in them so it's like apple juice with a touch of soap sud. I don't wanna drink Fairy Up mother!!

What is worse:
Dropping yogurt down your front

or

dropping all popcorn down your front and it's all sticky and you're walking round town with it on after

Reply 196

Luke0011

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Yoghurt. You can always pick off the popcorn for a tasty snack while you're walking around town, but if you dropped yoghurt it would drip off, or you would have to carry a spoon around to eat it off your front.

What is worse:

Tea with no sugar,

Or

Coffee with no sugar!

Reply 197

Tea with no sugar is worse. Can taste bitter at times without the added sweetness, whereas I always have coffee without sugar. I like it's own individual flavour :biggrin:

What is worse:

Buying a toffee crisp and there were no "crisp" bits in there

or

Buying a dairy milk fruit and nut and there's no nuts!

Reply 198

Angry cucumber

No crisp to a toffee crisp, it's not nice without it, whilst Dairy milk is still nice without the nuts :smile:

The worst of two evils

Cream Soda (that nasty American stuff)

or

Coca Cola Zero

????????

Reply 199

Sabertooth